FINEBAUM PLACED ON INJURED RESERVE
Paul Finebaum, the most popular/infamous columnist and radio host a New Yorker has never heard of, is out as a columnist, at least, for three weeks due to complications from surgery to replace a detached retina. (That's a dedicated reader.)
All the best to Paul, whom Peter once called a "motherfucker" on air on EDSBS Live.

Finebaum: off the drawing board for three weeks. Phyllis from Mulga rejoices.
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Finebaum is great. And could be greater. Auburn fans think he’s a Bammer homer and Alabama fans think he’s a Barner homer. (Psst, Little Secret: he’s both).
by Cardiac Kids on Jul 10, 2008 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
#4
That would be true if he hadn’t written about 3 dozen felatio columns on The Saban since he arrived in Tuscaloosa.
Dude used to be good. Now, his listeners are 70% UAT daywalkers, and he lets them control the show. To say he’s not in the tank for Bama is to defy reality.
by gurn on Jul 10, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
@4
This Aub thinks he’s an opportunist and a profiteer (and God bless him for both).
However, I have had to dial out for about 18 mos now because the Saban suckfest is over the top, even for Finebaum, and doesn’t show any signs of letting up in the near future.
by JeffAU on Jul 10, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
In fairness to either Finebaum or Peter, just about everyone and everything has been called a motherfucker at one time or another on EDSBS Live.
by PeteJayhawk on Jul 10, 2008 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
He badmouths Auburn more but never hurts us.
He kisses Bama’s butt but keeps them more in an uproar.
What school did he graduate from again? :-)
by kt on Jul 10, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
I personally like the guy and wish the best.
by ThreenOut on Jul 10, 2008 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
I heard about that guy in the book “Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer.” Best wishes to his speedy recovery… even if he is a “motherfucker.”
by socalbryan on Jul 10, 2008 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
Finebaum isn’t good sports radio for several reasons:
1. Paul doesn’t understand the details of football very well. In other words, he can’t explain to you why certain plays did or did not work.
2. He’s not a strong host. He will rarely drive the show on days when it needs to be driven…which leads to…
3. It’s a caller-driven program. The same generally tired callers provide the same generally tired comments in the same generally tired format. For the most part, they just don’t add much to the show, and Paul doesn’t cut them off quickly enough when they’re clearly in a conversational quagmire.
His columns, once a staple of the sports talk community in Alabama, had become increasingly poorly-written and unabashedly affectionate toward Saban. They were clearly shallow and just what the average fan echoed to all his buddies over a PBR…not the least bit insightful.
by Professional VENTer on Jul 10, 2008 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
I once saw Paul Finebaum scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.
by Bill Curry on Jul 10, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
I’m gonna need a context on this “motherfucker” comment. That sounds like great radio.
by Erik on Jul 10, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
7,
Funniest thing I’ve read all day.
thanks man
by Hang Up & Listen on Jul 10, 2008 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
I listen to the show everyday at work and I can say that I enjoy the same guys calling in everyday. I think it’s funny. And Paul’s sarcasm and dry humor goes great with most of the idiots that call in. I hope he gets well.
by haybeav on Jul 10, 2008 12:16 PM EDT reply actions
#15
You probably think Dane Cook’s funny and John Grisham writes great literature, too, don’t you?
And lemme guess: Journey was/is the greatest rock band of all time?
by gurn on Jul 10, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
Dane Cook sucks
John Grisham sucks
Journey sucks
Gurn sucks
by haybeav on Jul 10, 2008 1:00 PM EDT reply actions
Finebaum is pretty smart. To have a gig where you “stir the pot” in the one of the most divided football states in the Southeast and make money off of it and do it for 4 hrs a day, thats pure genius. Plus to get paid to point out each teams weaknesses just to piss of the opposing side, thats great too.His checks still get cashed, people still phone in, and its still a train wreck
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 10, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
I’d like to thank Warren St. John for helping me know exactly who this douchebag is.
by Extra P. on Jul 10, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
Get well soon Paul… too bad you can’t read this.
by TideDruid on Jul 10, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
Interestingly, the only Finebaum fans here are Bama daywalkers.
It’s shocking.
Comment #1 summed it up best.
by gurn on Jul 10, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
@23:
Now, I’m assuming here, but if “rtider” is an Alabama fan, comment #1 came from a “Bama daywalker.”
by Cardiac Kids on Jul 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
#24
And yet, I didn’t say “All finebaum fans are daywalkers,” did I? Or “All bama daywalkers are finebaum fans.”
Go back and read the comments and see if you can detect a pattern on which of his listeners here have good things to say about them.
by gurn on Jul 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
I have not listened to Finebaum in years. I just got tired of the ignorant callers.
by Mark on Jul 10, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
gurn? yeah you, my soft and pretty bitchness… get me another drink… now…
by Kenny Stabler on Jul 10, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
I mean it. Don’t make me drive in your neighborhood…. Again.
by Kenny Stabler on Jul 10, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
Paul has all of you fooled…..
nice guy who acts like a prick for 4 hrs a day…..
the man has won over 250 regional and national awards for his journalistic talents and is knocking down about 500k per year….
yeah he’s a stupid prick alright!
get well soon Paul
by BamaHamr on Jul 10, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions
Second only to “say it like you wanna fuck a pig.”
by Holly on Jul 10, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
#29
Nobody says he’s stupid. I don’t think he’s stupid.
BTW, did his retina get detached when he got poked in the eye, balancing The Saban’s drink on his head?
by gurn on Jul 10, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
@28
+100 swigs of whiskey to you sir (but only in your truck!)
by Der Schatten on Jul 10, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
Gurn,
Logically, you make a point. I did not know to examine your comment with logic, as most comments on here lack logic but drip with stereotype. See, I just stereotyped your comments with “most comments on here.” I apologize.
But don’t be upset with Finebaum because he dotes on Saban. It’s like an attention-starved child being upset with his father for doting on a brother who doesn’t even ask for it. (Do not try to find logic in that. Just get mad).
by Cardiac Kids on Jul 10, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
Post #12: Paul Finebaum IS an Angela Lansbury wannabe. Only thing is, she could whip his pussy ass. As could Matlock.
by dragonash on Jul 10, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions
I pray for Paul. I pray for him to get hit by a bus.
by Hobbes on Jul 10, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
I do not have a dog in this fight — being wholly apathetic to both Alabama and Auburn — but comment number 31 wins the prize.
by allaha on Jul 10, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
HOBBES—- (#35)—— YOU’RE STEALING MY STUFF. EXCEPT IT SHOULD BE A VERY BIG TRUCK.
by BIGJOE on Jul 10, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Well, I like Finebaum and I like Journey. God bless America, and f you if you like Arcade Fire or Coldplay or Donovan Frankfurter, or whatever the hell that fruit’s name is. There is no place on this blog for outright hatred of 80’s arena rock. I think gurn is a soccer playing troll sent to this blog to destroy it.
Finebaum’s show is like the front porch of the old general store, provided that store was in Gadsden, Alabama. The callers are hilarious, though not intentionally. Things went downhill when they kicked Vickers off, though.
by SDF Fan on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
I guess PF was a Bama homer when he was ripping UA apart after the Dubose, Fran, Price, and Shula eras, huh? Meanwhile he was blowing Ears and api everyday. Oh, and by the way, the reason he talks UA 70% of the time is because 70% of the calls and 70% of the fans in the state are UA fans. 36-0!!!
by F api on Apr 19, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions

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