Comments on: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: EURO 2008 EDITION

By: Lawrence Ross

Lawrence Ross — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:33:15 +0000

Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!

By: Donny

Donny — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:55:25 +0000

@22 – “…what’s a pederast?”

By: Cock D

Cock D — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:08:03 +0000

Mmmmmmm doner kababs.

Also – the center of the mustache world was Pittsburgh on Tuesday night as the Wanstasche took in the Pirates – Yanks game featuring “Ron” Jeremy Giambi.

At one point I feared for the fabric of the universe as Giambi came to bat and his ’stache was no more than 40 feet away from Wanny’s.

Things turned out OK though.

By: Kanu

Kanu — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:28:08 +0000

Geaux Irish-

Outstanding, especially since that is EXACTLY how dude wears his hair.

Observez:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38633000/jpg/_38633801_rustu300.jpg

Well played, Sir.

Speaking of well played, DCTrojan had the quote of the day by far:

“You’d think the Swiss would have used all that nazi gold on a more robust electrical grid…”

http://twitter.com/DCTrojan/statuses/843581489

By: Lawrence Ross

Lawrence Ross — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:07:27 +0000

Hey Orson,

Can we have more special “Soccer edition” of Mustaches? I’d love to see the bribe taking (allegedly) former Liverpool keeper Bruce Grobbelaar’s ’stache groom this site.

By: Lawrence Ross

Lawrence Ross — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:03:28 +0000

#21…his correct title is “The Jesus”. And if you mess with him, he’ll put a gun up your ass and pull the trigger until he hears click. And he’s a snazzy dancer.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:12:12 +0000

and DC @17

He is talking about Jesus there. The guy who had to go door to door when he moved to Hollywood and tell everyone that he is a pederast.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:59:06 +0000

I can’t imagine what it must have been like in Germany during that game when the feed went out.

3 goals during the blackout sucked big time. Hopefully Spain/Russia tomorrow will live up to the potential and will also be lightning-free.

By: Ltrain

Ltrain — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:28:22 +0000

you have a very fine taste in automobiles….

By: fattus

fattus — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:26:39 +0000

this post isn’t complete without “happy mustache wednesday, motherfucker!”

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:57:43 +0000

@ 15 – really? I can’t find a cite, where did you read it? I’d like to know b/c I can’t really think of anything more despicable.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:54:21 +0000

“I’m a professional.”

I heartily second the props given to the Doner Kebap. Nothing beats the Doner when you’re in Germany and you’re a) drunk, b) completely disappointed by your national soccer team laying a colossal turd, or c) all of the above.

By: The Song of Hiawatha Francisco

The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:49:25 +0000

@5: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude. No, I’m serious. He’s a convicted sex offender with a record.

Eight year olds, Dude.

@6: Damn you, Geaux Irish, for beating me to the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off joke. I need to get here earlier.

By: marcillac

marcillac — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:26:54 +0000

Nice.

Gerd Muller might have been another option.

By: dawgaddict

dawgaddict — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:21:04 +0000

today’s game could be called the civil war.
enought Turks reside in Germany to make it a satellite nation, as evidenced by EDSBS fans familiarity with said Deoner Kebaps…surely you guys didn’t experience those things in Istanbul….tsk!