CURIOUS INDEX, 6/26/08

Unfortunately, after years of Bob Huggins, Enquirer headlines along the lines of “UC Enrolls Alleged Felon” are much more “Dog Bites Man” than “Man Bites Dog.” Most people in the Cincinnati area are unlikely to bat an eye at this one.

Can’t believe you missed this, but Phil Loadholt got busted for DUI/Open container yesterday. One has to wonder just how much alcohol it would take to get that man all boxed up. Link: http://newsok.com/article/3262380/

Re: Kansas seating.

And Mark Mangino will still need three of them.

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Bob Huggins has a signed 8″×10″ photo of Barry Switzer in his office as well as his bedroom. He prays to it at night.

I would have figured Huggins as a Jerry Tarkanian cultist, but live and learn.

Americans know no bounds when comes to creativity and making money. We are still the world leader in the art of capitalism.

Is $40 a good deal for oral sex and lap dances?

Did they hire mangino’s realtor to market the chairs and are they velour?

#2

Just an alcohol misdemeanor. Phil has been charged with disorderly conduct in the past so he is obviously cleaning up his act.

I guess OU won’t be joining the Big Board any time soon.

1. - only if you claim it’s for med school.

yarrrr….I remember visiting Auburn and seeing one of those rolling brothels…

but them cattle trailers smell a bit earthy for me

so, are you going to attend the “Becoming Totally Positive” seminar at that convention?

Orson,

I’m confused; are you a “national writer” or part of the “citizen media”?

Sheesh, did the cops know they would be on the next episode of “Bang Bus” when they signed the waivers?
I never pay a “processing fee” at health clubs nor do I pay an “entry fee” for stretch limo’s. Everyone knows thats just pure profit anyway………..

I just read the link about Alex Daniels. Wow.

“If he was charged with a crime, I would be concerned, but he was never charged with a crime. What we’re dealing with here is bad judgment …

A guy had sex with a girl that was unconscious and used a cell phone to video his teammates doing the same. And this was just bad judgement.

You always want upstanding citizens like that playing for your alma mater.

What in the name of Lou Cheatin’ Holtz is going on at Cincy?

How dare UC pick up our casted-aside future All-American LB…errr…RB…errr…DE.

http://www.charleston.net/news/2008/jun/26/mcdaniel_claims_hes_innocent45714/

The above brought to you by the same outfit, and the same writer, who broke the Ray Ray story. That would be me taking care of the idiot Gamecock posters who want to allege media conspiracy.

So, perhaps we get our points back.

Either way, this is a very bad situation, but he has witnesses, and she does not. He also has rights as tenet, and excessive force, naturally, is gray.

And, naturally, over the course of mankind some females have exaggerated and/or flat out lied about situations to screw males over, the hell hath no fury like a woman scorned card…

which has been/is a tremendous disservice to future legitimate victims of these sorts of things.

Anyway, since McDaniel got ripped the other day, he should be allowed the opportunity for his version of the incident to be heard.

Alex Daniels’ main problem is that when people meet him, before they really get to know him, they think he’s an asshole. Kelly had the courage to look past that.

As an SID that’s been to a couple of CoSIDA conventions, be prepared to see a plethora of FUPAs. Think a room full of Weis’s.

Dammit I knew I should’ve registered this year…

Orson, I noticed the Arkansas SID will be the moderator of your panel. Does that now make you a character in Las Cronicas Locas De Boss Hawg? You have to ask him about the midnight pep rally/press conference when Petrino was hired.

“He was trying to get her out of his apartment,” Olson said. “If someone attacks you in your dwelling, you have a right to remove them.”

Castle Doctrine bitches!

If Daniels gets a sack, a tackle for a loss, and a touchdown in one game, ticket holders can redeem their ticket for a free Triple Bacanator and Frosty from area Wendy’s restaurants.

Coop – that Post Courier (or News & Courier/Evening Post if you’re old school Charleston like me) reporter was threatened by Bowden after he broke the Ray Ray story. Bowden probably threatendd to sic God on him if he didn’t post something positive about McDaniel.

After the Duke LAX incident, who knows what to think, but I don’t know how else to explain the multiple bruises on her.

Orson should bring a bunch of EDSBSgear for the t-shirt exchange. I’m sure SIDs would love the thongs.

#17

I haven’t met him, and don’t plan to, but I don’t have the highest opinion of him right now.

Football can be a brutal, violent sport. That’s a given. But most players have the intelligence to separate the difference between what goes on on the field verses real life where you don’t hit people, take what isn’t yours, have sex with unconscious girls and video tape it or fun, etc.

Clearly you don’t know Cincinnati…

Ticket holders will be going to Skyline for 2 cheese coneys and a 3-way.

Allahver Fist – you remind me that I have a confession to make. Back when that horrible story originally was posted here, you made the comment along the lines of “What she didn’t mind the train, just had a problem with the frosty?” because the first police report gave the impression she was only pressing charges against the the last guy- I laughed because I got the same imrpession you did. Only when you got smacked down by other posters did I go back and read the second police report and see that she was pressing charges against them all. So, I wanted to stand up for you, but one of the folks giving you massive shit was TCOAN and I’ll gladly be a coward before facing her wrath. Yes sirree, if she’s the Crack of Doom in the Lord of Rings and I’m Frodo with the Ring, you can count on Middle Earth being pretty fucked. Sorry man.

Ok, I’m clearly missing the Wendy’s reference… a little help.

Brothel Vans!#??

Miami is leaps and bounds ahead of the rest of the third world

Hm – only reps on your panel are from SEC and Pac-10 schools? Didn’t know that ESSEECEE speed applied to the interwebs as well.

@ 22

Yeah, Tommy got mad, but do you think he is going to revoke the P&C’s credentials? That story was a hatchet job, and Tommy had the right to put Williams in his place.

As for the bruises, he does have 100 lbs on her. I would imagine it would not take much for him, while forcibly removing her from his property, to do some damage.

Since Brian Kelly had player involved in a murder at Central Michigan in his past, Alex Daniels is a choir boy in comparison. Standards are low at UC, they are apparently the school to transfer to since the ex-ND QB (Demetrious Jones) has a spot on their roster too.

CincySooner – Wendy’s has Frosty’s. So does one of Alex Daniels’ teammates, but that guy had to force his on people.

Apostrophes and I aren’t the best of friends today.

#26, Out of Conference,

It was the greatest (worst) “What have I done?!?” moments in my cyberlife. Since then, I declare pwndrship of all Wendy’s menu item references. I earned it, goddamnnit.

+100 Frosties to you and your fine memory, lawya.

Blon57@ 6: I’m guessing the $40 was just to get on the bus (and maybe a few drinks) and any other activities would be an additional charge.

Randy Shannon says Rollin Brothel is too elite, BangBus all the way, holla!

Subheadline: 7th Floor Crew gives new meaning to ridin’ durrty.

I believe the terms of Harbaugh’s DUI probation preclude him from driving. That was probably a red and white Schwinn that ran into Pom Pom Petey at 41 mph.

Did any one catch the USC color commentator saying
“TOUCHDOWN USC!!!!! ERRR……TOUCHDOWN STANFORD? YEH TOUCHDOWN STANFORD…..”
after the reception…it was like his mind couldnt comprehend the fact that Stanford had actually scored a TD and from shock, uttered TOUCHDOWN USC!!

1. “Is $40 a good deal for oral sex and lap dances?”

depends on whether you’re giving or receiving.

1. Anybody who watched that whole game was in shock at that point. Stanford hadn’t been able to move the ball all day. Thanks for reminding me of the pain.

That might have been the worst announcing job EVER!

By both of them…..terrible.