Comments on: EDSBS CONSUMED REPORTS: DRANK http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:09:58 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Freak Power in '08 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305748 Freak Power in '08 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:25:16 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305748 I implore all of you not to mix up the early-to-late teenage experimentation of "robo-tripping" with the chopped and screwed endeavor of "gettin' yo lean on." Robo-tripping involves drinking an 8oz bottle (or thereabouts) of cough syrup in which the sole active ingredient is dextromethorphan (DXM) (do NOT drink anything that also includes antihistamines/decongestants). The "real" purple drank involves prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup, not DXM, mixed with Sprite, maybe a jolly rancher, and also maybe vodka. Robo-tripping is highly unpredictable and can range from a pretty weirdly awesome experience (feeling like you're walking through something slightly more viscous than water, pleasant audiovisual hallucinations, etc.) to a completely unpleasant one (feeling like your body temp is about 110 degrees, inability to coordinate muscle movements, throwing up, etc.), sometimes in the same post-consumption period. Drank, quite simply, just gets you massively fucked up in a way synergistic with being drunk/stoned (i.e., slows your roll). /you didn't hear this from me I implore all of you not to mix up the early-to-late teenage experimentation of “robo-tripping” with the chopped and screwed endeavor of “gettin’ yo lean on.” Robo-tripping involves drinking an 8oz bottle (or thereabouts) of cough syrup in which the sole active ingredient is dextromethorphan (DXM) (do NOT drink anything that also includes antihistamines/decongestants). The “real” purple drank involves prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup, not DXM, mixed with Sprite, maybe a jolly rancher, and also maybe vodka. Robo-tripping is highly unpredictable and can range from a pretty weirdly awesome experience (feeling like you’re walking through something slightly more viscous than water, pleasant audiovisual hallucinations, etc.) to a completely unpleasant one (feeling like your body temp is about 110 degrees, inability to coordinate muscle movements, throwing up, etc.), sometimes in the same post-consumption period. Drank, quite simply, just gets you massively fucked up in a way synergistic with being drunk/stoned (i.e., slows your roll).

/you didn’t hear this from me

]]> By: Allahver Fist http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305738 Allahver Fist Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:29:05 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305738 As far as those handstand pushups go, I'm getting less and less comfortable with Swindle's dedication to fitness. I'm not sure how to handle a former marching band blogger that could also kick my ass. Yer not thar yet, son, so please have some drank and slow that roll yer on. As far as those handstand pushups go, I’m getting less and less comfortable with Swindle’s dedication to fitness. I’m not sure how to handle a former marching band blogger that could also kick my ass. Yer not thar yet, son, so please have some drank and slow that roll yer on.

]]> By: Allahver Fist http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305732 Allahver Fist Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:55:27 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305732 #22, Goliard I'm afraid the answers were lost amongst the quarts of Budweiser I drank on the way to my food science classes at Florida. #22, Goliard

I’m afraid the answers were lost amongst the quarts of Budweiser I drank on the way to my food science classes at Florida.

]]> By: Blog Goliard http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305730 Blog Goliard Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:51:33 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305730 "Precisely the scent of a carbonated grape Otter Pop..." Here's something I've long wondered. Why do artificially-flavored grape sodas and candies and gums and such all taste just like each other...yet nothing like actual grapes? Is there a canonical FDA standard for "artificial not-grape" they're all required to adhere to? (Same goes for artificial strawberry and lemon flavorings too.) “Precisely the scent of a carbonated grape Otter Pop…”

Here’s something I’ve long wondered. Why do artificially-flavored grape sodas and candies and gums and such all taste just like each other…yet nothing like actual grapes? Is there a canonical FDA standard for “artificial not-grape” they’re all required to adhere to?

(Same goes for artificial strawberry and lemon flavorings too.)

]]> By: charlestowne http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305728 charlestowne Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:44:38 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305728 I WANT SOME DRANK I WANT SOME DRANK

]]> By: Irish09 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305727 Irish09 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:36:51 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305727 Is Drank available in stores? Is Drank available in stores?

]]> By: Harris http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305721 Harris Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:23:05 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305721 Orson, I can only hope you properly prepared yourself for Drank consumption by wearing a $350 jeans-and-t-shirt combo ($500 with the Tims) and platinum fronts (gold is gauche, yo). Orson, I can only hope you properly prepared yourself for Drank consumption by wearing a $350 jeans-and-t-shirt combo ($500 with the Tims) and platinum fronts (gold is gauche, yo).

]]> By: Billy From Baton Rouge http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305719 Billy From Baton Rouge Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:18:43 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305719 Tony, I'll save you the canned answer buddy. Because fuck you, thats why. Tony, I’ll save you the canned answer buddy.

Because fuck you, thats why.

]]> By: GamecockTony http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305712 GamecockTony Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:02:39 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305712 Since no one else is asking... Why the hell does it come in a 5-pack? Since no one else is asking…

Why the hell does it come in a 5-pack?

]]> By: Bagger Douche http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305711 Bagger Douche Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:01:05 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305711 #15, I'm working on Smopium and Stashish to fund my retirement. #15, I’m working on Smopium and Stashish to fund my retirement.

]]> By: Will (the other one) http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305705 Will (the other one) Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:49:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305705 I'd always (since yesterday) imagined Grimace as Sid & Marty Kroff's poorly-received fur-covered butt plug come to life. @ Bill Screw the Brawndo, mix it with some Cocaine (the drink, not the yayo) or Crunk Juice. And given the trend of "take an illegal drug and make some similar legal product from it" whoever can come up with a heroin knock off can retire early. I’d always (since yesterday) imagined Grimace as Sid & Marty Kroff’s poorly-received fur-covered butt plug come to life.

@ Bill
Screw the Brawndo, mix it with some Cocaine (the drink, not the yayo) or Crunk Juice.

And given the trend of “take an illegal drug and make some similar legal product from it” whoever can come up with a heroin knock off can retire early.

]]> By: Bill http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305695 Bill Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:37:46 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305695 I feel strangely compelled to mix Drank with Brawndo to witness the energy/anti-energy calamity that results. I feel strangely compelled to mix Drank with Brawndo to witness the energy/anti-energy calamity that results.

]]> By: MaconDawg http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305693 MaconDawg Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:33:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305693 "and not necessarily to the toga-wearing Grimace with a three-foot long purple erection we imagined on the reveal." So, I'm confused. Did you think you were going to Baton Rouge instead? “and not necessarily to the toga-wearing Grimace with a three-foot long purple erection we imagined on the reveal.”

So, I’m confused. Did you think you were going to Baton Rouge instead?

]]> By: Allahver Fist http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305691 Allahver Fist Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:23:32 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305691 Surprised they put melatonin in tha drank. Try 5mg sublingual melatonin sometime (make sure a bed or couch is near). Shit will black you out. Surprised they put melatonin in tha drank. Try 5mg sublingual melatonin sometime (make sure a bed or couch is near). Shit will black you out.

]]> By: OhioDawg http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/15/edsbs-consumed-reports-drank/comment-page-1/#comment-305686 OhioDawg Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:01:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=5347#comment-305686 Now THAT'S a 'tween seasons posting we can all appreciate. Now THAT’S a ‘tween seasons posting we can all appreciate.

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