Comments on: VISITING LECTURER: UCLA

By: VA Blueblood

VA Blueblood — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:24:52 +0000

Question 4 is spot-on. The first and the last will be the best, no doubt. And I may ask my wife to chain me to the toilet the night before the BYU game so that I will be unable to watch what will likely be the lowest moment of the season…

Gutty Little Bruin should start a counter of the number of times we hear the word “Mormon” during UCLA broadcasts.

Nice work, GLB.

By: Shane Sheibani

Shane Sheibani — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:05:09 +0000

Manhattan Beach? That place on the weekends looks like a South African country club (no minorities anywhere).

By: blazin

blazin — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:45:58 +0000

Statistically speaking, Las Vegas odds are not statistics.

By: Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:27:19 +0000

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!!

HIT UP DRILLBIT TAYLOR ON July 1ST!!!!

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By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:02:03 +0000

Holy schnikes!

MICHIGAN RINGTONES!!!!1!!

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:01:38 +0000

Paul Johnson’s talking the same kind of smack over on North Avenue.

Good luck with that by the way.

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:20:02 +0000

Sorry for the retard-dom. Of COURSE it was UCLA that lost to ND

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:18:13 +0000

annnnnnnd # 6 has it. You lose to ND in 2007, and, irrespective of the point spread (excepting, of course, the academies and the dukies), and you are DOOOOOOOMED to suckdom.

Of course, USCw, that brings up the entirely fair question of how the Chubbster beats Stanford and you can’t?

P.S. Pls no ULM Joks, thx bai

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:28:05 +0000

He’s right. We always had some fat chicks at our parties.

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:00:44 +0000

#6, i completely agree… but we did lose to stanford. the shame.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:56:23 +0000

These hyeah are fightin words

USC may have lost to Stanford but on the very same day the mighty Bruins lost to Notre Dame in a game that was literally so terrible it brought children to tears and caused local kittens to throw themselves into traffic.

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:46:47 +0000

#3, with the exception of Manhattan Beach, I completely agree.

By: John

John — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:46:01 +0000

The implication of racism is made every time a black coach is fired. Now the Mets are being charged with racism. To quote Hank Hil: “What kinda country is this if I can only hate a man if he’s white?”

By: sullivan013

sullivan013 — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:33:06 +0000

All of Los Angeles is not worth the blood of a single Pomeranian Grenadier.

By: DoubleDawg05

DoubleDawg05 — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:31:38 +0000

My Grandmother defeating modern-day France would be an easier feat.