Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 7/8/2008

By: fattus

fattus — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:56:29 +0000

i only got a 53. clock rules killed me.

By: sonofsamford

sonofsamford — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:19:17 +0000

Steele: Say, man, you got a joint?

Swindle: No, not on me, man.

Steele: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

By: TigerNacho

TigerNacho — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:08:52 +0000

Great, Orson. Schedule PHIL STEELE on the same day that my wife gives birth to a little TigerNacho. How can I convince the wife that the voice of PHIL STEELE will promote synapse growth better than listening to Mozart?

By: Yinka Double Dare

Yinka Double Dare — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:37:30 +0000

59, bitches. That’s like an F-plus.

By: Hang Up & Listen

Hang Up & Listen — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:34:21 +0000

that test is hard as hell. I got a 50, but I guessed on half.

By: kleph

kleph — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:57:02 +0000

at long last IT’S STEELEMAS!

/pencils in a two-hour afternoon nap after stocking up on red bull

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:42:42 +0000

“A hand job is a modest goal indeed, especially for any college environment.”

/nods head

By: jebus

jebus — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:36:59 +0000

@White Speed Receiver

Steele is everyone’s daddy.

By: White Speed Recieiver

White Speed Recieiver — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:34:03 +0000

@12

All he’s missing is a gawdy gold cross, and he’s my dad from the mid 80’s.

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:30:27 +0000

Bobby – And you’re not even mentioning the lady-tickler.

By: jebus

jebus — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:30:25 +0000

I haven’t had a bowel movement since the last time I heard Steele’s voice.
I’ma listen tonight.

By: Jerkwheat

Jerkwheat — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:24:33 +0000

Last year’s show turned me from a lapsed Catholic to practicing Steeletologist. My body is composed entirely of VHThetans.

By: Bobby Decatur

Bobby Decatur — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:22:00 +0000

There are self-inflicted parodies, as evidenced by Steele’s Gwinnett Special circa 1984 ‘do and XXL polo tuck, and then there self-inflicted travesties, as evidenced by the Tech kid’s little quest.

By: Harper

Harper — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:20:56 +0000

With a little investigative journalism the reporters could have walked through an average dormitory at Tech and find 50 pasty-faced 19 year olds that have never been kissed. And I should know, there were plenty of late night Quake tournaments when I went to school there.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:19:31 +0000

Maybe the coed from Maryland is taking Massage Therapy. Then the ‘happy ending’ is appropriate.