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EDSBS VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: THE KIRK HERBSTREIT SEX TAPE

We held onto this for a couple days, debating whether to run with it or not. Our source has served EDSBS the choicest intelligence more times than we can count, but this...this is unsettling.

Kirk Herbstreit, the WWL's Golden Frosted Boy, is not a bad guy. We believe that. And we're all about the dude-on-dude love, believe us. But there are LINES, man. Somewhere, there's got to be a line, and we draw it here.

It brings us absolutely no pleasure, in fact, to share the following video, because, again, gross:

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THE HUMANITARIAN HAS TRANSCENDED SEX, HERBSTREIT. HE IMBIBES THE ESSENCE OF THE SUN AND MOON AND FLOATS A FULL FOUR ATMOSPHERIC LAYERS ABOVE YOUR DESIRES OF THE FLESH. For shame, sir. For shame.

(LSUFreek, world without end, amen.)

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HOLY ********* the **** with my ********.

Not true. Where’s erin andrews?

by ThreenOut on Jun 16, 2008 10:34 AM EDT reply actions  

This was an absolutely awesome way for me to start my work week!

Almost makes me feel kinda dirty for trying to get as clear a photo of Herbie as possible from where we were sitting at the Orange & Blue Debut.

by gatorphunk on Jun 16, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Really? No “Ladies want to climb Kirk like tree” tag for this? For shame, sir.

Also, is it me, or is Herbstreit looking at that poster of Pete while in the throes of self-passion? Because we’ve all been there before.

by Ground0EastLansing on Jun 16, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Edit #3 – Sir = Miss. Forgot that Mr. Swindle’s still on vacation.

by Ground0EastLansing on Jun 16, 2008 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Screw Herbie.

One thing’s for sure: we’ll never see Gameday at UGA again. Thanks be to Allah!

And # 3: I don’t have a man-crush on Pete Carrol. Nope. Not me. It doesn’t say that on my facebook profile either. We’re friends you know: Pete and I.

by UgasTexan on Jun 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

“Not so fast my friend!”

Really, slow down and take your time. Enjoy yourself."

by Jerkwheat on Jun 16, 2008 11:00 AM EDT reply actions  

@ #5

I read somewhere that Franklin said that Athens was the most overrated Gameday stop the crew had been to. He said there were too many, “overserved frat boys,” and not much else.

Conversely, Herbie loves loves loves Clemson. We were getting a weekly pep talk last year at the end of the year from the man.

Obviously, somewhere we failed.

by Coop on Jun 16, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

@6
lmfao

by Dumpster Baby on Jun 16, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Coop at #7: Chris Fowler said that, not [Ron] Franklin.

by CoolPapaSweets on Jun 16, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Obviously, hence the Gameday reference, that is whom I meant. Thank you.

Yeah, again, I think I would prefer that distinction than the Herbie love fest.

When Herbie goes positive, we go into the crapper.

by Coop on Jun 16, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ground 0 @ 3: It is not just you, that’s the whole point of the thing.

After getting to spend some time with the Humanitarian last week, I can say he really is all that.

by oc phil on Jun 16, 2008 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This just makes my tax-deductable Game Day Autographed Home Depot Hardhat more valuable.

Hard geting restarted after five days in St Augustine.

by yoyofutbawl on Jun 16, 2008 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

@ coop:

So? If they never come back to Athens, that’s perfectly OK with me.

ESPN opinions < Iraqi “Democracy”

by UgasTexan on Jun 16, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, that is just pure greatness.

by StevenM on Jun 17, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

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