TEBOW TOTES TOT IN THAILAND, CRANKS COLORFUL CROCS
Tim Tebow in Chiang Mai, Thailand, purchasing a baby at one of the conveniently located local baby markets.
Those Crocs. We want them, if only to take the garbage to the curb in style. Watch out for the “Turtle In Pussy” Show in Bangkok, Tim: not that you’d be seen near Patpong anyway, but it’s not what you think! Oh, that poor, poor cat. We sometimes wake up screaming at night thinking about that one.
(HT: South Asia Rocks (it does) via Busted Coverage.)
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BurritoBrosShits says:
He derives his strength from the livers of the young. If anyone can pull off crocs, I guess Tebow could.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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Mackalicious says:
Hmm…I expected more denim.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:07 am
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The Song of Hiawatha Francisco says:
Swindle, I thought TCOAN’s parents bought you a pair of Crocs, upon which you wrote “R” and “L,” so you would look as retarded as you feel when wearing them. That story killed me.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:14 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
Taking a break from his circumcision duties.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Hiawatha—True. I also wrote them in the wrong feet, too.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:17 am
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Diamond M says:
Dang, that is a cute baby!
July 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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hailstate says:
Did he spike the baby or simply hand the baby back to an official like he’s been there before?
July 10th, 2008 at 11:21 am
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alanon says:
how is there not one asian in that picture!
July 10th, 2008 at 11:21 am
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Rosen says:
That baby was wearing blue until Tebow exercised his medical skills . . .
July 10th, 2008 at 11:23 am
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Clem says:
+100 cocktails to hailstate for comment #7.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:24 am
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gold man says:
Balancing on one leg while holding a baby with one arm should be timed as an olympic sport.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:26 am
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Ground0EastLansing says:
#7 – Handed it off to an official, who promptly put the baby to work in a sweatshop for 60 hours a week, thanks to Thailand’s strict child labor laws.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:27 am
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Russell says:
That is the worst place for the child to be, Teabow could be sacked by Georgia at any moment.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:28 am
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Bobby Decatur says:
#1, no one over the age of 8 can pull of crocs. Not even Tebow.
#13, 100 cocktails.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:30 am
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Out of Conference says:
Those are some fugly crocs. Bless his heart.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:44 am
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SlobberKnocker says:
And he already taught the baby how to do the Heisman stiff arm. Wow.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:51 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Next year? Twins.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
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AlanInDC says:
Tebow promptly faked like he was running then jumped and tossed the baby to a wide open bystander. The only thing missing was Verne Lundquist creaming all over the booth window.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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North 2 says:
Am I the only one disappointed Tebow did the pseudo-Howard-Heisman pose (like everyone else) instead of the the real one? Why he would proliferate an error is beyond me, I guess the Tebow works in mysterious ways.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
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hailstate says:
#14 – What about medical professionals? Doesn’t Tebow qualify as such?
July 10th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
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gatorphunk says:
#8 – they’re probably already at work in the sweatshops, or waiting in the Free Heisman-Caliber Circumcision Line, I’d guess.
or, What you don’t see in this pic: Just off to the right, a multitude of young Thais, scrambling to recover the ball.
He and the baby look like they’re going to do a takeoff a-la Superman (Christopher Reeve edition).
/end disorganized observations
July 10th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
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Kahuna says:
Hmm, I always thought “tot in Thailand” was an example of euthanasia…
July 10th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
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Doug says:
And I thought there was no way in hell those shoes could be any uglier.
Well played, Crocs. Clearly I’ve underestimated you.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
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Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin says:
Is Jesus wearing socks with those crocs?
July 10th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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Styler says:
What a bunch of losers on this site. Tebow is great, wearing the fun, family shoes founded by young entrepreneurs in the USA. Unhappy people always have to diss others to do good in the world.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Yes, Styler, we are losers. Now you are better than us.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
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SEC Supremacist says:
@25
I never expected a quasi-political troll here on EDSBS. 3/10 for the wrong forum and poor style.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Hell that looks more Orlando than Thailand…..there are no potholes and no Thai kids begging for change, and not enough Thai hookers with track marks, and not enough 2 cycle scooters with no muffler, much less the smell of feet and fish balls
July 10th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
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AllWhoYonder says:
Unhappy people always have to diss others who do good in the world.
/continued grammar policing from earlier thread
July 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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matt says:
is that Bob Tebow is the background?
July 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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DoubleDawg05 says:
All the people in the background look like they’ve never seen a croc wearing douchebag holding a baby in a mock Heisman position before.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
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Bagger Douche says:
I think I can see Mike Shula hiding in a bowl of rice, waiting.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
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a-non-a-mus says:
So he fumbled the ball for the baby? Where are his priorities?
That shirt makes the crocs almost unnoticable.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
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Holly says:
I have actually found it difficult to loathe Tebow in the past because he bears such a striking resemblance to my baby brother, but this does the trick. Thanks, EDSBS!
July 10th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
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spartanmike says:
“Yes, Styler, we are losers. Now you are better than us.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — July 10, 2008 @ 12:36 pm”
The totality of this comment from this particular name is one of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while. You have a new fan, BBS.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Holly – Must have made losing that bet last year more awkward than normal. Hats off to you.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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rjsplow says:
Hey Doug @ 23:
My boss walks around the office with red Bulldog Crocs and it looks just as ridiculous, so don’t for a minute think any particular respectable fan base emerged from this Croc malady unscathed…
…and Holly- I’m sure Vol-Orange Crocs looks positively delicious matched with, oh i don’t know, a “Property of Mister Tebow” message across one’s upper chest?
July 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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Kerwin4two says:
If you look closely in the doorway on the left, you can see Matthew Stafford sleeping off an Opium Binge cradling his young manservant Chanarong in his arms.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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hobeg8r says:
#37 – be careful. Matthew Stafford’s dad may have deep pockets.
Even as a Gator, I thought #13 was hysterically funny.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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dogtown gator says:
#18: In the uncropped version of this pic, you can clearly see Brent Musburger holding an open container of Tsing-Ha in a rickshaw.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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Doug says:
#37 — Oh, I’ve seen the super-G-adorned red Crocs, and was disgusted that my university’s proud logo could be slapped onto anything so heinous. For a minute I almost felt sympathy for the people who nearly shit themselves with rage over the Muhammad cartoons in that Danish newspaper.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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Ryno says:
Call me crazy – but I kinda assumed that summer was for working out, spending time bonding with fellow players on offense, getting a better grasp on the playbook or putting in new offense.
Thus far I’ve seen Tebow preaching to prisoners, “nipping the tip” and posing with children.
Either Meyer has supreme confidence in his ability to pick things up quickly or he had to send him away in order to quell the raging monster that lurks inside him.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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mykiec says:
Don’t know what you guys are talking about. Crocs are squishy, massaging goodness.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
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Mike says:
@ 19:
I saw that too, and it bugged me. Oh well. It’s all the Michigan bastard’s fault. Not only did he steal the damn thing, he stole it and fucked up the pose for everyone.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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gatorv2 says:
No one sees the irony of a gator wearing crocs? Come on now.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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Coop says:
@ 42
Tebow goes abroad every year in the summer, doing something good for others in some capacity.
It did not hurt him too much last season, I don’t think.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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Pappy says:
*peeks out around corner*
Yeah, I own those Crocs… and wear them proudly every gameday (and sheepishly other days as well)
July 11th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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Holly says:
I’m sure Vol-Orange Crocs looks positively delicious matched with, oh i don’t know, a “Property of Mister Tebow” message across one’s upper chest?
How DARE you malign my heavenly rack with Crocs? There’s lines you don’t cross, people.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:12 am