Comments on: PALE. PERSPIRING. PRESENT.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 +0000

Nothin for nothin, that trainer looks fat.

IF you’re not up at 4am and running headlong into a backbacking surf then doing situps in knee deep 65 degree water, well you’re just not trying hard enough…
this is how Alabama trains when they go to Gulf Shores, or Destin…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZMcELcrRJg

By: kleph

kleph — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:15:40 +0000

so many “full metal jacket” quotes went through my head viewing that image that i came close to r. lee ermy overload. but if there’s a cutline for that photo it has to be “waitin’ on the bogan.”

just imagine pete carroll telling you that you are a beautiful flower, orson, and you’ll get through it.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:08:46 +0000

After the drills, Swindle gave the instructor some good tips for his EveryDayShouldBeMarchingBand blog.

By: Erik

Erik — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Swindle v. Travis Oklahoma Drill?

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:55:37 +0000

That Dog thinks Orson’s got tremendous upside.

By: DHC

DHC — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:39:07 +0000

Division One Sports Trainer: Orson, I want you D.O.R.

Orson: No sir. You can kick me outta here, but I ain’t quitting.

Division One Sports Trainer: Get into your fatigues, Orson. By the end of this weekend, you’ll quit.

*****

Division One Sports Trainer: You can forget it! You’re out!

Orson: Don’t you do it! Don’t! You… I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g… I got nothin’ else.

By: John

John — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:47:36 +0000

Orson returns to shameful roots in the Volunteer state. YOu can never escape your past.

By: josh

josh — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:12:17 +0000

Go drink 2 for 1 beer at johnathans afterwards?

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:29:41 +0000

Bonus points for Orson if he can get the instructor to wear the EDSBS shirt.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:28:59 +0000

Re: #15

Don’t forget history of drug use.

By: IM A MAN IM FORTY

IM A MAN IM FORTY — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:26:08 +0000

Swindle’s intensity is for shit. Your mama aint here, son.

“One on One” Starring: Robbie Benson, Annette O’Toole. Robbie Benson plays a naive young basketball player who gets recruited to a big …

Cut to Swindle crying like a like a little pussy….

By: oc phil

oc phil — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:05:10 +0000

I just hope those guys don’t do a number on your knees the way Pete Carroll and Chris Carlisle did to mine last week.

By: fife in the bay

fife in the bay — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:28:12 +0000

i dont think that being “better than Clay Travis” in athletics is anything to brag about.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:15:11 +0000

Swindle Draft Notes:

Pros- Excellent route runner, head for the game

Cons- Presumed lack of athleticism, prior criminal convictions, white

By: The Fake Gimel Martinez

The Fake Gimel Martinez — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:44:52 +0000

Swindle Strengths:
* Meets strict grade and testing requirements for the Big Ten Conference, where academics are held to utmost importance.
* “SEC Speed” in Typing
* Excellent Scores in “Wii Fit” drills

Weaknesses:
* Addiction to cough syrup