FINEBAUM PLACED ON INJURED RESERVE
Paul Finebaum, the most popular/infamous columnist and radio host a New Yorker has never heard of, is out as a columnist, at least, for three weeks due to complications from surgery to replace a detached retina. (That’s a dedicated reader.)
All the best to Paul, whom Peter once called a “motherfucker” on air on EDSBS Live.

Finebaum: off the drawing board for three weeks. Phyllis from Mulga rejoices.









1
rtider says:
Too bad it’s not a detached head.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:24 am
2
gurn says:
Who will fill in as Alabama’s SID?
July 10th, 2008 at 9:27 am
3
gurn says:
BTW, Matt Jones popped for coke possession.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:29 am
4
Cardiac Kids says:
Finebaum is great. And could be greater. Auburn fans think he’s a Bammer homer and Alabama fans think he’s a Barner homer. (Psst, Little Secret: he’s both).
July 10th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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gurn says:
#4
That would be true if he hadn’t written about 3 dozen felatio columns on The Saban since he arrived in Tuscaloosa.
Dude used to be good. Now, his listeners are 70% UAT daywalkers, and he lets them control the show. To say he’s not in the tank for Bama is to defy reality.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:36 am
6
JeffAU says:
@4
This Aub thinks he’s an opportunist and a profiteer (and God bless him for both).
However, I have had to dial out for about 18 mos now because the Saban suckfest is over the top, even for Finebaum, and doesn’t show any signs of letting up in the near future.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:36 am
7
PeteJayhawk says:
In fairness to either Finebaum or Peter, just about everyone and everything has been called a motherfucker at one time or another on EDSBS Live.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:48 am
8
kt says:
He badmouths Auburn more but never hurts us.
He kisses Bama’s butt but keeps them more in an uproar.
What school did he graduate from again?
July 10th, 2008 at 9:49 am
9
ThreenOut says:
I personally like the guy and wish the best.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:53 am
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socalbryan says:
I heard about that guy in the book “Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer.” Best wishes to his speedy recovery… even if he is a “motherfucker.”
July 10th, 2008 at 9:56 am
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Professional VENTer says:
Finebaum isn’t good sports radio for several reasons:
1. Paul doesn’t understand the details of football very well. In other words, he can’t explain to you why certain plays did or did not work.
2. He’s not a strong host. He will rarely drive the show on days when it needs to be driven…which leads to…
3. It’s a caller-driven program. The same generally tired callers provide the same generally tired comments in the same generally tired format. For the most part, they just don’t add much to the show, and Paul doesn’t cut them off quickly enough when they’re clearly in a conversational quagmire.
His columns, once a staple of the sports talk community in Alabama, had become increasingly poorly-written and unabashedly affectionate toward Saban. They were clearly shallow and just what the average fan echoed to all his buddies over a PBR…not the least bit insightful.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:00 am
12
Bill Curry says:
I once saw Paul Finebaum scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
13
Erik says:
I’m gonna need a context on this “motherfucker” comment. That sounds like great radio.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am
14
Hang Up & Listen says:
7,
Funniest thing I’ve read all day.
thanks man
July 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am
15
haybeav says:
I listen to the show everyday at work and I can say that I enjoy the same guys calling in everyday. I think it’s funny. And Paul’s sarcasm and dry humor goes great with most of the idiots that call in. I hope he gets well.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:16 am
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gurn says:
#15
You probably think Dane Cook’s funny and John Grisham writes great literature, too, don’t you?
And lemme guess: Journey was/is the greatest rock band of all time?
July 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am
17
haybeav says:
Dane Cook sucks
John Grisham sucks
Journey sucks
Gurn sucks
July 10th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
18
Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Finebaum is pretty smart. To have a gig where you “stir the pot” in the one of the most divided football states in the Southeast and make money off of it and do it for 4 hrs a day, thats pure genius. Plus to get paid to point out each teams weaknesses just to piss of the opposing side, thats great too.His checks still get cashed, people still phone in, and its still a train wreck
July 10th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
19
Cardiac Kids says:
Journey rocks. So does Jimmy Buffett.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
20
Extra P. says:
I’d like to thank Warren St. John for helping me know exactly who this douchebag is.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
21
Bottagetta says:
#18. And by southeast you mean Universe.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
22
TideDruid says:
Get well soon Paul… too bad you can’t read this.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
23
gurn says:
Interestingly, the only Finebaum fans here are Bama daywalkers.
It’s shocking.
Comment #1 summed it up best.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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Cardiac Kids says:
@23:
Now, I’m assuming here, but if “rtider” is an Alabama fan, comment #1 came from a “Bama daywalker.”
July 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
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gurn says:
#24
And yet, I didn’t say “All finebaum fans are daywalkers,” did I? Or “All bama daywalkers are finebaum fans.”
Go back and read the comments and see if you can detect a pattern on which of his listeners here have good things to say about them.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
26
Mark says:
I have not listened to Finebaum in years. I just got tired of the ignorant callers.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
27
Kenny Stabler says:
gurn? yeah you, my soft and pretty bitchness… get me another drink… now…
July 10th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
28
Kenny Stabler says:
I mean it. Don’t make me drive in your neighborhood…. Again.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
29
BamaHamr says:
Paul has all of you fooled…..
nice guy who acts like a prick for 4 hrs a day…..
the man has won over 250 regional and national awards for his journalistic talents and is knocking down about 500k per year….
yeah he’s a stupid prick alright!
get well soon Paul
July 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
30
Holly says:
Second only to “say it like you wanna fuck a pig.”
July 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
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gurn says:
#29
Nobody says he’s stupid. I don’t think he’s stupid.
BTW, did his retina get detached when he got poked in the eye, balancing The Saban’s drink on his head?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
32
Der Schatten says:
@28
+100 swigs of whiskey to you sir (but only in your truck!)
July 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
33
Cardiac Kids says:
Gurn,
Logically, you make a point. I did not know to examine your comment with logic, as most comments on here lack logic but drip with stereotype. See, I just stereotyped your comments with “most comments on here.” I apologize.
But don’t be upset with Finebaum because he dotes on Saban. It’s like an attention-starved child being upset with his father for doting on a brother who doesn’t even ask for it. (Do not try to find logic in that. Just get mad).
July 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
34
dragonash says:
Post #12: Paul Finebaum IS an Angela Lansbury wannabe. Only thing is, she could whip his pussy ass. As could Matlock.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
35
Hobbes says:
I pray for Paul. I pray for him to get hit by a bus.
July 10th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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allaha says:
I do not have a dog in this fight — being wholly apathetic to both Alabama and Auburn — but comment number 31 wins the prize.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
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BIGJOE says:
HOBBES— (#35)—- YOU’RE STEALING MY STUFF. EXCEPT IT SHOULD BE A VERY BIG TRUCK.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
38
SDF Fan says:
Well, I like Finebaum and I like Journey. God bless America, and f you if you like Arcade Fire or Coldplay or Donovan Frankfurter, or whatever the hell that fruit’s name is. There is no place on this blog for outright hatred of 80’s arena rock. I think gurn is a soccer playing troll sent to this blog to destroy it.
Finebaum’s show is like the front porch of the old general store, provided that store was in Gadsden, Alabama. The callers are hilarious, though not intentionally. Things went downhill when they kicked Vickers off, though.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
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F api says:
I guess PF was a Bama homer when he was ripping UA apart after the Dubose, Fran, Price, and Shula eras, huh? Meanwhile he was blowing Ears and api everyday. Oh, and by the way, the reason he talks UA 70% of the time is because 70% of the calls and 70% of the fans in the state are UA fans. 36-0!!!
April 19th, 2009 at 7:37 pm