CURIOUS INDEX, 7/1/2008

I like and appreciate Beano’s loose regard for facts, figures, and accuracy.

UGA does not play in Samford Stadium nor is it Stanford Stadium. It is Sanford Stadium. I don’t go around and refer to the Swamp as Hank Hill Griffin Stadium now do I?

Oh, and 3/5 of our offensive line has been arrested this off season, story at 11.

Re: Rich Brooks – if it walks like a duck and swims like a duck….

Re: Drank Beverage – somebody rush a case of that stuff to Les Miles.

Hank Hill Griffin Stadium would be an awesome name though, I tell ya what…

While I’m on the thought, the funniest quote from that show ever is Cotton walking into the kitchen with everyone and going “sorry I’m late, had to swing by the wax museum and give FDR the finger!!”

Steve Spurrier – the only coach who can whip your ass bad enough for you to forget about coaching and turn your efforts to yummy fast food franchises (see Goff; Zaxby’s).

Is it just me or has Beano stolen Lou Holtz’s playbook? It could mean more media success for Beano in 2008.

Look for Digger Phelps to get start quaffing a drink made of 2 parts confused and 1 part angry for the 2009 bball season.

Anti-purple drank?

Does Jimmy Johns offer this in a combo?

Tom Hammond is the only thing keeping me from buying a huuuuge HD TV. The thought of his pasty face shocking me out of a Saturday morning hangover is just frightening.

I thought Rich Brooks had an ice road accident until I clicked on the link.

Ray Goff owns Zaxby’s, he has done better than when he coached. Or played for that matter.

BHGP warms my heart this week. I never get tired of seeing the pic of our entire line in their backfield.

i actually would have been more inclined to watch that video if it actually was footage of the moon orbiting earth or a dog licking its own taint. as it is i skipped over it b/c beano is a fucking beating.

Georgia’s making their usual July move going into turn three. Look for them to be a challenger.

wait a second crabapple…

do you mean goff owns “A” zaxby’s…or he “OWNS” zaxby’s?!? i don’t take anything dealing with zaxby’s lightly.

Beano Cook huffs paint.

I thought we kept Goff in the bat infested tunnels underneath Sanford Stadium? I didn’t realize we had moved him to a drainage ditch where he could see sunlight.

The last I heard he operated several Zaxby’s franchises. He doesn’t actualy own Zaxby’s. No man does. The spirit of Zaxby’s is too awesome to be tamed.

 And he also has a rather nice horse farm outside Athens. In other words most of us would trade places with him in a heart beat, Spurrier-led humiliation and all.

“The best friend man has in the world may turn against him and become his worst enemy. His son, or his daughter, that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and good name may become traitors to their faith. The money a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man’s reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our head.

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. A man’s dog stands by him in prosperity and poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground when the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only to be near his master’s side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince.

When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wing, and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

If fortune dries his master forth, an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege that that of accompanying him against danger, to fight against his enemies. And when that last scene comes, and death takes his master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there, by the graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad, but open in alert watchfulness, faithful, and true, even in death."

Senator Vest, speaking to a jury about Old Drum, shot in 1869.

The photos from the funeral brought tears to my eyes. There isn’t anything in this world better than a great dog.

That’s why I have three small terriers instead of three insignificant others.

Gerry Dorsey -

At the very least ‘several’ (more than 10). I am not sure if he is just a franchisee or more than that.

Brett Mussburger makes Tom Hammond sound like Keith Jackson.

I read “Mike Hill” as “Mike Hall”, Dream Job winner, BTN survivor. I was moistened at the thought of Hall smirking his way through an interview with a man whose career has spanned 3 centuries.
It was still good, but less so. Like my first beej.

God damnit Beano.

Brett Mussburger makes Tom Hammond sound like Keith Jackson.

that doesn’t really clear anything up…

I don’t know about Goff’s status relative to the Zaxby’s corporation, but I myself am planning on pwn1ng a plate of Zaxby’s chicken fingers this very evening.

you don’t pwn a plate of zaxby’s chicken fingers…they pwn you.

This sounds suspiciously like an urban meyer recruting phone call.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=527579

I couldn’t even make it through the whole thing. Beano Cook should be humanely euthanized, since he is now only a strain to the american economy. Quote of the clip…"They now get seven games and then a eighth game…’ Simply amazing commentary there.

Goff co-owns multiple Zaxby’s in south Georgia.

He was not one of the original founders of the restaurant chain, i.e.. those whom you have to compensate to open up your own franchise, he merely has his hand in several franchises.

So, you know, free Kickin’ Chicken sandwiches, which is always nice, yet ridiculously fattening.

@ 25 – The first message kind of started off like a Scott Van Pelt message.

If I enjoyed free Kickin’ Chicken sandwiches and Wings & Things platters, I would succumb to heart failure in under a year. Or perhaps start clucking and scratching the ground for worms.

http://uga.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=823044

Oh, and Georgia alleged man on woman aggression threadjack.

“…allegedly touching a pregnant woman.”

The UGA student newspaper, The Red & Black, quoted an Athens-Clarke County police report which stated "Lemon allegedly punched (the victim) five times and that Lemon’s friends “huddled” around the player as he was punching the victim."

<a href="http://www.blogger.com/’>and the Georgia Bulldogs are making a push for the Big Board . . .

Yeah, like you never walked up to a pregnant woman, touched her stomach and asked how far along she was?

Of course, when you did it you weren’t a 320 pound offensive tackle in a darkened breezeway late at night, but still . . .

1. (Wes): That was seven home games and an eighth at a neutral site, all televised by NBC. Though I can understand why that wasn’t clear – after all, Beano’s so off his rocker that assuming he doesn’t know what he’s talking about is usually safe.

Notre Dame offense: Set it and forget it!

And just to be clear, Coop, I think you may be conflating two separate incidents. Two players touched a pregnant woman’s stomach, a different player punched a guy five times at a BBQ for talking to the player’s girlfrind. Pretty big dstinction, I think.

Oh, and I should clarify for those who did not click on the link:

The touching of the pregnant woman, nice usage of vagueness, is not the same incident as the information regarding Lemon.

Lemon just allegedly beat the crap out of a guy in a separate incident.

Somewhere, silently, Auburn receiver Robert Baker sits and twists the ends of his sinister mustache with one hand, while carving the words “SWEET REVENGE” in his chest with the other…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foGHh14uvKk

Beano.
“Beano is a natural food enzyme dietary supplement that can help prevent gas before it starts.”

Ironic ain’t it?

Hey swindle, thanks for getting me to Google “Swank Magazine” while I was at work.

@ #3:

It must be a WITCH! BURN HER!

Damn this thread and the associations it’s forming in my head… touching pregnant women’s stomachs has got me thinking about a a Wings N Things platter from Zaxby’s to share with my dog.

Of course Alhver Fist or Gerry Dorsey will be around in a minute to calibrate the associations in my head to read, "Rub Zax’s sauce all over a pregnant woman’s stomach and make love to her Snoop style.

Somebody took Beano’s cane and hooked it on a ceiling fan. It is currently spinning round and round, far out of reach from his pudgy hands, which pisses him off. When Beano gets pissed, he eats an assload of meat, drinks a fifth of scotch and gets a hunkering to go on ESPN and talk about Notre Dame. ESPN cordially obliges, because Beano has all the nukes and isn’t afraid to fucking use them.

SpartanDan- ah much easier when a sane human being explains it. I stand by my claim that Beano needs to be humanely euthanized because he is about as useful as the pit bull with heartworms that has been at the shelter for two weeks.

If I was being interviewed by Steven A Smith, uh, I mean Mike Hill, I would ignore him as well. After the question about the NBA draft I bet they went on to discuss NaS’s new album. You have to take Beano with a grain of salt…some lime and a liter of tequila. 2 shots for all the Heisman Trophies Ron Powlus won.

I’m clearly the outlier on this one — but I thought (and think) Beano is actually rather insightful on a number of issues.

Even in this interview he provides good analysis of the contract explaining the ability of NBC to get 7 home and one neutral site primetime games and the fact that (in his opinion) Notre Dame is likely to return to prominence. Judging by their weakening schedule and above average recruiting I don’t believe that’s an unjustifiable opinion — of course his assertion they could win a national title in 5 years is downright looney tunes.

That said, I really enjoy listening to Beano on the Herd or other ESPN programming and I think its too bad he’s become a punchline due to Powlus, fatness and oldness. If you actually listen to his analysis he frequently provides some decent insight assuming you can make it through the requisite “hey you, kid, get off my lawn” part of his diatribe.