TICKETS GOING CHEAP!
Apologies for the slow pace of posting, but we’re in Charlotte with the staff of SN figuring out the mindmeld for the season, and what particular torture they’re going to put me through in the name of pseudojournalismwritingstuff.
Best concept thus far: going to the Duke/Vandy game in October with a full suit, top hat, ascot, monocle and mustache and calling it “The Billionaires Bowl.” Highlights would include screaming for my manservant, tossing out fake money out of a huge sack, and sitting in the emptiest spot of bleachers with a banner reading “BULLY FOR FOOTBALL!”
Bloated plutocrats for football!
Oh, and Florida State is sellling tickets to Tallahassee Community College students now. No amount of typed evil laughing can sum up our happiness at this.
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NOLAcane says:
blah blah blah blah FSU has bandwagon fans blah blah blah most FSU fans didnt go to school there they went to TCC blah blah blah.
Actually, just like you cant blame our fans for saving money and going somewhere other than UM, you cant blame Nole fans for going to TCC and getting a legitimate non-circus education
July 14th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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samsson says:
Better or worse:
FSU-Tallahassee CC.
ucla buy one ticket-get one free at Ralphs supermarket.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
NOLAcane, you runnin’ the ‘cost of education’ bullshit about a State school with the State legislature at it’s back?
Clown School never looked so legitimate.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
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bevo says:
I like the idea of teaching the locals how to do tailgating/football watching proper. But Harvard/Yale is too predictable.
Amherst/Williams would view it as ironic.
No, I vote for Vassar/Skidmore in men’s soccer. Show up in Saratoga Springs, organize a marching kazoo band for halftime, grill a lot of dead animal before kickoff, lead the wave, etc. Discuss how two former all-women’s colleges should field football to, you know, get some real men on campus.
Oh, yeah. Lots and lots of bourbon.
The comedy writes itself.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:30 am
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Allahver Fist says:
I’m not sure what I said at #53 makes any sense whatsoever. I fielded 16 returning starters last night from my weekend boozefest. All that talk about SEC tailgating…I need a better excuse for drinking. Football!
July 15th, 2008 at 8:09 am