TEBOW TOTES TOT IN THAILAND, CRANKS COLORFUL CROCS

by Orson on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM EDT

Tim Tebow in Chiang Mai, Thailand, purchasing a baby at one of the conveniently located local baby markets.

Those Crocs. We want them, if only to take the garbage to the curb in style. Watch out for the "Turtle In Pussy" Show in Bangkok, Tim: not that you'd be seen near Patpong anyway, but it's not what you think! Oh, that poor, poor cat. We sometimes wake up screaming at night thinking about that one.

(HT: South Asia Rocks (it does) via Busted Coverage.)

Tweet Comment 48 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

He derives his strength from the livers of the young. If anyone can pull off crocs, I guess Tebow could.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 10, 2008 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

Hmm…I expected more denim.

by Mackalicious on Jul 10, 2008 12:07 PM EDT reply actions

Swindle, I thought TCOAN’s parents bought you a pair of Crocs, upon which you wrote “R” and “L,” so you would look as retarded as you feel when wearing them. That story killed me.

by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Jul 10, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

Taking a break from his circumcision duties.

by Crabapple Buck on Jul 10, 2008 12:15 PM EDT reply actions

Hiawatha—-True. I also wrote them in the wrong feet, too.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM EDT reply actions

Dang, that is a cute baby!

by Diamond M on Jul 10, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

Did he spike the baby or simply hand the baby back to an official like he’s been there before?

by hailstate on Jul 10, 2008 12:21 PM EDT reply actions

how is there not one asian in that picture!

by alanon on Jul 10, 2008 12:21 PM EDT reply actions

That baby was wearing blue until Tebow exercised his medical skills . . .

by Rosen on Jul 10, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions

+100 cocktails to hailstate for comment #7.

by Clem on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM EDT reply actions

Balancing on one leg while holding a baby with one arm should be timed as an olympic sport.

by gold man on Jul 10, 2008 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

- Handed it off to an official, who promptly put the baby to work in a sweatshop for 60 hours a week, thanks to Thailand’s strict child labor laws.

by Ground0EastLansing on Jul 10, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions

That is the worst place for the child to be, Teabow could be sacked by Georgia at any moment.

by Russell on Jul 10, 2008 12:28 PM EDT reply actions

#1, no one over the age of 8 can pull of crocs. Not even Tebow.

#13, 100 cocktails.

by Bobby Decatur on Jul 10, 2008 12:30 PM EDT reply actions

Those are some fugly crocs. Bless his heart.

by Out of Conference on Jul 10, 2008 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

And he already taught the baby how to do the Heisman stiff arm. Wow.

by SlobberKnocker on Jul 10, 2008 12:51 PM EDT reply actions

Next year? Twins.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 10, 2008 1:00 PM EDT reply actions

Tebow promptly faked like he was running then jumped and tossed the baby to a wide open bystander. The only thing missing was Verne Lundquist creaming all over the booth window.

by AlanInDC on Jul 10, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

Am I the only one disappointed Tebow did the pseudo-Howard-Heisman pose (like everyone else) instead of the the real one? Why he would proliferate an error is beyond me, I guess the Tebow works in mysterious ways.

by North 2 on Jul 10, 2008 1:03 PM EDT reply actions

- What about medical professionals? Doesn’t Tebow qualify as such?

by hailstate on Jul 10, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

- they’re probably already at work in the sweatshops, or waiting in the Free Heisman-Caliber Circumcision Line, I’d guess.

or, What you don’t see in this pic: Just off to the right, a multitude of young Thais, scrambling to recover the ball.

He and the baby look like they’re going to do a takeoff a-la Superman (Christopher Reeve edition).

/end disorganized observations

by gatorphunk on Jul 10, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

Hmm, I always thought “tot in Thailand” was an example of euthanasia…

by Kahuna on Jul 10, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

And I thought there was no way in hell those shoes could be any uglier.

Well played, Crocs. Clearly I’ve underestimated you.

by Doug on Jul 10, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions

Is Jesus wearing socks with those crocs?

by Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin on Jul 10, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

What a bunch of losers on this site. Tebow is great, wearing the fun, family shoes founded by young entrepreneurs in the USA. Unhappy people always have to diss others to do good in the world.

by Styler on Jul 10, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions

Yes, Styler, we are losers. Now you are better than us.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 10, 2008 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

@25

I never expected a quasi-political troll here on EDSBS. 3/10 for the wrong forum and poor style.

by SEC Supremacist on Jul 10, 2008 1:38 PM EDT reply actions

Hell that looks more Orlando than Thailand…..there are no potholes and no Thai kids begging for change, and not enough Thai hookers with track marks, and not enough 2 cycle scooters with no muffler, much less the smell of feet and fish balls

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 10, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

Unhappy people always have to diss others who do good in the world.

/continued grammar policing from earlier thread

by AllWhoYonder on Jul 10, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

is that Bob Tebow is the background?

by matt on Jul 10, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

All the people in the background look like they’ve never seen a croc wearing douchebag holding a baby in a mock Heisman position before.

by DoubleDawg05 on Jul 10, 2008 1:59 PM EDT reply actions

I think I can see Mike Shula hiding in a bowl of rice, waiting.

by Bagger Douche on Jul 10, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

So he fumbled the ball for the baby? Where are his priorities?

That shirt makes the crocs almost unnoticable.

by a-non-a-mus on Jul 10, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions

I have actually found it difficult to loathe Tebow in the past because he bears such a striking resemblance to my baby brother, but this does the trick. Thanks, EDSBS!

by Holly on Jul 10, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

“Yes, Styler, we are losers. Now you are better than us.

Comment by BurritoBrosShits July 10, 2008 @ 12:36 pm"

The totality of this comment from this particular name is one of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while. You have a new fan, BBS.

by spartanmike on Jul 10, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

Holly – Must have made losing that bet last year more awkward than normal. Hats off to you.

by Out of Conference on Jul 10, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions

Hey Doug @ 23:

My boss walks around the office with red Bulldog Crocs and it looks just as ridiculous, so don’t for a minute think any particular respectable fan base emerged from this Croc malady unscathed…

…and Holly- I’m sure Vol-Orange Crocs looks positively delicious matched with, oh i don’t know, a “Property of Mister Tebow” message across one’s upper chest?

by rjsplow on Jul 10, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions

If you look closely in the doorway on the left, you can see Matthew Stafford sleeping off an Opium Binge cradling his young manservant Chanarong in his arms.

by Kerwin4two on Jul 10, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

- be careful. Matthew Stafford’s dad may have deep pockets.

Even as a Gator, I thought #13 was hysterically funny.

by hobeg8r on Jul 10, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

#18: In the uncropped version of this pic, you can clearly see Brent Musburger holding an open container of Tsing-Ha in a rickshaw.

by dogtown gator on Jul 10, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

— Oh, I’ve seen the super-G-adorned red Crocs, and was disgusted that my university’s proud logo could be slapped onto anything so heinous. For a minute I almost felt sympathy for the people who nearly shit themselves with rage over the Muhammad cartoons in that Danish newspaper.

by Doug on Jul 10, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

Call me crazy – but I kinda assumed that summer was for working out, spending time bonding with fellow players on offense, getting a better grasp on the playbook or putting in new offense.

Thus far I’ve seen Tebow preaching to prisoners, “nipping the tip” and posing with children.

Either Meyer has supreme confidence in his ability to pick things up quickly or he had to send him away in order to quell the raging monster that lurks inside him.

by Ryno on Jul 10, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t know what you guys are talking about. Crocs are squishy, massaging goodness.

by mykiec on Jul 10, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions

@ 19:

I saw that too, and it bugged me. Oh well. It’s all the Michigan bastard’s fault. Not only did he steal the damn thing, he stole it and fucked up the pose for everyone.

by Mike on Jul 10, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions