“HE’S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”
Dennis Dodd’s piece on Pat Ruel, the USC offensive line coach he dubs the best o-line coach in the country, includes a quote that validates J.R. Moehringer’s claim that “It is impossible to write about Pete Carroll without sounding at least a little gay.”
“Pete’s like a beautiful woman,” Ruel said after taking the job. “The closer you get, you better look out. He is very charismatic. He can smile and make you feel like a million dollars.”
Ruel just sits there sometimes, waiting for the flowers, or the touch of the hand, or maybe even just a hint of his peppery, jasmine-tinged musk to float by…and the white knight always delivers, doesn’t he? Yes, yes he does. A girl can be so lucky sometimes, you know. [/cue Gray's Anatomy music]

Just like a beautiful woman: Pete Carroll
HT: RCR.









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beerbaron says:
I’d like to homeschool that!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 9:49 am
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sb says:
…that is so gay…
June 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
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blon57 says:
It’s a good thing when neanderthals get in touch with their feminine side.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:12 am
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Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin says:
I’m jacked
June 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am
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GamecockTony says:
Pete Carroll is like the crazy, hot girl (or guy, for you ladies and you of differing sexual orientation) we have all dated at one time.
You know there is something inherently dirty and devious about them but you continue to fall into their evil clutch again and again.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
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Bobby Decatur says:
Richt is hotter…but in a chaste, neo Southern Victorian kind of way…
June 24th, 2008 at 10:25 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Iowa’s defensive coordinator is like a beautiful woman in that he’s diabetic and has nine toes.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:42 am
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John says:
“The closer you get, you better look out. He is very charismatic. He can smile and make you feel like a million dollars.”
So Pete Carroll is the stripper I couldn’t stop handing ones to last night?
June 24th, 2008 at 10:48 am
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Downtown Plainsman says:
Fulmer Cupdate, bama’s back in the chase for the title!
SEC! SEC! SEC!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:48 am
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Flibbetigibbet says:
FULMER CUP RED (er, CRIMSON) ALERT: uat’s Jimmy Johns arrested on five counts of cocaine distribution. Early prediction: he’ll be suspended for the first half of the Tulane game. Link:
http://www.myfoxal.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6837052&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1
June 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am
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scoring@home says:
I’d hit that
June 24th, 2008 at 10:55 am
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blon57 says:
#5
It has been proven by a scientific study.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg19826614.100
Not that I have any paticular experience with this phenomena…
June 24th, 2008 at 10:57 am
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Out of Conference says:
Tommy Bowden thinks Pete Carroll looks good jacked in tight pants.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
I want to know what his take was on The Orgeron.
BTW, Danny Ford was the best OL coach ever. Period.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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oc phil says:
When I was having my recent fun up at USC Pat Ruel was the coach who hung around and socialized with the guys the most. It seemed like he was around at most of the meals and he even went down to Papadakis taverna. He just came across as a friendly, cool guy. But he could turn on the intensity too. I screwed up my footwork on an OL drill and saw that other side of him. I was pretty sure given the circumstances that he wasn’t going to actually take a swing at me, but he got me rattled.
I’d say McNair was the coach I bonded with the most but Ruel would get the overall “Mr Congeniality” award for the USC staff
And Dodd should pick Ken Norton Jr. as the best linebacker coach because he is one bad muthafucka. Sure guys like Maualuga, Rivers and Cushing come into the program with talent, but he turns them into what they become.
June 24th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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PoeMcFuckinNoe says:
OC Phil,
Why don’t we just give the entire USC coaching staff all the top awards?
Jim Harbaugh would probably have to get some kind of award then, too.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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oc phil says:
Poe @ 15.
Not a bad idea, except for the Harbaugh thing.
I’m not sure that Dodd’s column really counts as a major award and the tOSU or Penn State linebacker coaches would be equally worthy as Norton based on the guys they have turned out in recent years. I’m certainly biased by seeing Norton in action.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am