Comments on: TEBOW TOTES TOT IN THAILAND, CRANKS COLORFUL CROCS

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:12:48 +0000

I�m sure Vol-Orange Crocs looks positively delicious matched with, oh i don�t know, a �Property of Mister Tebow� message across one�s upper chest?

How DARE you malign my heavenly rack with Crocs? There’s lines you don’t cross, people.

By: Pappy

Pappy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:05:29 +0000

*peeks out around corner*

Yeah, I own those Crocs… and wear them proudly every gameday (and sheepishly other days as well)

By: Coop

Coop — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:01:59 +0000

@ 42

Tebow goes abroad every year in the summer, doing something good for others in some capacity.

It did not hurt him too much last season, I don’t think.

By: gatorv2

gatorv2 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:35:39 +0000

No one sees the irony of a gator wearing crocs? Come on now.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:26:59 +0000

@ 19:

I saw that too, and it bugged me. Oh well. It’s all the Michigan bastard’s fault. Not only did he steal the damn thing, he stole it and fucked up the pose for everyone.

By: mykiec

mykiec — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:43:10 +0000

Don’t know what you guys are talking about. Crocs are squishy, massaging goodness.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:00:11 +0000

Call me crazy – but I kinda assumed that summer was for working out, spending time bonding with fellow players on offense, getting a better grasp on the playbook or putting in new offense.

Thus far I’ve seen Tebow preaching to prisoners, “nipping the tip” and posing with children.

Either Meyer has supreme confidence in his ability to pick things up quickly or he had to send him away in order to quell the raging monster that lurks inside him.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:52:19 +0000

#37 — Oh, I’ve seen the super-G-adorned red Crocs, and was disgusted that my university’s proud logo could be slapped onto anything so heinous. For a minute I almost felt sympathy for the people who nearly shit themselves with rage over the Muhammad cartoons in that Danish newspaper.

By: dogtown gator

dogtown gator — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:52:01 +0000

#18: In the uncropped version of this pic, you can clearly see Brent Musburger holding an open container of Tsing-Ha in a rickshaw.

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:40:13 +0000

#37 – be careful. Matthew Stafford’s dad may have deep pockets.

Even as a Gator, I thought #13 was hysterically funny.

By: Kerwin4two

Kerwin4two — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:36:20 +0000

If you look closely in the doorway on the left, you can see Matthew Stafford sleeping off an Opium Binge cradling his young manservant Chanarong in his arms.

By: rjsplow

rjsplow — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:34:19 +0000

Hey Doug @ 23:

My boss walks around the office with red Bulldog Crocs and it looks just as ridiculous, so don’t for a minute think any particular respectable fan base emerged from this Croc malady unscathed…

…and Holly- I’m sure Vol-Orange Crocs looks positively delicious matched with, oh i don’t know, a “Property of Mister Tebow” message across one’s upper chest?

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:28:57 +0000

Holly – Must have made losing that bet last year more awkward than normal. Hats off to you.

By: spartanmike

spartanmike — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:21:32 +0000

“Yes, Styler, we are losers. Now you are better than us.

Comment by BurritoBrosShits � July 10, 2008 @ 12:36 pm”

The totality of this comment from this particular name is one of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while. You have a new fan, BBS.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:18:13 +0000

I have actually found it difficult to loathe Tebow in the past because he bears such a striking resemblance to my baby brother, but this does the trick. Thanks, EDSBS!