Is that even correct usage of the word you were “loathe to use”? If KY and Vandy had different loss totals, then it’s use would be warranted (with 3 and 2 wins over KY and Vandy, respectively).

“3 wins each over KY and Vandy”

That would have been correct, but then you couldn’t go on the root-word tangent, that you seem to hold so dear.

Not sure what you’re talking about, so no, I don’t think so.

What’s-his-OU’s point was that Alabama fans are more delusional than other fanbases (maybe) despite the fact that the program is dead and we should all climb into a pillowcase and drown in a river (er… LESS maybe). I should clarify that my counterpoint, reasoned and full of wisdom, is that anyone who expresses such an opinion is made entirely of foreskins.

#all commenters calling out specific fanbases for bias/obsessiveness/bragging about their loveless marriage to a once-beautiful program, now an unf*@able she-mammoth who lost breast in a crack fire and developed gangrenous gingivitic Tahitian vagina-mouth after riding the entire local plumbers’ union sidesaddle – yes, we’re all the erudite models of restraint and life prioritization, what with all this time spent internet commenting on a blog called Every Day Should Be Saturday.

Which we believe.

Shut the fuck up. You’re really gay in your Katzenmoyer jerseys, sweater vests, and those stupid oversized Mardi Gras beads. Ohio is a shitty state full of lowbrow asswipes, especially the douches who cheer for Ohio State and talk about their high school football days for fifty years. Shut the fuck up, please.

You have no good looking girls in your entire state. None. All you have is a bunch of big-ass-corn-fed-bitches that breed oafs with factory workers. Your ultra-conservative, boring state sucks, as does your unflinching loyalty for it. Fuck Ohio. I would rather live in Michigan.

Did you play football at tOSU? If not, then that means you’re using the accomplishments of 18 – 23 year old men, of which you had/have no part, to talk shit? How is that not as asinine as bringing up OSU’s records in BCS title games or OSU’s record against Alabama, even though the two haven’t played in a decade? All of those arguments have one thing in common. You, and likely the person you’re arguing with, had nothing to do with any of it.

In reality, we’re all a bunch of jerkwads. My team, the team I have absolutely no control over, just beat your team, which you have no control over.

However, you should note that I did not say “all-time” thugs since the beginning of college football, my “all-time” comment was in direct reference to the Fulmer Cup Standings.

What is Alabama’s record against some of the best programs in the country outside of the SEC?

Texas 0-7
Michigan 1-2
Notre Dame 1-5-1
Ohio State 3-0

That’s a collective 5-14-1 against 4 of the top programs in the country that you don’t play all the time or only play in bowl games.

That’s impressive.

My point…bowl games are DIFFERENT and UNPREDICTABLE…which explains why a team that Ohio State absolutely man-handled (Michigan) was able to run all over Florida and conversely, it explains how a 2 loss Florida team was able to run all over Ohio State…the combination of a long period of time off, playing teams you don’t normally play, and playing at neutral locations produces strange results.

#117 — all-time records tend to grant more validity when the “all-time” in question is more than the scant years the Fulmer Cup has existed. Like, I dunno, a record that covers the history of a team’s abject failure against a conference.

I think we see where I’m going with this. You may want to salve your anus, on account of the sharp twitching: OSU, 0-fer-9 against the SEC whilst bowling. 7-10-2 all-time, with 3 wins over Kentucky and Vanderbilt, respectively (I am loathe to use a word there that includes “respect,” but there you have it), and one over LSU in ‘88. Losses to ‘Bama in 1995 and 1978, when DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH. (Peternosauri, mostly.)

Yes, ‘Bama’s recent history has been a series of vicious curbstompings, nigh-federal incompetence, and desperate, squealed recriminations. Yes, the fan base (hi, friends and family and also me!) can sound, at best, like present-day Michael Jackson fans and at worst like,well, never mind, because nothing is worse than a present day Michael Jackson fan. (Which is why Jesus sends tsunamis to… eh, too soon.)

But your mascot has nut on his face. GUFFAW! HIC! (Banjo outro)

The All-Time Fulmer Cup standings refute your claim of Ohio State’s thugs being worse than Alabama’s thugs.

Current All-Time Fulmer Cup Standings:

Ohio State: 2pts
Alabama: 16pts

With a shit pile still pending…on the verge of having the highest point total of any school in the entire country…that includes: Florida State, Miami, and all of the other schools you have turned your nose up at over the last 15 years.

You, Dixie’s Pride, the Criminal Tide, will have the highest Fulmer Cup Point Total in the entire country…all 118 teams.

How. Does. That. Feel?

The irony is that despite this…you will not go away, you will not keep quiet and drift off into the abyss, as everyone wishes you would.

Instead, you will continue to brag about 12 mythical national championships and how when dinosaurs roamed the earth you dominated college football..

It’s not the state of Alabama…it’s the people, particularly the Alabama fans…

Ohio State is also 4-2 in BCS games…Alabama is 0-1 with its only appearance being a loss to Michigan. Alabama was the SEC champion that year and Michigan was the Big Ten runner-up.

Losing to La-Monroe and then having them post a billboard of the score on the side of the freeway for all of your fans to pass on their way to a shitty 6-6 Independence bowl…now that is priceless…lol.