T. BOONE PICKENS ON ENERGY POLICY WITH ASSISTANCE FROM MIKE GUNDY
by Orson on Jul 15, 2008 9:32 AM EDT
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PrintWould you like your death to benefit society? Or, failing that, how's this: would you like your death to benefit your football program? Thank T. Boone Pickens for making this a real possibility with his special "Death Benefits" program, where your life insurance policies may be paid out to your university's athletic program. Presumably, he has Mike Gundy and assistant coaches out there dropping safes on wealthy Oklahoma State alums from great heights to "accelerate the organic growth of our fine program."
T. Boone's also at the forefront of cutting-edge energy policy, a convenience for him that he can afford since he amassed the bricks for his solid platinum manor with lucre from the dirty, evil, no good very bad oil industry. (The Oil Industry: serving as your generic straw man villain since 1883.)
Now, to further this site's commitment to fine, balanced journalism, we provide a unique opportunity for readers to engage in an important national debate. On one side, new economy booster and wannabe Greenzo T. Boone Pickens, who will present a summary of his plan to forge a new economy for the 21st century; and for the con side, his employee and current Oklahoma State football coach, Mike Gundy.
Mike Gundy thinks coal is just fine, thank you, and eats whole chunks of it for breakfast. He burns it in his children's rooms to make them strong. You would understand that, if you had children. But you don't, and that's obvious.
Mileage reading until joke fatigue sets in on Mike Gundy rant jokes: infinite. It's the Prius of football humor memes!
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Now, that was priceless.
Pickens and Gundy deserve each other.
by blon57 on Jul 15, 2008 9:37 AM EDT reply actions
Tools.
Will get hammered by Georgia again when they open their new stadium.
by UgasTexan on Jul 15, 2008 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
I haven’t watched the entire thing yet. I’d like to savor the last moments of my life, as from what I’ve read I may very well die from the massive euphoric rush that results in making fun of oklahoma state (aka: Citrus Aggie; dirt; LosuR; Aggie Light; the only accredited university that hands out diplomas to a man that can neither read nor write-Dexter Manly). On a Mount Rushmore that also features the likes of Bacon Pants, A’Mod Ned, the Hogberry, and zombie Joe Paterno…a fifth face has been added in the gelled one. This, well…this has made my day.
by them oklahoma on Jul 15, 2008 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
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We like to call OKState either OUlite or OUjr. It is fun to watch Pickens throw his money away trying to compete with a long-standing, winning program just down the road.
by blon57 on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
I tried to keep from watching. Clearly, I failed. Very nice work.
by Doug on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
Gundy’s reasoned arguments have turned me off of solar and wind forever. What’s his stance on nuclear though?
by Biggus Rickus on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
“wealthy Oklahoma State alums "
outside of t. boone, no such thing exists
by okiedomer on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
Let’s see … Gundy’s 41ish now … that’s constitutional.
I’m buying PickensGundy2012.com right now!
by Kenny on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
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by Allahver Fist on Jul 15, 2008 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
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No no no, they have other notable alumni. There’s Garth Brooks, but then there’s the real winner. Gary Busey. Any time you need to win an argument with a mini-aggie, and dirt doesn’t really grasp #‘s so it’s a waste of time to explain that “we” (OU) own them as far as football goes, just say, “Gary Busey”. Haven’t tried it myself, but last year while tailgating prior to the OU Miami game the concept worked. Miami fan would approach, say something about 1987 and how they were about to pull off the upset that afternoon, I would respond as follows, “Kirby Freeman.”
by them oklahoma on Jul 15, 2008 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
Did he say “Iraq-eee War” as in the “War in Iraq” or the
Iraq War? Iraq-eee…..mmmmm is that a sub-culture?
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 16, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
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