CURIOUS INDEX, 7/3/2008

aayyyyy….Pat Dye, the jolly bugger

might have lost his pants the day we raised the skull and crossbones over the golf cart and kidnapped the fair lady Rawltahd back in ’83

we hoisted many a cup of rum over that one

Now, I may have left a golf towel or two in the woods (here’s a hint, kids — never pick up such a golf towel in the woods) but an entire pair of pants? The pants are sufficiently awful to look at that perhaps he simply blocked out the memory of ever having seen them.

An honorary state trooper card? Was his honorary Justice League member card in his other, marginally less ugly pair of pants?

Ahhhhhh…….a linebacker that can kick ass on a car and cause more damage than the wreck, wonder what he will do against the bulls in the SEC when they come up the middle.

I guess they need to threaten him a little bit, Shade of Nutt-text.

Bad blood between the two before, spilled over into the street……..at least it happened at high noon

http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2008/07/03/razorback_central/070308uafbdavisfolo.txt

#3

I don’t blame the kid. I’d probably go after him, too, if he ran into my scooter. His lawyers should plead that down to a much lesser charge.

Girls. We are always an issue.

I was disappointed to see that the pants were folded. That really ratchets down the potential raunchiness of any story behind it.

Unless he’s like Sam Malone and folds his socks before any carnal activity. “I’m not an animal, Diane.”

Brandon Dillard loses as big a guy wire as an athlete can lose in your body, the Achilles Tendon

That’s not the guy wire I first thought of.

I respectfully disagree with giving points to Davis. The other guy tries to get into a fight with him; sends threatening text messages; follows him; and then deliberately hits his scooter with his car. I think Davis showed remarkable restraint but not to bright with his choice of weapon (his hand).

Orson – I do hope you are working on a piece that describes how those pants ended up in the bottom of a lake.

If this happened to Mike Price, there would be no intrigue.

Enjoy Milledgeville, Michael Lemon! Guess we’ll have to lean on the 5 DEs above you on the depth chart from here forward….

A story about football, drunken stupidity, and chilling at the lake really pumps me up for the big weekend.

Holy shit! I never in a million years would have expected to see the Lake Martin magazine credited on EDSBS. I am completely unsure how to feel about that. But I enjoyed the story and the pants speculation.

Don’t forget to mention Michigan RB Grady, who decided to drink alcohol and drive a car around and let the cops know about it. DickRod was quoted saying, “at least he didn’t molest or stab anyone. I am just so proud of my boys.”

The pants are to be auctioned before the AU-LSU game.

Granted, I’m biased, but….what the hell child grows up in the state of Alabama over the past 20 years not immediately knowing who Pat Dye is?

We don’t teach our children how to read or write in Alabama (and I can say that ’cause I was raised there before escaping to the ATL), but we do teach them football……

1. - correction…
   What the hell child who grows up in the SEC not immediately knowing who Pat Dye is…or Vince Dooley…or Bear…or… Ray Graves or…even Frank Broyles.

Let he who has never lost their pants in a lake, cast the first fly.

.“..zoinked on junk bond euphoria and blow.”
Man, I really miss the 80’s.

Das Uberboy’s mother was apparently impregnated by Tim Tebow. And I heard he didn’t even touch her.

When you mess with a man’s scooter, you’re gonna get dealt with. Signed,

the Georgia Bulldogs

bottle hunting?

Let those who havent been drunk and in a fit of passion with some floozy in the cold cold waters of spring fed 60-100 ft deep Lake Martin and take their pants off and realize they dont float, then because of “shrinkage” …..ah never mind

my other theory involved a “faking his own death via drowning” but that means they would have to have a body and I dont think killing Terry Bowden and putting on Pat Dyes shorts on the body would have been believable since seeing Terry Bowden and Pat Dye drunk together at Lake Martin during the late 80’s was no big deal, plus putting Pat Dyes shorts on Terry Bowden, Terry would have looked like he was wearing pants that were 6 inches too long anyway, cops would have seen right thru that one

and by too long I mean past his shoes

@19
Yea, there’s really nothing at all about that story that makes a lot of sense. I would, however, pay top dollar for a videotape of Mr. Dye chronicling the 2 hours before and 2 hours after the pants hit the water.

Brandon Dillard truly was Tech’s biggest playmaker, I mean who can forget the 63 yard touchdown pass he caught last year…against Fork Union Military Academy in a jayvee game. This guy has never caught a pass in a college game. Just like me. We (VT) should now rush on first, pass on second and punt on third if we still have the ball. Should be a fun year.

1. ”..zoinked on junk bond euphoria and blow.” Man, I really miss the 80’s.

Didn’t do any blow but I’ll second missing the 80’s. Mindless, shallow music, great movies (Caddyshack, anyone?) and people knew had to dress. Madra plaid, exspecially pink and green plaids, were awesome at the country club. Now I’m all nostalgic.

I understand Pat Dye and his plaid pants. This man had good fashion sense.

I can’t believe we haven’t heard from Pants McPants on this issue.

@26 Shit. Check the lakes.

You’re searching a dry lake bed for bottles and you find Pat Dye’s pants. Don’t give up lady, you’re on the right track.

You’re not intentionally withholding comment from Pat Dye’s Liver on this one, are you? Because he should really weigh in on this…

Should be: DER Uberboy, or Uberjunge if you want to get all technical on it…

>She said the pants were still folded and creased. The pockets held a set of Toyota car keys on an Auburn helmet key chain and a plain white handkerchief.<

BUT the pants were creased?!

Perhaps the term ‘Martinizing’ comes from Lake Martin. ducks flying tomatoes