FULMER CUPDATE: MICHIGAN IS ON THE BOARD
Michigan is on the board in the Fulmer Cup thanks to the DUI arrest of running back Kevin Grady, who took some of that fine new conditioning Michigan had and rounded it out with some impaired motor skills drills behind the wheel of a car. This bit of cross-training earns Michigan the first points of the In Rod We Trust era, a sum of two points for hearty Midwestern driving.
He also looks very drunk and very unhappy in this picture.
We’ve been there. Ask gin.
If there’s not some kind of tire-flipping, stair-running hell waiting for Grady, we’ll be disappointed. Though how you’ll be able to discern this from the rest of the EEEEEE Barwis! training, we don’t know.
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Blow it out your ass “Bomb Ann Arbor Now”. And while you’re at it…open ur mouth and insert your foot. Looks like a Buckeye is in trouble. I bet you feel like a pretty big dumbass now.
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080706/NEWS01/80706004
Comment by Cbus=shithole — July 6, 2008 @ 9:27 pm
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Chris Henry was never kicked off the team by Rodriguez. He was suspended for one half following his ejection against Rutgers (missed the first half against Temple). He was then suspended for the Pitt game for academic reasons. He did play in the Gator Bowl again Florida State catching three passes for 61 yards. He announced he was entering the draft the next day.
Also, Henry, Jones, Harris and other players continuously received personal fouls after touchdowns. Rodriguez’s teams have been poorly disciplined in terms of penalties on the field.
Comment by scottmsg — July 3, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
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15, I’m sure you don’t claim Maurice Clarett’s problems as being Tressel’s fault. And you probably think Tressel was completely clean with his QB on the take back at Youngstown state. So why is it Rodriguez’s fault that Pacman and Henry were terrible AFTER THEY LEFT WVU and no longer under his control?
Pacman had one incident in college (I think it was the ever-popular Fightin in da Club). Compared to what, 9 in the 3 years after he was done with WVU football? If anything, Rodriguez and company showed some serious control over their players if they were able to somehow sort of keep a moron like Pacman Jones in line for several years. Henry was kicked off the WVU team by Rodriguez, which is why he entered the draft early. Also of note: WVU had no Fulmer Cup points in ‘06, and I believe 9 last year. With Rodriguez gone WVU is already rapidly closing in on 20+ with a couple months to go.
Why is that? I wouldn’t want something along the lines of 4am Mike Barwis death workouts as punishment either.
Comment by Yinka Double Dare — July 3, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
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@ The Dude
haha, Grady isn’t even top in Michigan’s depth chart at RB at the moment, Minor is, and Brown isn’t talked about because he had a workout injury. Have fun with that Michigan game, hope you have an incredible offense (for Miami), Michigan’s offense will take a while to function properly, but the defense most certainly wont.
Comment by The Dong — July 3, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
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Whats a Michigan kid doin’ rolling in an 07 Denali anyway? A young black man in a Denali is just askin to be pulled over. He would have been just fine in a 07 Honda Odyssey, but nooooo had to roll in a Denali….
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — July 3, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
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No BAAN, you blow it out of your own ass, after you’re done performing fellatio on Alex Boone. Great, you have the Columbus PD in your back pocket and the lack of academics at your school leaves football as the only legitimate form of activity on campus. The rest of the country knows. We just wish we didn’t have to hear all the crap from you idiots about how clean your program is. Don’t they need someone to hand out 35,000 degrees at graduation?
Comment by B — July 3, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
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Fulmer Cupdate
UGA LB Lemon’s charges upgraded to felony.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3471645
Comment by gatorbait — July 3, 2008 @ 8:43 am