VISITING LECTURER: RED SOLO CUP ON OLE MISS

Wow Ole Miss Football, so exciting I have nothing snarky to say.

Not that my opinion means jack, but that was one of the best written entries in this series. 100 cocktails!

Coctails to RSC. Long live the Legend of Powe!

hiccup

go rebs… where’s my drink?

Any man that must be described as Bobby Petrino is in this piece (“low-down, no-account, greasy, dastardly, hatin’, heinous, diabolical, unprincipled, scrub-like, pusillanimous rapscallion”) can, in the parlance of any true southern dialect, be referred to simply as “horse thief.” That conveys everything you need to say about the man.

Nice bold, wager. “Ole Miss will never lose to Mississippi State under Houston Nutt.” Nutt’s success against State has more to do with Arkansas than Houston Dale.

Anyways, prayers sent.

I’ll take you up on that bet, Solo Red Cup.

1. Agreed. A thousand cocktails to Red Solo Cup.

May it will help him through next season.

I’ve half a mind to go off on the Palestine comparison (from the Palestinian point of view, not the Bama – Bama fans make Islamic Jihad seem enlightened), but this ain’t the place.

“Red Solo Cup” just replaced “We Must Ignite This Couch” as my favorite blog name.

That’s both remarkably candid and well-done. Refreshing as a Coke (not the Jimmy Johns variety) in a glass bottle with ice chips clinging to the glass on the Fourth of July.

Overnight = integration

1. and #8 – I was thinking the same thing while reading. Very entertaining.

Nice find on the pic of the little terrorist bastard facing down the Israeli tank battalion. Looks like his UN issue sweatshirt has some red and blue in it. Hotty Toddy.

Michael Oher didn’t write the book on being a left tackle (because he may be illiterate) 100+ on a warm sunny day on The Grove for you sir.

@12

Ole Miss integrated before State. Yeah, it wasn’t pretty, but I don’t imagine a scene involving James Meredith walking across the Drill Field would have been any prettier. Don’t pretend like Starkville is some kind of bastion of racial equality and understanding.

Having that been said, I see your point.

Well done RSC; a ‘must read’. However, a must watch game between the two teams destined to battle it out for the bottom of the SEC West…not so much.

 I bet y’all are excited for the new jumbo tron though.

12 does have somewhat of a point. Would a black recruit make a school with the nickname “Rebels,” had a Robert E. Lee-modeled mascot and up until a few years ago, had fans waving Confederate flags his first SEC choice?

I recall Billy Brewer having some success in his decade there, except for the probation and all.

Thanks Mississippi, for the “non-Thunderstruck” video.

And PeterJay, thanks for not bringing up the U.N. mandate, the British, Hitler/Stalin, Grand Mufti, Zionism and Arafat. Any such discussion in this area will quickly dissolve into rock-throwing. I have watched too many former friendships evolve into a Gaza-like ghetto(back against the wall mulishness). Simply put…there is no solution.

Simply put…there is no solution.

Au contraire, my friend. When my children can’t manage to play with something, I take it away from them and put them in separate rooms. I vote we pave the place over and put the principals further away from each other…. say, Detroit and Palm Beach?

Hey, I found another non-Slipknot/Drowning Pool/Disturb’d highlight video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJj6F_fO9tY
“Not this season, not ever”
…good luck with that.

Yeah… I’m not sure whether we meant that he would never lose to Croom or never lose to Croom in a humiliating enough fashion to be fired.

The guys who wrote it were… inebriated.

There have been some good articles in this series but I stongly agree that this was the best one yet.

I agree with the sentiments here that thisis the best yet in the series (but to be honest, I didn’t even read Mizzou’s and Washington’s).

That’s somebody’s son with the rock doing his best to defend his home. Now, if he would just tell his Daddy to quit sending the f’ing rockets into Israel and recognize their right to exist, maybe his generation will become something more than their parents. Plus, the purple on the cuffs oh his sweater look a lot like the Clemson/Barney purple.

@21

DC, you may be onto something there. How about moving them somewhere desolate (think piles of rocks) along with some Orangemen, IRA’s, Serbs, Kosovians, Chechnyans, Kurds and……..Methodists. Let ’em go at it.

I’m thinking Las Vegas.

Wow. An article on Ole Myth football and no mention in it or the thread on THE seminal & symbolic figure in the history of their program.

How quickly The Orgeron has been forgotten, down the memory hole.

Ole Miss has a football team?

@ 26: I counted two references to The Orgeron. Ole Myth- did you come up with that?

Houston Nutt? Honest? That man is the lyingest sack of excrement in the history of football.

They’re really going to be crying at Ole Myth when he leaves them after this year. Where would he go you ask? Why, he’ll go to his real Alma Mater, Oklahoma State after Mike “I’m a man” Gundy gets fired.

Once there, he will firmly attach himself like a tick to TBoone’s left testicle and only disloge himself after TBoone finally chokes on one of the thousand dollar bills he uses to pick his teeth.

1. - “Hurricane Orgeron”

“Also, say what you will about Houston’s fitness to stand trial in a criminal proceeding, but he’s an honest, stand-up fella. "

I read this and I fell out of my chair. “Honest, stand-up fella?” The validity of that statement will be seen only in the strength of Jevan Snead’s back after Sly Croom breaks it with an egg.

I’m forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he offends me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That’s what maintains the order of things. Fear.

I stand to gain many things by October 25. One of those will be Nutt’s head. I will stick it on a pike and I will raise it above the Bobby Hopper Tunnel on 540.

The only wisdom remaining in the skulls of Red Solo Cup will be to turn around and run away. Run away to your tepid little lives. Run home to your mothers and suck on the tit of your soul for another ten years.

@28

You sure you’re not a Bammer?

Plus, we’re gonna beat their ass, ‘cuz they’re gonna suck balls this year (Casey Dick? SRSLY?)

That’s the recruiting giant YOU hired. Good luck and as always “Thank GOD for Mississippi”.

Nutt and his 4 plays (the 4th being Punt) will be outta Oxfart quicker in Eddie O.

wait wait wait….Jevan Snead is a white boy???

29, I just went and checked my car.

No window visors. So I can’t smoke with the windows cracked while driving around in the rain.

Nope, not a bammer.

Affiliated with KSFM?

As an aside, how far can you throw a rock?

Ooops….KFSM.

All this testosterone running through my veins has affected my dexterity.

Bobby Petrino is gonna own Ole Piss and Misstake. BP is gonna ass frick the entire state of Mississippi and take all of her recruits.

Houston Nutt? An honest, stand-up fellow? Good lord…what color is the sky in your world? I’m betting there’s a few thousand text messages floating around on the internet with his number on them that says you are chock full ’o shit.

Honest indeed…

“For your personal safety – Memphis. Science has proven that the crime rate in Oxford rises 400,000% every time the Tigers come to Vaught-Hemingway. If you dare watch, you might get shot at home … through the TV. Also, this is the last time that this “storied rivalry” will ever be played out, and we’re predicting a win. Keep in mind, even Hurricane Orgeron was a levee-busting 3-0 against Memphis.”

fuck you. fuck you all.

wager this. memphis 42 ole miss 14

power what?

Get back to us in about 3 years and tell us how well Hooten Dale is doing against Arkansas or Mississippi.

1. - It’s pronounced Jevin (sounds like Kevin). Though, I’m sure he’ll be called JevON for the next 3 years.

Thou hast spoken my name….When you are smote by Memphis, you will know what my rath is.

Those buttons should have said, “Colonel Sanders is MY mascot.”

Yes Jevan Snead is definitely on the “Reggie Cleveland All Star” team.

How truly odd. Am I the only one who reads footnotes? Or am i the only one wondering why I would turn to Red Solo Cup OR “that poncy Faulkner asshole” to read about Washington?

Or perhaps I just missed Faulkner’s little known Starbucks and Mount Rainier period.

If you’re gonna cut and paste, at least proofread! LOL

Casey Dick is a product of Nutt….

so that speaks measures for you Ole Miss fans…..dumbasses

This post represents one of the best entries for this series. Hell, I stayed with it after the more link.

Great comments too…
Overnight = integration
Run home to your mothers and suck on the tit of your soul for another ten years.
Reggie Cleveland All Starts

Great stuff.

Here’s a list for you: Clint Stoerner, Robby Hampton, Gary Brashears, James Rutledge, Zak Clark, Ryan Sorahan, Tavaris Jackson, Matt Jones, Robert Johnson, Casey Dick, and Mitch Mustain. All quarterbacks under Houston Dale Nutt during his tenure at Arkansas. The only ones who did a damn thing under Houston Nutt were Clint Stoerner and Matt Jones. He inherited Stoerner, and Jones was by far a more dangerous runner than a thrower. (IIRC, Arkansas had a losing record when he threw more than 15 passes.) Here’s betting that Jevan Snead’s talent is completely wasted on predictable, two-receiver patterns, just like the many who came before him.

Couple of years of listening to the Reverend HootenDale Clownshoes Nutt’s travelling snake-oil and used car lot revival show and y’all will be begging for the return of the O.

Say a prayer for your quarterbacks, err. . . hander-offers (you’ll understand soon enough) they will NEVER be any better than the first day they arrived at campus.

Oh yeah, y’all are in for a “special” season of being “just a couple of plays away”. Keep on “loving that helmet”.

Have you not been to the Rebel message boards? The grammar and spelling makes my eyes burn / makes me want to euthanize myself.

Seriously, you should have kept Coach O.

I found another football video without Slipknot or AC/DC. (Warning: Alabama Content – may contain Cocaine.)

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Too quick reading while vacating…

This article ramks right up there with the Ole Myth 1970-71 “Swimming Team”. My neighbor from Jackson was the photographer that took the pic for the 1971 yearbook.

At least Ole Myth had a sense of humor about themselves back then.

Houston Nutt is a terrible football coach. And an even worse person.
Good riddance for Arkansas.
Good hire for old piss.

How is an Ole Miss – Arkansas argument like a tornado?

Either way a mobile home is gonna get fucked up…

Houston Nutt is a world class grifter and has already begun the early stages of morphing into a Rebel nightmare leading to the impossible. As Ole Miss fans will soon learn, this flim-flammer will never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

Houston Nutt is the biggest piece of shit douchebag on the face of the Earth. He is a coach that should seriously have a PR guy to write out his statements before he opens his mouth. Either that or have someone behind him with a Mallet in their hand to hit him upside his head when he says something stupid.

He once stated that he was giving the starting nod to a qb because he was “a better hander-offer.” Nothing was ever his fault. He was very quick to throw a player under the bus…“Michael Smith was too worried about credit cards than about the three points of pressure” he uttered this statement after a game last year when Michael Smith fumbled. He fucked over Mitch Mustain and Damian Williams which led to them transferring to USC. He threw Damian under the bus after the 06 SECCG when Damian just missed making what would have been an outstanding catch saying that Damian Williams has got to come up with balls like that. Instead he should have thrown Reggie Fish under the bus for trying to field a punt OVER HIS DAMN SHOULDER going backwards towards the end zone instead of letting it bounce. But, that’s easily explained because we were the only D-1 school of note to recruit Fish…not because he fell through the cracks but because he was Fish’s dad’s roommate at OSU.

Houston Nutt is a terrible coach and even worse person and I can’t wait until October 25th. Bobby Petrino is gonna own his ass for what little time Nutt is at Ole Miss. Get ready rebels, we’re gonna beat that ass worse than ever. We have 10 years of frustration to take out on our former head coach.

Mississippi rebel football= a joke.
now they have a joke of a “coach” to go along with their joke of a program. They’ve had what…one or two winning seasons since “them-there colored boys” started playing with the “good-ole” white boys. Enjoy your Col. Dale and his one dimensional “wildcat”, I mean “wildhog”, oops, “wild rebel” offense. You rebel fans better hope that the ghost of Houston Senior continues to blow gusts of wind into the field goals of Vanderbilt.

My! Glad you could all stop by. Please extinguish the torches before entering though, and leave the pitchforks by the door. MONSTER GO THAT WAY! GRRR!!! THAT WAY!

I know some of the Rebs are happy with this hire. He may have a little success there. He’ll likely do better with O’s players than the ones he’ll recruit. Nutt is a very stubborn individual. He’s very proud of himself and by my count, has never confessed that he was wrong in anything. I know that many of you may think the Hog fans are just bent about him leaving or whatever… trust me, the majority that I know are thrilled he left. Many of us wanted him gone a few years ago. His coaching is predictable and mediocre, with an occassional good year mixed in. As a person, he’s less than mediocre. You’ll defend him for a few years I suspect. I did. After all, he’s your coach and you want to believe. It’s hard to break habits that one has had for such a long time… and I suspect that the true Houston Nutt will emerge soon enough. I also suspect that Austin will not call the plays like he was brought in to do. Nutt believes himself to be one of the best ever. He really does. Unless he has finally seen the light, expect Jevan Snead to be in some tough situations…ie,… 3rd and 8 and they know you are about to throw, and Nutt will complicate it by having a 2 receiver route with max protection. Fortunately for you, Jevan is quicker than Casey Dick and may take some blown plays and escape for some yardage… ala Matt Jones… not to that same level because Matt was about 240 and ran a sub 4.4 … but still, Snead will have to run for his life quite a bit.

His coaching is better than his “other” behavior. Good luck with that.

So as a State fan still amused by the Bama bashing, I look forward to a thread of piling on Ole Miss, and get totally blindsided by all the Razorbacks. It’s just like November.

Can I ask why the intense venom toward your former coach?

Unless I’m wrong about this, if he sucks as much as you guys say, then you should be jumping for joy over the fact that he’s now coaching for a team you’ll get to play against every year.

If he really sucks that bad, I’d be singing his praises to help ensure that we keep him as long as possible.

By the way, you Arkansas fans may want to stay on top of the whole Freedom of Information Act thing. You’ll probably want to solicit Bobby Petrino’s cell phone bill/emails/etc. ever few weeks or so to ensure he’s not looking elsewhere. Also, I’d see if you can find a way to keep tabs on his agent as well. In fact, he’s probably on the phone with other ADs/NFL owners as we speak. Get on it right now. Use that intraweb savvy of yours. You have a coach to work on keeping.

“… but he’s an honest, stand-up fella …”

Thank you for making me nearly spit coffee all over my monitor. Are you fucking serious? Ole Miss, you’ve been warned time and again about your used-car salesman of a coach but you continue to keep your heads firmly up your collective Rebel ass. You deserve everything you’re going to get.

Orson Swindle, Hawg Caller.

We are absolutely thrilled he is at Ole Miss.

{By the way, you Arkansas fans may want to stay on top of the whole Freedom of Information Act thing. Use that intraweb savvy of yours. You have a coach to work on keeping.}

Cheers to the Razorlution. WE busted that lying sack of immoral shit out and the fact that you bottom-dwellers are estatic to have him says it all about your program. TGFM.

“We are absolutely thrilled he is at Ole Miss.”

Then why the venom? When something makes me happy, I typically don’t spend all my time running it into the ground.

#52

Criticize my program, my coach, my racial reconciliation, or my tradition,

BUT DON’T YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY HUMOOOOOOOORRR

No, really, if our enthusiastic pessimism (except towards Memphis – seriously they blow) wasn’t expressed clearly enough, we apologize.

Just get wasted enough that you forget you’re an SEC football fan. Our sense of humor might be clearer then.

Cheers!

There are some Arkansas fans who seriously need a hug right now. If it wasn’t for that dedburn dial-up internet, I’m sure there’d be even more of them on here.

Simma da na, Razorbacks, simma da.

“Then why the venom? When something makes me happy, I typically don’t spend all my time running it into the ground.”

Because he ran off a Gatorade Nat. POY who was 8-0 as a freshman, an All Freshman WR, 2008’s OC of the top offense in the nation, ruined our chances for a chance at a real championship, all because of his ego.

He takes credit for the Wildcat, but that was his Gus. His inside circle wrote an email to the 8-0 QB. He went 4-4 with arguably the best backfield ever in college football.

If he’d open up his eyes the last 2 years he would’ve seen that Gus, Mustain, Williams, Dmac, Felix, Hillis, and Monk were his real ticket to greatness in Arkansas Football History.

But for now, his ego got in the way of that and all he will have left is Bobby Petrino’s Arkansas Razorbacks outcoaching and stumping a mudhole in his team every year. That is, once we get our talent up to a real SEC talent level, since he left the cupboard bare.

Ivory Tower-

Actually a compliment. Just that the pic of the “swimming team” in an empty pool in baseball gear was absolutely one of the best self-putdowns ever. And in your own yearbook to boot.

FYI, Ole Myth got caught giving swinnin’ skollys to baseball players, some of whom also played football.

Oh – the Ole Myth swimmin team was only on paper. As usual, no probation or sanctions. We do that in Starksville & we get 2 yrs & skolly cuts.

66…

It’s fun.

Trust me, even during years when Alabama has lost to UCF and ULM, we didn’t lose to Ole Miss. I don’t expect a loss to the Rebs in Tuscaloosa.

re: no 68

There are some Arkansas fans who seriously need a hug right now. If it wasn’t for that dedburn dial-up internet, I’m sure there’d be even more of them on here.

Simma da na, Razorbacks, simma da.
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Speaking of dial-up, “simma down-now” was last funny when Cheri O’Teri was still on SNL. In other words, you’re a lame douchebag.

We have tried to be nice. Hog fans have gone out of their way to try and explain to Ole Miss fans why Nutt was a horrible hire. We know that you, as a collective group, are not intelligent. Hell, most of you are still doing drill with your CSA unit on the weekends, waiting for the South to rise again. But you have been decidedly unappreciative of our efforts to shepherd you through the tough times ahead. Eventually, our goodwill was destined to devolve to condescension.

You Rebtards deserve whatever you get from here on out. Make jokes about Petrino leaving or about FOI’s…those FOI’s proved that Nutt had contacted 2 different schools about jobs in a period where he claimed he had never looked anywhere else. You really think he wants to retire in the asshole of the south, Mississippi?

There is an old maxim in Arkansas that upon Nutt’s hire became more apt than ever before…Thank God For Mississippi.

The venom comes from the fact that Nutt really put the hurt on us for a long time. Moreover, we couldn’t get rid of the fucktard because he was so entrenched with the state’s good-ol-boy network.
You won’t believe us, because you guys want to smooch his bone right now, but the guy is a charlatan. Your recruiting days are over and Mississippi State will now regularly eat your lunch for you. Moreover, your offense will be about as predictable as the Bo Jackson Tecmo bowl toss sweep that everyone saw coming a mile away.
You’ll probably throw the ball for a while so that he can thumb his nose at us but it won’t last. In fact, you’ll probably have a solid year – probably even beat us because Nuttless couldn’t recruit a 17 year old kid to a free blow-job party. However, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, you will taste our butt.

I like the part about McCluster running the Wildcat. McCluster is no McFadden.

I predict by the end of the year, Old Myth fans instead of calling it the Wildcat or Wild Rebel, will be calling it the McCluster Fuck.

Damn, was it buy a pack of pigskins get an invite to spew bullshit on EDSBS day at the Fayetteville Piggly Wiggly or what?!?

Maybe the Hawgs Rivals site link got crossed up with this site’s link today or something.

No, us hog fans just got finished porking your mom a bit early today ,so we had the time.

Just exorcising some demons and giving back what we get.

Get used to it.

and quit using those rivals shithooks or those hogville fucktards as reps of Hog fans. Woopig and theboardwhosenamecannotbespokenaloud are where the real stuff is.

I’m an Arkansas fan, but I find it hilarious that some other Ark fans are trying to tell Ole Miss fans Nutt is a bad hire.

Are you really that stupid people? Nutt did a lot of good things here, and he will do the same for Ole Miss. Some of you are still just ridiculous about this. If it wasn’t for Nutt we would’ve never gotten a guy like Petrino, so some of you get real. Some of you will always be blind to facts.

Oh that’s right… school’s out for the summer. Welcome kids, have fun, there’s some juicyjuice boxes in the fridge, and please don’t jack-off on the Sear’s catalog.

Oct 25th , see if yall still be hot todding after that beat down.

We await with bated breath for the Visiting Lecturer from Cocaine U, aka The University of Alabama.

That will make this thread look tame.

Hey, I heard there was some discussion here about me.

Well, Gigglety, Gogglety, I am still living off the bacon (severence) you numbnuts provided.

The attitude Arkansas fans have towards Houston Nutt = the attitude a recently divorced 40-something has towards his ex wife.

re: The Ghost of Jay Cutler

In your analogy, I just hope you know that you’re the new guy we’re laughing at because he thinks the whore he just met is a keeper.

Goddamn. Seriously, Arkansas. Obsess much?

Here’s some advice. Move the fuck on. After 7 months of seeing this psychotic shit, I’m convinced that a disproportionate percentage of your fan base is certifiably insane.

We are quite aware of your feelings toward your former coach. We get the fucking point. You can shut up now. Why the fuck are you so goddamn determined to convince us to hate our new coach? Nobody hates a brand new coach. That’s just not the way it works. It’s why they call it the honeymoon period.

I’m starting to understand why Houston acts so fucking spastic. I can’t imagine spending 10 years dealing with a state full of psycho-rubes. It’s a miracle the man isn’t in a straight jacket by now. You assholes have some serious issues.

And, to hear Arkansans saying “Thank God for Mississippi” is akin to hearing Byron De La Beckwith accuse David Duke of being racially insensitive.

At any rate, good luck with your new coach this season and congrats for putting on one hell of a show today for the EDSBS audience. We’ve all gotten our money’s worth.

**And a little preemptive comment for Bama fans who feel the need to explain to us our overall record against you: Turn your sarcasm meter the fuck on.

That is all.

I want to congratulate the Old Piss fans. You guys got a better coach than you had. He’s unquestionably the worst coach in the sec west, and you’re paying him two mil per year. And he’s not as good a recruiter as O. But you guys obviously weren’t expecting much.
Don’t worry, his wife wants to return home to the trailer parks of stillwell. You won’t have to put up with him for more than a year or three. Petrino will be in fayetteville twice as long as nutt is in oxnard.
Poor Jevan. Hander-offer.
Kent Austin. Thinks he’s going to have input. Ha!!!
Can’t wait to see that offense nutt stole from a high school coach without darren and felix. What’s it going to be called this year? The WildPisser?
How’s Danny doing? Just how much you guys paying him to chase your daughters all over campus anyway?
Have you rebs any idea how the nutt’s just laugh, and laugh, and laugh at you?
You will.

As a Hog fan who wholeheartedly hates Houston Dale Nutt with every fiber of my being, and also with absolutely no bias in this situation here is how I see it………

There are plenty of coaches and fans of SEC teams that are very very happy to see Hooty still in the SEC crab pinching and calling 1st quarter timeouts every Saturday. And who could blame them? And there are plenty of coaches and fans of SEC teams excluding Arkansas that are not at all happy that Bobby Petrino is at Arkansas.

And who could blame them?

1. 82 that was about a week or more ago.

Our issues will soon be yalls issues. Nutt will start smelling like a skunk soon enough.

You buy a turd and it will always be a turd.

But he is your turd and welcome to him. He is an upgrade for yall, but it won’t last.

Spending the year dealing with Psyco Rubes? Has all the idiot statefans fucking moved? Now calm the fuck down.

Nothing more wrong with Petrino now than was wrong with Lou Holtz back in ’76 when he quit the Jets in mid-season and took the Arkansas job.

Petrino is a smarter human and better football coach than Nutt has ever been. On coaching ability alone, the Hogs will beat Ole Miss this year…and every year that Nutt remains at Ole Miss.

The saddest thing about all of this is that Dickey Scruggs will be in prison the entire time Nutt is at Ole Miss (4 years) which means Nutt won’t get to enjoy the free jet rides Dickey would have given him and Danny.

I feel sorry for Ole Miss. They are generally good people but they panic when it comes to their football program.

Well, 4 more pig visits and this post will hit triple digits in the comments section. Actually, make that 3.

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Thanx. Will access archives. Out of town a lot w/o internet access for 2-3 days at a time.

BTW, had a much older cousin who played for Ears Whitworth, so things aren’t anywhere near there. It’s bad when you win one game w/ Bart Starr as your starting QB.

#93, Ears, showing wisdom seldom seen in any human, actually benched Starr in favor of the back-up QB,. This resulted in Bama’s worst record ever. And the Techies think Chan was a bad coach!