What the fucking fuck, life? Carlin? The shitbags running this fucking place make one mistake after another. Why not fucking Leno, and not a guy who admitted he was “loaded on cocaine all week long” when he hosted SNL? Really, do you want us to take Leno? Just give us some kind of ambiguous sign, like the sun rising or something like that?

George Carlin is dead, and it sucks a cocksucking fucking shit tit bag. He had a scalpel in hand always when cutting up his subjects, but no more so than when he addressed the differences between baseball and football. Carlin deadpointed exactly what separates baseball fans from football fans: penalty, violence, death, and rage.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Rest in peace, George.