Doesnt the whole conference kinda taste like 7-5?? NASCAR and the NFL wishes they had this much parody.

Betwix 2006-2008 recruting classes, they bagged 35 4/or5 star recruits. More bling than WFuckinVa signed in the 20th Century. Oops – my analysis is busted – check the Notre Dame exception.

The ACC will be total bonkers this year. As a Contrarian, I predict a strong FSU performance. Bobby expires during the 3rd quarter of the Chattanooga game and his remains are carted about the remaining conference schedule in a large golden ark of sorts (sponsored by Golden Flake).

Suck it Demon Deaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…losing to Georgia!

No,no,no, it’s the ribs at Houston’s. Problem is……no sweet tea, an abomination in the South. Also, when you request ketchup, they bring it in a small ceramic container. F*ck that, bring me my bottle of Heinz!

Therefore, it’s off to Fat Matt’s for me!

The offensvie line is replacing some big-time starters but almost all of the guys starting have good experience. We also return All-ACC LT in Andrew Gardner.

Offensive skill positions feature: Parade All-America soph B-back Jon Dwyer, Josh Nesbitt at QB, shifty record-breaker Roddy Jones at one A-back slot, and incoming freshman Texas 5A POY and 3300 yd- 45 TD RB Marcus Wright. At WR will be freshman All-ACC Demaryius Thomas.

The defensive backfield is what worries me. Word-Daniels will hold down one corner but the other projected starter has recently run into some legal issues. After that, the depth at CB drops off tremendously. Safety positions features: Hard-hitting and high-flying Morgan Burnett who garnered All-ACC freshman honors along with probable starter, the athletic Dominique Reese. The LB corps will be young and inexperienced but have top-notch talent. MLB Brad Jefferson was highly sought after recruit coming out of highschool and was ST force last year. He will anchor the LB squad. Then in the two OLB spots will be AT Barnes (a nasty talent) and the Ambassador Kyle Jackson.

I believe it will take time for the offense to learn the ins and outs of Coach Johnson’s system. I also believe it will take time for the defensive backfield to gel but that All-World DL will keep us in some ball games and allow for a hopefully surprising season.

Just sayin.

Also, Trev even says, it’s all about Paul Johnson. Ask any GSU or Navy fan, and they’d tell you the touch of his clothes can heal leprosy, not to mention being one of the best coaches around these days.

He will need to consult with and gain approval from the all knowing expert on terrorist recognition who has departed Red Stick, LA for Jacksonville, AL.

Otherwise, UNC has three advantages to get to 7-5:

- They do not play Clempson
- They do not play Wake
- They plan on installing a Pizza Hut/KFC/A&W kiosk on the visitors’ sideline for the ND game; coaches eat for FREE! LSUFreek mobile pie rack is optional presently.