MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: EURO 2008 EDITION
This edition of Mustache Wednesday brought to you by Euro 2008 and today’s match between Germany and Turkey.
Rudy Voeller for Germany:
…and Rustu Recber’s mustache with goatee undergarment for Turkey:
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1
twogreattastes says:
My god, that man’s head looks like a hybrid of the noggins of Hall and Oates. Hall’s mullet, though curlier, and Oates’ cockduster, though lighter.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
2
Albino Tornado says:
Larry Bird weeps when he looks at Rudy Voeller’s long, flowing jheri-curl and manly Teutonic chin.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
3
DC Trojan says:
Rache der gastarbeiters!
Whatever the result, there’ll be donner kebabs flying through the air all over Germany tonight.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
4
Mighty Squirrel Kingdom says:
When mustaches attack…Voeller and Frank Rijkaard in the infamous ’spit in the hair’ game at the 1990 World Cup
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rBnE43zxQes
June 25th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
5
Doug says:
Hall & Oates FTW. Nice job, #1.
The Turkish guy kind of looks like John Turturro’s character in “The Big Lebowski.”
June 25th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
6
Geaux Irish says:
Slick back the Turkish goalie’s hair and you have the “professional” garage valet from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
7
BurritoBrosShits says:
I hope Justin Timberlake looks like Voeller when he gets older as penance for being such a douchebag.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
8
DC Trojan says:
@ 6 “Do you speak English?” “Ah, what country do you think this is?”
June 25th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
9
chris says:
@ #3
Mmmm…donner kebap.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
10
Out of Conference says:
Nach Hause gehen Gastarbeiter!
June 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
11
Jester says:
JAGER BPMBS!
June 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
12
Z says:
I am in Germany right now…lots of noise outside…i should be too, but an early morning flight from Frankfurt prevents me from acting as silly as my German family!
Rudi’s stache is sweet!
June 25th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
13
dawgaddict says:
today’s game could be called the civil war.
enought Turks reside in Germany to make it a satellite nation, as evidenced by EDSBS fans familiarity with said Deoner Kebaps…surely you guys didn’t experience those things in Istanbul….tsk!
June 25th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
14
marcillac says:
Nice.
Gerd Muller might have been another option.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
15
The Song of Hiawatha Francisco says:
@5: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude. No, I’m serious. He’s a convicted sex offender with a record.
Eight year olds, Dude.
@6: Damn you, Geaux Irish, for beating me to the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off joke. I need to get here earlier.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
16
Raider Red says:
“I’m a professional.”
I heartily second the props given to the Doner Kebap. Nothing beats the Doner when you’re in Germany and you’re a) drunk, b) completely disappointed by your national soccer team laying a colossal turd, or c) all of the above.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
17
DC Trojan says:
@ 15 – really? I can’t find a cite, where did you read it? I’d like to know b/c I can’t really think of anything more despicable.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
18
fattus says:
this post isn’t complete without “happy mustache wednesday, motherfucker!”
June 25th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
19
Ltrain says:
you have a very fine taste in automobiles….
June 25th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
20
oc phil says:
I can’t imagine what it must have been like in Germany during that game when the feed went out.
3 goals during the blackout sucked big time. Hopefully Spain/Russia tomorrow will live up to the potential and will also be lightning-free.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
21
oc phil says:
and DC @17
He is talking about Jesus there. The guy who had to go door to door when he moved to Hollywood and tell everyone that he is a pederast.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
22
Lawrence Ross says:
#21…his correct title is “The Jesus”. And if you mess with him, he’ll put a gun up your ass and pull the trigger until he hears click. And he’s a snazzy dancer.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
23
Lawrence Ross says:
Hey Orson,
Can we have more special “Soccer edition” of Mustaches? I’d love to see the bribe taking (allegedly) former Liverpool keeper Bruce Grobbelaar’s ’stache groom this site.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
24
Kanu says:
Geaux Irish-
Outstanding, especially since that is EXACTLY how dude wears his hair.
Observez:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38633000/jpg/_38633801_rustu300.jpg
Well played, Sir.
Speaking of well played, DCTrojan had the quote of the day by far:
“You’d think the Swiss would have used all that nazi gold on a more robust electrical grid…”
http://twitter.com/DCTrojan/statuses/843581489
June 25th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
25
Cock D says:
Mmmmmmm doner kababs.
Also – the center of the mustache world was Pittsburgh on Tuesday night as the Wanstasche took in the Pirates – Yanks game featuring “Ron” Jeremy Giambi.
At one point I feared for the fabric of the universe as Giambi came to bat and his ’stache was no more than 40 feet away from Wanny’s.
Things turned out OK though.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:08 am
26
Donny says:
@22 – “…what’s a pederast?”
June 27th, 2008 at 9:55 am
27
Lawrence Ross says:
Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:33 pm