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Joshua says:
Cause he’s got a GRRRRRRREAT ASS!!!!
/Pacino
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:49 am
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SpookyJuice says:
I knew it would come to this. I almost broke out a fucking sears catelog and then i remembered the internets has lots of free porn. thank you sexual funk.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
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Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin says:
Threadjack…
http://www.upstatetoday.com/news/2008/jun/23/clemson-football-player-arrested/
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:59 am
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Harris says:
That was some of the ugliest running I’ve seen since I volunteered at the Special Olympics. But, by way of encouragement, you could have put up 225lbs with a bit of coaching. I went through a session with a trainer and added something on the order of 25lbs to my max in an hour. Of course, I was playing semi-pro football and lifting four days a week at the time, so your (doughy, pale) mileage may vary.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
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Brian says:
I’m actually from Suckville, Averagachusetts. Except we call it Worcester.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
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kleph says:
scored well on pudendal confidence though. that’s gotta count for something.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
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maskedavenger says:
I am sure your Wonderlic would make up for that 6.09. The blogger quiz bowl can’t get here fast enough.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Faster than Clay Travis, though!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
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PW says:
what is going on in the picture?
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
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socalbryan says:
Thank you for the video. I always love waking to Iron Maiden. Run to the Hills brotha, Run to the Hills.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
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Dumpster Muffin. Ya just gotta love Cal Berkeley.
Who are her parents? Stud & Poontang?
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
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Clay says:
It’s true, my initial 6.16 pales in comparison to Spencer’s blazing 6.09.
As I told him, this means should I ever line up outside to cover him I can’t bite on the pump for fear of the resulting go.
This shames me to no end.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
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Kenny says:
Buck up O. At least you’re likely to still have the use of your knees at 55.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
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NewAZTiger says:
The Germans align their instruments on that fine piece of Americana.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
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gerry dorsey says:
i know this was painful for you. i don’t mean physically, i mean the beating your pride took. and just as your pride was recovering from the gut punch it took in actually having to do this….you come home and give it the final crotch shot by writing it down for the masses to read.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
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stockman says:
The piece over at SN is gold. Thanks for sharing your athleticism with us Swindle. 100 cocktails for you.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 am
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gerry dorsey says:
by the way joshua @ #1,
one of the greatest movie lines of all time
“…and your head’s all the way up it!!”
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
You’re sporting some chops there O. Maybe we need to supplement Mustache Wednesday with Chop (Block) Thursday.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
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CincySooner says:
All in favor of sending Orson to other training gulags to get his ass kicked in the name of comparative journalism raise your hand.
I thought so…
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
O, face it. Pick up a softball bat or golf club like the rest of us ex-jocks. Both get you outside and involve delicious ice-cold malt beverages.
Or take up full-contact checkers.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Holy Shit, is this what happens when you graduate from college? Shit I think I’ll stay then.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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Michigan Gator says:
Orson,
Looks like you are a legitimate “National Writer”… I mean if the Detroit Free Press says so…
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080624/SPORTS06/80623090/1048
June 24th, 2008 at 7:21 am
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SLaird22 says:
Nice.
And I feel like an NFL athlete after reading that. Jeez. 6′-10″ broad jump? That’s like a step!
June 24th, 2008 at 8:25 am