Comments on: SHOPLIFTING ISN’T ALWAYS FUNNY

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:18:38 +0000

So how much does a “severed thumb” get gran-ma-ma since she will sue Wal-Mart for chasing the young man who then in turn knocked over the Wal Mart Cart and that bad old cart decided to rip her thumb off…since she didnt die, I think she gets close to $100k

By: shanensga

shanensga — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:10:30 +0000

Now We know what will replace the sugar cane field “rabbit run”. The Liberty City “TV sprint”. You can take the boy out of Miami, but you can’t………….

By: The Fake Gimel Martinez

The Fake Gimel Martinez — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:10:46 +0000

Rich Brooks thinks stealing a tee vee as your cardio workout for the day is bullshit. But he does like your out-of-the-box thinking.

By: Benjamin

Benjamin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:51:48 +0000

DJ Shadow is best served aged, imo.

His latest album was a real ‘meh’ for me.

By: stunticon

stunticon — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:08:19 +0000

That kid getting chased by the chicken looks a little like Lou Holth!

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:53:22 +0000

That kid can fly.

Chickens are assholes.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:27:22 +0000

Fucking roosters. Literally or figuratively, they are contemptible fowl.

By: TIGERinATL

TIGERinATL — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:13:19 +0000

This post needs a warning label for epileptics.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:56:33 +0000

Shit, he’ll need to ax murder the entire police precinct to catch Jimmy “Tony Montana” Johns.

Fuck. And I was hoping this would turn out to be something bigger.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:42:32 +0000

Poor Grandma.
There goes this years’ State Quilting Bee.

By: UFJim

UFJim — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:36:14 +0000

all this, and cocaine WASNT involved?

thats a shame. it could have made this great story into an epic.

By: The underrated Sorola Palmer

The underrated Sorola Palmer — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:26:52 +0000

@ #7 – Shelley Duvall is your mother-in-law? Weird.

What did she do to piss off Willy Wonka so bad?

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:18:55 +0000

Shit. Where’d you get a picture of my mother-in-law? That’s freaky.

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:14:54 +0000

Doug, I’m just saying a kid with swifts like that from the Speed Capital of the Multiverse ™ must either A) lack the brainpower to where even USF can’t get him eligible, or B) a rap sheet about 3 inches thick if an SEC school won’t bite (of course, in all fairness, SEC players tend to get rap sheets during the course of their collegiate career)

/Jimmy got some blow up in dis bitch.

By: Maize n Brew Dave

Maize n Brew Dave — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:13:40 +0000

All those embeds are giving me seiz…….