DRANK, EN ROUTE
by Orson on Jul 1, 2008 10:40 AM EDT
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PrintWhat's coming in the mail to slow our roll this week, courtesy of the good people at Drank? Oh, you clever devils, you, you guessed correctly.
In the mail. The street legal kind, of course.
Consider our roll slowed, lawya.
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Awesome. Full product review to follow, right?
by spartanmike on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
Yes, if we’re not too relaxed to type it.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
What’s that? They’re moving up the Doomsday Clock?
by Albino Tornado on Jul 1, 2008 10:46 AM EDT reply actions
OPS,
Why does Kirk Ferentz still have a job?
Is it normal to pay 3 million dollars for seven and eight win seasons in a below average league?
by Ryno on Jul 1, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
hrm… “grip” and “sip”… i don’t see any mention of “fried” and “ride”… what is this? some sort of panty party? sheesh…
/hiccup
by Kenny Stabler on Jul 1, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
Thus answering the question, “if Western Kentucky’s mascot had a doppelganger from the ’hood, what would he look like?”
by Flatlander on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
“I got the red pieminto seeds, Big Orange, and Yellow ’Tuss.”
RIP Pimp C
by Diallo on Jul 1, 2008 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
You know where they can use some drank right now?
State of Game, where they’re getting into a blog war with Black Heart Gold Pants. I think we all know how this is going to end, and it’s most likely going to be a picture of Jay Paterno sodomizing DickRod.
by Ground0EastLansing on Jul 1, 2008 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
Speaking of large purple creatures, did anyone see the Colbert show last week where Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster showed up and stated (at great length) that he now eats lots of fruit and vegetables, and only afterwards treats himself to a cookie? What the hell?!?!?
F-ing sell-out…..
by GeronimoRumplestiltskin on Jul 1, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
It’s a good thing Drank wasn’t on the scene around ‘94, when Snoop was rollin’ down the street smokin’ endo and sippin’ on gin and juice. Throw some Drank into that mix and you have a lot of rappers dying asleep at the wheel. Imagine a world without The Chronic 2001.
by OrangeRedBlueBlack on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
10
I understand Cookie Monster & Barney love to play hide the zucchini.
by yoyofutbawl on Jul 1, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
So, this is what black people drink after work instead of gin and tonic(s)?
I know after a few G&T’s I “lean” and am “slow.” I’m also very pleased to be alive.
by UgasTexan on Jul 1, 2008 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
@10: Best Colbert ev-ah!
Cookies “sometimes” food. Not “anytime” food.
Hilarious.
by UgasTexan on Jul 1, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
Might have to add Drank Can Chicken to the tailgating menu this Fall.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 1, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
Is Purple Drank the magic corporate sponsor along with Swindle Industries for the Ft. Meyers Bowl?
by Out of Conference on Jul 1, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Drank Beverage the new official slacker beverage of Swindle Industries, Inc LLC Co? Was Kanu consulted?
by Viggy on Jul 1, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
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