R.I.P., GEORGE CARLIN
by Orson on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 AM EDT
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PrintWhat the fucking fuck, life? Carlin? The shitbags running this fucking place make one mistake after another. Why not fucking Leno, and not a guy who admitted he was "loaded on cocaine all week long" when he hosted SNL? Really, do you want us to take Leno? Just give us some kind of ambiguous sign, like the sun rising or something like that?
George Carlin is dead, and it sucks a cocksucking fucking shit tit bag. He had a scalpel in hand always when cutting up his subjects, but no more so than when he addressed the differences between baseball and football. Carlin deadpointed exactly what separates baseball fans from football fans: penalty, violence, death, and rage.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Rest in peace, George.
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You can’t say “cunt” on TV? Really? And “piss”? Oh well Carlin, Ciao.
by meatybob on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
Something tells me I should be glad I can’t view that video at work.
by CincySooner on Jun 23, 2008 10:08 AM EDT reply actions
He and Richard Pryor were the stand-up comedians of their generation. My generation is stuck with losers like Dane Cook.
by John on Jun 23, 2008 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
George Carlin never would have stopped posting Cheesecake on Fridays…
by Dave K. on Jun 23, 2008 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
Damn, another one bites the dust. You hate to see one so not afraid of saying what he really thnks leave this world.
by Out of Conference on Jun 23, 2008 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
Rest In Peace, George. Goddamnnit.
I did get to see him live at the O’Connell Center once. He had a good bit on how he loves to rubberneck really bad traffic accidents – that he wants “to see a ribcage sticking out of a gas tank”. Awesome.
by Allahver Fist on Jun 23, 2008 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
George Carlin rocked the body the rocked the party. He will be missed.
“Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, You show me a tropical fruit and Ill show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
-George Carlin
by SpookyJuice on Jun 23, 2008 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
Baseball/Football…Damn, that was clever!
Good stuff!
by Casey on Jun 23, 2008 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
I know this is a college football blog, but his bit from Brain Droppings on why he roots for the Oakland Raiders is classic.
To paraphrase, the Raiders hire malcontents, cheaters, fuckups and criminals. They always have a lot of penalties, cheat and Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to get fucked. Some day, the Raiders will be strong again, and when they are, they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the pansies who are busy kneeling in the end zone after touchdowns.
by twogreattastes on Jun 23, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
#2..
It’s new, Nabisco Tits! There’s cheese tits, corn tits….tater tits.
RIP George.
by fresh on Jun 23, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
- “Loser” is too nice for Cook. How about “cocksucking douchebag”
by Pac10dude on Jun 23, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Tits (drooooooool)
In Homer Simpsons style, of course.
R.I.P. Carlin (a.k.a. Cardinal Glick from Dogma), you will be missed.
by T-Mill on Jun 23, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Funny til about 8years ago when he became a preachy blasphemous old fart.
by Dana Payne on Jun 23, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
there will never be another hippy-dippy weatherman
by Pirate Petey on Jun 24, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
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