Comments on: EDSBS LIVE: REDNECK SEC EDITION

By: IvoryTower

IvoryTower — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:57:39 +0000

1. The 4-day region-wide funeral for UGA VI.

2. Mississippi State. Visit Aubun and Starkville in the same day and tell me I’m wrong.

3. The Gretchen Wilson of football is Jerrell Powe because, like Wilson, he may not have finished high school the same way you did, but he did it, by God!

4. Attempting to popularize “Carry Your Gun to Work Day.”

By: Shug

Shug — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:07:30 +0000

The drunken spider monkey y’all have running sound has finally captured the auditory ambience I think y’all are going for. Namely, Orson stuck in a well talking to Bean through soup cans and string with Clay yelling at them through a bullhorn.

By: dixiehack

dixiehack — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:04:27 +0000

… And we’re keeping the Big 10 down.

By: shanensga

shanensga — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:51:56 +0000

What do you mean Climpson ain’t in the essssseeeceee? “We got no-necked oil men from Texas, good old boys from Tenn, college boys from LSU, went in dumb, come out dumb too, hustlin’ round Atlanta inTheir Alligator shoes, gettin’ drunk every weekend at bar-b-ques……” Randy Newman-”Rednecks”

By: crimson daddy

crimson daddy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:29:14 +0000

Before I answer let me say I am greatly offended by this horrible stereotyping…

1. Showing up on Tuesday in your RV for a Saturday game.

2. Auburn. Two words: Animal husbandry.

3. Why, the team that invented southern football, of course. Alabama.

4. Voting for McCain?

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:36:32 +0000

1) Buying space on a billboard to mock a rival team after a humiliating loss. It’s tacky and crazy, the essence of SEC fandom.

2) LSU fans, easy. Surviving in swampland is downright Arrakian in its physical and spiritual fortification.

3) Ala-goddam-bama, mother fucker! SABAN!!

4) I have a five-point plan involving bourbon, M80s, the cast of Petticoat Junction, shotguns and Molly Hatchet. I can’t really get into the details, but trust me, it’s foolproof.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:12:02 +0000

1. LSD cheer, circa early 1970s, dont know if they still use dis (help me LSUfreek). “piping hot boudin, cold couscous. Come on Tigers, push, push, push.”

2. I just spent a day south of Eastman, GA. The Commies would never give a rat’s ass about that area. Gawga.

3. The Dookies. There’s nowhere to go but up. Plus, I need to have my yard cleaned up.

4. Emailin episodes of Squidbillies to Hu Jintao, saying, “this whatya will git ifn y’all comeon down south”.

By: Tommy Bowden's Mancrush

Tommy Bowden's Mancrush — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:18:51 +0000

Am I the only who who noticed that two people put Clemson in the SEC?

By: Tim

Tim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:53:00 +0000

I can’t hear any sound and my volume is turned all the way up on my comp. I remember once a long time ago when I was able to listen to an EDSBS Live show so I dunno why it’s not working now.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:32:36 +0000

1.) Diabetes
2.) In the case of nuclear winter no SEC fans would survive because it would become to cold for them.
3.) Fu Manchu and the Fresno State Bulldogs
4.) If I told you I would have to kill you

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:45:14 +0000

1) Hotty Toddy Potties in Oxford, MS; 2) Alabama fans who can live 25 years off a dead Bear; 3) best TEAM in all the land, Auburn Tigers who are somehow in the top 10 with only one first team All-SEC player in Athlons, who is the kicker; team to beat, UGA; 4) boycotting Budweiser ’cause I don’t buy foreign beer.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:17:41 +0000

This is going to be the best EDSBS live ever.

I expect the siren to be played every 25 seconds. FUCK YEAH I luv murrica!

By: shanensga

shanensga — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:45:14 +0000

1- The Auburn Tigers having an Eagle for a mascot. 2- Any Ag student from UGA, Au, Clemson,or UF. Yes, You do have a damn good Ag Dept down there. 3- The UGA defense, Them boys come to hit, jus’ ass that Brennan feller. 5- I’m-a- gonna mount Me a turrent with twin 50s on top o the pick-up. Then You can tell them A-rabs to come get apiece o My ass!

By: White Speed Receiver

White Speed Receiver — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:19:13 +0000

1) The tattoos. Getting a full body poster of Bear Bryant permanently attached to your back might be grounds for being declared criminally insane in the north.

2) Iowa. They might already be part cockroach.

3) The Tebows.

4) I protect America by keeping her economy strong. I only buy American porn with American porn starlets.

By: Dawg 05

Dawg 05 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:00:48 +0000

Hold on to the gun you pussy!

1. Using pom poms to stir whiskey into our stadium bought Cokes.

2. Tennessee. They can survive the holocaust by feeding off their own body fat for ten thousand years.

3. The Gymdogs. Covered in cream.

4. Building up my arsenal of pneumatic potato guns.