LSU Josh: You were right the first time. The Wiz is high quality and it looks like the LA Times is circling the drain. The last few weeks I’ve been thinking of giving up my subscription due to the drastic declines that have been going on.there When the old guys like me who have been subscribing forever give up, then they are in real trouble.

“This is shit. This is pure shit.”

“It’s good shit, right?”

“No, it’s bad shit.”

“You mean bad shit like, ‘This shit is *bad*!’?”

“It’s shit shit. This shit isn’t worth shit.”

Not to be confused with bad like Croom’s voice or bad like LSU’s wide receivers (as witnessed above and when Michael Clayton forced a fumble and knocked out some War Beagle from Auburn).

After a lifetime of trying, I can assure you, golf is a difficult game to master. I play 200 rounds a year to prove that point. With all of the golf related events athletes are invited to, I can see a practical application for this course. Since athletes see more ass than a toilet seat, AIDS awareness can’t be overstated. AIDS however, is rather easy to avoid.

A scholar like Mr. Slocum would be more concerned with how to impress the ladies with his knowledge of Kineseology. Or is he another General Studies major that Jim Harbaugh referred to last year?

My understanding is that it was not his honor physics nor his symposium on existential authors that tripped him up; but rather it was his aids awareness and golf classes.

I am shocked, schocked I tell you, that Mr. Slocum would have issues in the classroom. Was it Biology or Anatomy that tripped him up?