MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: EURO 2008 EDITION
by Orson on Jun 25, 2008 3:33 PM EDT
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PrintThis edition of Mustache Wednesday brought to you by Euro 2008 and today's match between Germany and Turkey.
Rudy Voeller for Germany:
...and Rustu Recber's mustache with goatee undergarment for Turkey:
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My god, that man’s head looks like a hybrid of the noggins of Hall and Oates. Hall’s mullet, though curlier, and Oates’ cockduster, though lighter.
by twogreattastes on Jun 25, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
Larry Bird weeps when he looks at Rudy Voeller’s long, flowing jheri-curl and manly Teutonic chin.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 25, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
Rache der gastarbeiters!
Whatever the result, there’ll be donner kebabs flying through the air all over Germany tonight.
by DC Trojan on Jun 25, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
When mustaches attack…Voeller and Frank Rijkaard in the infamous ‘spit in the hair’ game at the 1990 World Cup
by Mighty Squirrel Kingdom on Jun 25, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
Hall & Oates FTW. Nice job, #1.
The Turkish guy kind of looks like John Turturro’s character in “The Big Lebowski.”
by Doug on Jun 25, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
Slick back the Turkish goalie’s hair and you have the “professional” garage valet from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
by Geaux Irish on Jun 25, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
I hope Justin Timberlake looks like Voeller when he gets older as penance for being such a douchebag.
by BurritoBrosShits on Jun 25, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
@ 6 “Do you speak English?” “Ah, what country do you think this is?”
by DC Trojan on Jun 25, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
I am in Germany right now…lots of noise outside…i should be too, but an early morning flight from Frankfurt prevents me from acting as silly as my German family!
Rudi’s stache is sweet!
by Z on Jun 25, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
today’s game could be called the civil war.
enought Turks reside in Germany to make it a satellite nation, as evidenced by EDSBS fans familiarity with said Deoner Kebaps…surely you guys didn’t experience those things in Istanbul….tsk!
by dawgaddict on Jun 25, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Nice.
Gerd Muller might have been another option.
by marcillac on Jun 25, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
@5: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude. No, I’m serious. He’s a convicted sex offender with a record.
Eight year olds, Dude.
@6: Damn you, Geaux Irish, for beating me to the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off joke. I need to get here earlier.
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Jun 25, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions
“I’m a professional.”
I heartily second the props given to the Doner Kebap. Nothing beats the Doner when you’re in Germany and you’re a) drunk, b) completely disappointed by your national soccer team laying a colossal turd, or c) all of the above.
by Raider Red on Jun 25, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
@ 15 – really? I can’t find a cite, where did you read it? I’d like to know b/c I can’t really think of anything more despicable.
by DC Trojan on Jun 25, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
this post isn’t complete without “happy mustache wednesday, motherfucker!”
by fattus on Jun 25, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t imagine what it must have been like in Germany during that game when the feed went out.
3 goals during the blackout sucked big time. Hopefully Spain/Russia tomorrow will live up to the potential and will also be lightning-free.
by oc phil on Jun 25, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions
and DC @17
He is talking about Jesus there. The guy who had to go door to door when he moved to Hollywood and tell everyone that he is a pederast.
by oc phil on Jun 25, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
#21…his correct title is “The Jesus”. And if you mess with him, he’ll put a gun up your ass and pull the trigger until he hears click. And he’s a snazzy dancer.
by Lawrence Ross on Jun 25, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Orson,
Can we have more special “Soccer edition” of Mustaches? I’d love to see the bribe taking (allegedly) former Liverpool keeper Bruce Grobbelaar’s ’stache groom this site.
by Lawrence Ross on Jun 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Geaux Irish-
Outstanding, especially since that is EXACTLY how dude wears his hair.
Observez:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38633000/jpg/_38633801_rustu300.jpg
Well played, Sir.
Speaking of well played, DCTrojan had the quote of the day by far:
“You’d think the Swiss would have used all that nazi gold on a more robust electrical grid…”
by Kanu on Jun 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Mmmmmmm doner kababs.
Also – the center of the mustache world was Pittsburgh on Tuesday night as the Wanstasche took in the Pirates – Yanks game featuring “Ron” Jeremy Giambi.
At one point I feared for the fabric of the universe as Giambi came to bat and his ‘stache was no more than 40 feet away from Wanny’s.
Things turned out OK though.
by Cock D on Jun 26, 2008 8:08 AM EDT reply actions
Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!
by Lawrence Ross on Jun 27, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
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