Comments on: EDSBS LABS: SEC SPEED EXPLAINED AT LAST

By: Eirishis

Eirishis — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:04:35 +0000

Gracias. C’lay needed to give a better usage explanation.

By: Tricky Dick

Tricky Dick — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:26:13 +0000

@30

Something like “damn that mullet looks sexy, no homo” is more on the no homo level. Because the big ten dude is about to go spelunking in some girls poop shoot absolutley takes away any chance for a no homo comment. Hopefully this will save you embarassment in office meetings.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:50:23 +0000

@18:

Unless they’re Miamians, in which case, coke.

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:16:22 +0000

@23…There isn’t enough oxygen in that state to grow food or other plant matter, so the data is a little skewed.

I’m expecting that when the Big 12 diagram surfaces, the chick will be wearing horns…

By: Eirishis

Eirishis — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:13:41 +0000

Big Ten dude looks like he’s going for the trunk rather than the junk. No homo!

By: SEC Supremacist

SEC Supremacist — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:44:30 +0000

@28
Obviously, given the chart, we already have ESS EEE SEE girth. Just gotta work on our stamina a bit. We try thinking about baseball, but it just puts us to sleep.

By: berdingo

berdingo — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:32:29 +0000

@ 26 -

so you’re saying a little ESS EEE SEE stamina would be better? Or perhaps a little ESS EEE SEE girth?

By: Land of Os(borne)

Land of Os(borne) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:57:50 +0000

PAC-10 Football: No Fat Chicks!

By: SEC Supremacist

SEC Supremacist — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:54:01 +0000

Women do not like ESS EEE SEE speed.

By: Zapp

Zapp — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:42:52 +0000

Fat Bitches + Haystacks = WFV speed

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:40:54 +0000

Pretty sure I dated that girl in the SEC diagram.
I’d need to see a 90 degree rotation to be sure, though.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:23:46 +0000

A couple of thoughts.

You forgot to properly illustrate pac-10 female by omitting the reverse peristalsis of her dinner from earlier that evening due to her devotion to anorexia. And pac-10 male is clearly lacking an iphone and spray-on tan.

#4 As if I did needed another reason to hate Colorado, well, colorado-ites anyway.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:22:38 +0000

Re #18: Coop, there’s more to the league than Akron (thank God), and there you’d also need to draw in a paper bag — not necessarily because of attractiveness issues but because most remaining residents are in the federal witness protection program.

By: blon57

blon57 — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:22:15 +0000

#20

I take it you aren’t married?

By: Bash Riprock

Bash Riprock — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:18:24 +0000

Hey the SEC diagram (position) lets both parties watch NASCAR (or professional wrassling) on TeeVee. A win-win situation if you ask me!