Blogtoberfest! Because there's more to life than EDSBS, but don't tell us that.
You may thank Oops Pow for finding this violent and violently great video of people inflicting harm on each other for your scholastic athletic amusement.
Now go punch yourself in the mirror because it's gameday, son or daughter! Everyone else just doesn't know it, so they may file assault charges when you gack them in the parking lot on a "post pattern." Or at least it looked like a post pattern to you, right?
Duke's football team takes out the trash by cleaning up the campus. Because Duke football sucking is a legal fact and thus established as known to all, there's really no point in making a joke here unless you're the asshole who likes kicking kittens around.
The latest SN column puts coaches on a DHS-style watch list. Mike Stoops: CORE BREACH IMMINENT.
Everything at this website is brilliant and you should read it all. No one is as cool as KING COBRA!