CURIOUS INDEX, 7/15/2008

In all fairness, if I were Bacne Bear Bryant, I’d be frowning 24/7 too.

Is the guy with the Bear Bryant tatoo going around in white face in response to the Auburn blackface incident? how clever.

http://www.tolerance.org/news/feature/auburn/index.html

Meghan McCain is also a blogger.

http://mccainblogette.com/

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I always thought Southerners preferred barbecued meat at football games. A significant quadrant of my mental universe just collapsed.

I’d help Meghan McCain up by her bootstraps, too. That’s page 308 in the Kama Sutra, isn’t it?

McCain the younger is cute, and if her mom is any indication, she’ll age well. When Pops gets clocked by the Angry Black Muslim Revolutionary Avenger in November, I’ll be happy to offer advice and consolation.

As for the recruiting phone message, that sounds more along the lines of something Urban Meyer would do, but YMMV.

excuse me…mr. fresh?? yes zack morris is on line 1…he would like his cell phone back.

#5: Yes, but I believe it refers to them as “stirrups”.

December 7 is BCS judgement day, not the 1st. And while there’s no massively huge game on the slate, playing two middling ACC squads, the defending WAC champion, and one low-fat cupcake isn’t terrible when paired with the SEC part. I don’t think Ohio St. could get away with it.

Not just any old laptop, but a MAC laptop. I bet she’s a liberal.

Uh, where’s the Cindy-as-Song-Girl pics?

She’s holding a Bud Light. That’s unamerican!

What, no link to JCCW?

Corrected—link added.

O -

The rule is half plus seven. Remember that for your second wife (when your current finally divorces you after the realization that Urban is more important …)

Orson -

I’m not sure “to drive hundreds of miles round trip to get unreasonably drunk” statement is exactly accurate. Georgia has only travelled 358 miles in the last 8-10 years…for OOC games.

But then there is that cocktail party thing in Jacksonville every year, so I guess it all works out.

7

how is he calling without his cell phone?

Pat O’Brien has nothing on Greg Williams.

Am I the first to notice the small tat on Ms. McCain’s right foot? Cocktails to whoever can figure it out…

pw,

obviously he spent the night at screech’s house.

She got some tig ole bitties.

@19: It’s a schooner.

Doug @ 6 – I think that Frau Senator McCain isn’t holding up well solely on her own. That rictus grin she’s sporting is because whatever isn’t botoxed is tucked so tight it might give way under the strain of sudden movement.

As for the good Senator’s crack about the University of Spoiled Children – 1) guilty as charged, and 2) that’s rich coming from someone whose income has either been taxpayer money or his wife’s inheritance.

Sorry, that’s just jealousy talking.

Whether or not the Senator’s missus has had help, who wouldn’t want to marry a beer heiress would isn’t afraid of a little nip or tuck to preserve her looks?

I wonder if Oops knows what the tramp stamp is on her back? You know she has another, because nobody I have ever seen with a tattoo has just one.

Mental note…avoid CS Long Beach. Feral cats, coyotes and blindly loyal animal activists are three things that I tend to avoid in everyday life. It’s only a matter of time until the coyotes attract bears.

As for the defn of USC, that’s not McCain talking, thats the rest of the country.

#23

You’re right, I am sure he was livin’ high on the hog on taxpayer funds while staying in the Hanoi Hilton. What an asshole. Besides, what is to be jealous about USC? Shitty area, uninteresting people, spoiled kids, and the chics at UCLA are so much hotter and asian.

24- you are correct

The not-well-proportioned individual from the wrong side of my state seen above has yet another tattoo on his front! It is a well sculpted picture of Brodie Croyle being sacked for a 7th and final time a couple of Iron Bowl’s ago. Guess he isn’t a Chiefs fan.

by the way, that looks eerily like a vibrator at the bottom of that Megan McCain photo….a beer, a Mac with built in webcam, possibly suspicious looking vibrator located close but not too close…what was the link to her website again?

If Tuscaloosa County hadn’t had it’s 15th homicide of the year this weekend (a body dumped behind the Bama Theater no less… someone call CSI), I would laugh condescendingly at the screenshot from the OA-News in JCCW’s post.

BTW, you should see the chick who walks around campus with He of the Bear Tattoo on gamedays… it seems some women will do ANYTHING for attention.

And if it is a vibe in the Ms. McCain pic, what else do we think is in that little black bag by her left foot?

meatybob @ 26 – we’re a touch prickly today aren’t we? I can’t say that I’ve ever enjoyed the legendary hospitality of the Huskers or indeed anyone else in Nebraska, but I hear rumors that you all have “jokes” out there as well.

God damn, they gave her a complete airbrush nose job for that shot. In real life she’s much troll-ier.

My local Raycom affiliate showed a program about the SEC traditions and whatnot over the weekend, and the only part I caught was an in-depth interview with Bear tat guy who now sports Denny Chimes on his frontside. Amazingly, he was slightly less crazy than I had anticipated. (But still pretty nuts.)

Holly, sweetie, you (and maybe TCOAN) are the only one looking at her nose.

The suitcase in the corner says “I brought the pink peignoir and the toys, but I will leave when you are done.”

#21: It looks like those things are getting a lot of help of the underwire variety.

It looks more like a duck call than a vibrator to Me. Either She is moving toArkanasa or She is one kinky Chick. Be glad the tat guy is a Bama fan and not an Irish fan. Imagine Charlie Weis on somebodys back. YECH!!!

@19
the tat says 0-9