INTERMITTENT COUNTDOWN: 64

For somebody wearing spiked shoulder pads and may or may not be wearing pants, the guy in the middle sure looks bored…

I went to school with those guys and was at that game.
Croom……WHAAAAAAT A RUSH!!!

“Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their hope.”

That’s right , you cracker-asses, we’re commin’!

Score one for diversity in Mississippi. I’m sure they enjoy road games in New Orleans and Atlanta.

Psch, cheap knockoffs of the original!

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#1: that’s because his senses are being dulled by the combination of JD & coke and Sylvester Croom’s West Coast Offense.

That guy in the middle is like

“When is this fucking game gonna be over. I’m ready to go to the Hunt club and listen to music that I hate Sunday-Thursday. Maybe, through the power of my bandana, i’ll get my dick licked on.”

1. 3? Who’re the ‘cracker-asses’? I will assume, even given the benefit of a um, cough Mississippi State education, that you do not assure us that Boers are landing in that midden shithole known Starkville right?

P.S. in the interest of full disclosure. I taught at UA, MSU and AU. MSU students were about as bright as Aubs (much bigger, worse dressed), but, unlike Aubs, they gave a shit about learning, difficult though it might have been. No one failed my courses at that institution. However, the Aub who wrote, for his final exam in intro to public health, “I don’t be smokin weed no mo,” he did fail. But, shit, at least he had a good bowl game ;)

“Starksville” is Indian for “Trailer Park”

W.P.S.

Hey, W.P.S.:

Not being able to correctly spell “Starkville” is “stupid” in any language.

guy in the middle is wearing cargo shorts, so most likely he is not expecting his dick to get licked.