FINEBAUM PLACED ON INJURED RESERVE
Paul Finebaum, the most popular/infamous columnist and radio host a New Yorker has never heard of, is out as a columnist, at least, for three weeks due to complications from surgery to replace a detached retina. (That’s a dedicated reader.)
All the best to Paul, whom Peter once called a “motherfucker” on air on EDSBS Live.

Finebaum: off the drawing board for three weeks. Phyllis from Mulga rejoices.












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Well, I like Finebaum and I like Journey. God bless America, and f you if you like Arcade Fire or Coldplay or Donovan Frankfurter, or whatever the hell that fruit’s name is. There is no place on this blog for outright hatred of 80’s arena rock. I think gurn is a soccer playing troll sent to this blog to destroy it.
Finebaum’s show is like the front porch of the old general store, provided that store was in Gadsden, Alabama. The callers are hilarious, though not intentionally. Things went downhill when they kicked Vickers off, though.
Comment by SDF Fan — July 10, 2008 @ 9:00 pm
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HOBBES— (#35)—- YOU’RE STEALING MY STUFF. EXCEPT IT SHOULD BE A VERY BIG TRUCK.
Comment by BIGJOE — July 10, 2008 @ 8:40 pm
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I do not have a dog in this fight — being wholly apathetic to both Alabama and Auburn — but comment number 31 wins the prize.
Comment by allaha — July 10, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
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I pray for Paul. I pray for him to get hit by a bus.
Comment by Hobbes — July 10, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
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Post #12: Paul Finebaum IS an Angela Lansbury wannabe. Only thing is, she could whip his pussy ass. As could Matlock.
Comment by dragonash — July 10, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
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Gurn,
Logically, you make a point. I did not know to examine your comment with logic, as most comments on here lack logic but drip with stereotype. See, I just stereotyped your comments with “most comments on here.” I apologize.
But don’t be upset with Finebaum because he dotes on Saban. It’s like an attention-starved child being upset with his father for doting on a brother who doesn’t even ask for it. (Do not try to find logic in that. Just get mad).
Comment by Cardiac Kids — July 10, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
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@28
+100 swigs of whiskey to you sir (but only in your truck!)
Comment by Der Schatten — July 10, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
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#29
Nobody says he’s stupid. I don’t think he’s stupid.
BTW, did his retina get detached when he got poked in the eye, balancing The Saban’s drink on his head?
Comment by gurn — July 10, 2008 @ 2:57 pm