EDSBS: HAPPY 4TH/ THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
On behalf of the entire EDSBS staff, we wish you a happy 4th. The Corrections are on hold ’till next Friday, since everyone’s out fireworking and beerinating, but in the meantime, remember: This is our country.
Happy 4th from Orson, Holly, and the fiendishly talented LSUFreek, who put that stirring tribute to our country together. Barstoolio asks: “HOW IS LSUFREEK NOT PRESIDENT YET?” In time, friend; in due time.









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formerlyanonymous says:
No J Lehman?! Blasphemy.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
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Stagecoach says:
As always, outstanding work there.
One question: If I did get a brain, would I be an upgrade from the “MORANS” that guy so smartly insulted?
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:12 am
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socalbryan says:
brilliant, as always.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
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samsquantch says:
That was super stupendous. Only a moran wouldn’t like that.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
5
Adam West's chauffeur says:
God Bless College Football!
Rick Brooks thinks this is bullshit.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
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Plastic Paddy says:
…just so you know, google reader picked up Holly’s half assed middle-of-the-night attempt at this weeks corrections, your right, best to wait until next week
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
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Brian says:
fant-fucking-tastic
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
8
2 bits says:
LSUFREEK had graduated to LSUSUPERFREEK!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
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The Holy Grail says:
That was awesome!!!!! Perfect… You keep the jones for College Football season alive… btw blog war between BHGP and MGoBlog
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
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dudis41 says:
The Charlie Weiss Matrix clip always gets me.
The recent [CLIP REDACTED] with the towel could be a new classic.
Happy 4th to all. And +100 cocktails.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
11
jacktotherack says:
That just made my day.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
12
shovel pass says:
raising the bar……as usual.
happy 4th to all !
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
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shovel pass says:
BTW
I have that picture of the guy with a hyeena on a chain on my office wall with the caption above it that says
“Pitt Bulls are for Pussies”
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
14
Oops Pow Surprise says:
They’re the Pitt Panthers, moran.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
15
Last Dragon says:
That was 3 minutes and 38 seconds of brilliance.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
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meatybob says:
I got to find the joint that makes that hamburger.
We need more adventures of “L’il Red”.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
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haybeav says:
Thes izz arrr Cunntttrrreeee
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
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AllWhoYonder says:
I was kind of hoping Ned would show up too.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
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Holly says:
…just so you know, google reader picked up Holly’s half assed middle-of-the-night attempt at this weeks corrections, your right, best to wait until next week
Much obliged, Grown Man Who Has Yet To Master Your/You’re.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
20
NRBQ says:
OUCH!
Go, Holly.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
21
Spanky says:
Follow in Elway’s footsteps O. Retire on top and shut the blog down. Can’t be topped.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
‘Mercka!!! Happy Birthday! All we need now are some sparklers, Lee Greenwood, and some whiskey and we’d have a hell of a Fourf of July.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
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Flatlander says:
+1 to LSUFreek
+1.1 to beer and fireworks
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Wait a minute, I think I just found a better music video for this song. NED!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv5UINZGHJ4&feature=related
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 am
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woooooohooooooooo says:
offtopic, but has been bugging me:
Is there any special significance to EDSBS’s picture of Spurrier and Wuerffel? Spurrier looks disappointed.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
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Eirishis says:
[/ simmons'd]
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
27
Uncle Rico says:
Mark May predicts that video will be 0-6 before the 5th of July.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
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Doug says:
That video made me so happy.
Or maybe it’s just the fact that they’re closing down the office at 2pm today. But either way, yay!!1!!1!! PONIEZ
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
29
ClwFlGator says:
I can hardly wait for football season.
Oh, and who is that making a cameo at 2:36? Awesome.
Happy and safe 4th to everyone!
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
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the croominator says:
Goddamn, it’s great to be an American.
+232 cocktails to LSUFreek, one for every year this great nation’s existed.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
31
PW says:
25
That’s a look of contentment.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
32
Out of Conference says:
Not to be so damn clingy and needy, but could someone post the link to whatever it is that LSUFreek put together? My work’s blocking it and I can’t even use the right-click properies feature to find the link.
clingy/needy guy calling you at 2am drunk, teling you I love you, then I hate you, then I love you, then asking for some leg.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
33
Holly says:
OOC–try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wly-F6NWXv4&e
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
34
mgoblue says:
Laugh. Out. Loud. Funny.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
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Out of Conference says:
youtube…sigh… my normal fix (mysafesurf.com) around work’s blocking doesn’t work too well with YouTube… will have to wait until I’m home.
Anyway… thanks for not hanging up on me, Holly.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
36
Plastic Paddy says:
Holly, nothing stings more than (or is it then) ripping a grown man on his grammer. Ouch is right you inter-net grammer nazi.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
37
Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Thankful Dept:
This is a great site and thanks for making the day go much better, especially during the dog days of the non-football season.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
38
Coop says:
I believe that is a photo of Wuerffel coming off the field at the end of the Sugar Bowl victory over FSU for the MNC.
Yeah, I would say he was content.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
39
Joshua says:
Ho.
Lee.
Shit.
I almost couldn’t breathe. That was fucking allsome.
Yes, allsome. It’s more better than awesome.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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Out of Conference says:
#25 – As Coop mentioned – it’s content. Watch him now in how he reacts to his QBs coming off the field-
Spurrier (visor on ground, mumbling through clenched teeth): &*%%$%^#*!!! You call a &*%&*$%% timeout in the opening drive and you still get a #@$&*%^$&* false start?!?!?”
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Plastic Paddy-
It’s “than”, “internet”, and “grammar”. You should also have inserted a comma between “right” and “you”.
Have a blessed day!
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm
42
Cock D says:
Wow – with guest appearances from President Camacho and the “Get a Brain, Morans” guy.
Brilliant!
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
43
Holly says:
@35 – Just don’t cry and we’re fine.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
44
Holly says:
And not to engage with a guy who blogs about the goddamn Olive Garden, but:
Ouch is right you inter-net grammer nazi.
+ a billionty (that’s a very large and real number) for misspelling “grammar”. I love my life.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
45
Raider Red says:
Hey England: Scoreboard.
Joanie from Happy Days is definitely a Moran.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Pure.F’ing.Genius.
Something about the Phil Fulmer/Basketcase baby is comedic and terrifying at the same time…..something tells me there is something like that on Rockytop, thus the meaning of the song on why those guys never came back…….
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Raider Red @ 45: Ah whatever, it was all the fault of an insane German – and you know how well things turn out when they’re in charge.
If the British Foreign Office had been in charge of the hasty departure from the American colonies, you’d have been properly partitioned and thus politically crippled.
As it is, the home grown attempts to self-partition (AKA the war of northern aggression) were a complete failure – all you managed was to provide a crude default insult for people to hurl at SEC fans.
Anyway, this is all terribly jolly and so on, but I’ve got an appointment with a bucket of burning pitch and the Capitol Building.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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Irish Glory 88 says:
great video, but that SONG SUCKS!!!! Holy shit does that song suck. I never wanna hear that song ever…ever….ever again. It sucked on those Jean or Ford commercials and it sucks here.
Should of used the Jimi star spangled banner or something, anything, than that piece of shit song.
Other then that…GREAT VIDEO.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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VandyJ says:
I want to leave my wife and family for LSUFreek. Does that make me some kind of closeted reprobate?
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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Matt says:
Good thing I wasn’t drinkng milk! The SC cheerleader at the end cheering the flood is the capper.
Simply.
Awesome.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm