Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 7/3/2008

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:43:06 +0000

>She said the pants were still folded and creased. The pockets held a set of Toyota car keys on an Auburn helmet key chain and a plain white handkerchief.<

BUT the pants were creased?!

Perhaps the term ‘Martinizing’ comes from Lake Martin. *ducks flying tomatoes*

By: War Eagle Atlanta

War Eagle Atlanta — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:09:24 +0000

You’re not intentionally withholding comment from Pat Dye’s Liver on this one, are you? Because he should really weigh in on this…

Should be: DER Uberboy, or Uberjunge if you want to get all technical on it…

By: Dinknflicka

Dinknflicka — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:33:13 +0000

You’re searching a dry lake bed for bottles and you find Pat Dye’s pants. Don’t give up lady, you’re on the right track.

By: OPS

OPS — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:27:24 +0000

@26 Shit. Check the lakes.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:16:03 +0000

I can’t believe we haven’t heard from Pants McPants on this issue.

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:50:33 +0000

#16 �..zoinked on junk bond euphoria and blow.� Man, I really miss the 80�s.

Didn’t do any blow but I’ll second missing the 80’s. Mindless, shallow music, great movies (Caddyshack, anyone?) and people knew had to dress. Madra plaid, exspecially pink and green plaids, were awesome at the country club. Now I’m all nostalgic.

I understand Pat Dye and his plaid pants. This man had good fashion sense.

By: MV3

MV3 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:37:40 +0000

Brandon Dillard truly was Tech’s biggest playmaker, I mean who can forget the 63 yard touchdown pass he caught last year…against Fork Union Military Academy in a jayvee game. This guy has never caught a pass in a college game. Just like me. We (VT) should now rush on first, pass on second and punt on third if we still have the ball. Should be a fun year.

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:36:58 +0000

@19
Yea, there’s really nothing at all about that story that makes a lot of sense. I would, however, pay top dollar for a videotape of Mr. Dye chronicling the 2 hours before and 2 hours after the pants hit the water.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:34:30 +0000

and by too long I mean past his shoes

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:33:33 +0000

my other theory involved a “faking his own death via drowning” but that means they would have to have a body and I dont think killing Terry Bowden and putting on Pat Dyes shorts on the body would have been believable since seeing Terry Bowden and Pat Dye drunk together at Lake Martin during the late 80’s was no big deal, plus putting Pat Dyes shorts on Terry Bowden, Terry would have looked like he was wearing pants that were 6 inches too long anyway, cops would have seen right thru that one

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:29:18 +0000

Let those who havent been drunk and in a fit of passion with some floozy in the cold cold waters of spring fed 60-100 ft deep Lake Martin and take their pants off and realize they dont float, then because of “shrinkage” …..ah never mind

By: PW

PW — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:20:31 +0000

bottle hunting?

By: MaconDawg

MaconDawg — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:07:06 +0000

When you mess with a man’s scooter, you’re gonna get dealt with. Signed,

the Georgia Bulldogs

By: ClwFlGator

ClwFlGator — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:42:14 +0000

Das Uberboy’s mother was apparently impregnated by Tim Tebow. And I heard he didn’t even touch her.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:38:02 +0000

Let he who has never lost their pants in a lake, cast the first fly.

.”..zoinked on junk bond euphoria and blow.”
Man, I really miss the 80’s.