SKIN CANCER SAFARI: VACATION IS ON
by Orson on Jun 11, 2008 4:44 PM EDT
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PrintAhhhh, vacation. We haven't really had a proper vacation in a while, unless you count us going to the Philippines and making all those children for Tim Tebow to circumcise every few years. (It's the cirrrrrrrcullllll of laaaaaaaiiiiiiiiife...) That's more like work really, so we remain hesitant to count it, since the ladies of that special village--a little out of the way place we like to call Manila--won't let a man stay hydrated, much less let him check his email.
This vacation's real, live, and on the books, so we'll be out for Thursday, Friday, and Monday. We don't want to give away the location of our beach getaway, lest the madding crowd let on to the place and ruin its pristine shores. One hint, though: it rhymes with "Haiti"
Disneyland stole its original name, "The Happiest Place On Earth."
Holly will captain the ship in the interim. See you on Tuesday: in the meantime, check out the turbo-powered minds who will defend the honor of the blogosphere in Clay Travis' proposed Quiz Bowl matchup with mainstream journos.
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Enjoy. I must warn you however, if your secret plan is to head out west to Colorado, keep your protesting ways back home. We will hit your ass with the brown note! Or as we like to call it, the CRAP CANNON!
by skinnyphatman on Jun 11, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions
Have fun at Lake Winnipesaukee!
Is it Lake Winnipesaukee?
Okay, see you at Lake Winnipesaukee, Dr. Marvin!
by AllWhoYonder on Jun 11, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
Why does SNL’s Bad Ideas jean commercial come to mind?
by sjs1959 on Jun 11, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
Enjoy your time off. But do us a favor, mmkay? Don’t send a postcard from where ever you are, especially with cute wording like ‘wish you were here’, like the bastards in my office. Just sayin’.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jun 11, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
You know what I like about the Noise Bot models? They look like real people. Real female people. Isn’t that nice?
I’ve had three vacations since March. All to various beaches. In fact, I’ve dipped in three different bodies of water each time. I have to say that the Gulf was my personal favorite, but then familiarity breeds favoritism. Fo sho.
Enjoy your time off, OS. I’ll be really bored w/o new content, but I suppose I could search for more Noise Bot Normal Babes.
by UgasTexan on Jun 11, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
@ 7
You obviously work for/own that website, as you have been linking that site on a daily basis for the past week.
Admit you are trying to increase your traffic and be done with it.
by Coop on Jun 11, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
Sorry, no affiliation….just think it’s hilarious.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jun 11, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions
I always liked this one…and sending my now-former boss the one that said I was praying for his immediate death.
by Holly on Jun 11, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
Here ya go Coop. Feel better? Maybe you’ll enjoy that one more.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jun 11, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
After ten years of marriage, we wanted to go somewhere we could be around people acutally more miserable than we are.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Jun 11, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
If memory serves me and Holly has SEC, she might be interested in the recent locating of Houston Nutt’s long-lost twin of text messaging…
by DC Domer on Jun 11, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Link didn’t work…basically the Nevada gov texted his lady 867 times over 6 weeks…
by DC Domer on Jun 11, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Please post your photos from the Port-au-Prince Club Med.
by bevo on Jun 11, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions
is it just me…
or are the “zwinky” chicks bangin or what?
by tempebamafan on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
#14
Scandals having to do with “other women” in the states of Arkansas and Nevada? I’m shocked.
by blon57 on Jun 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
I’m assuming that its the Redneck Riviera for Mr. and Mrs. Swindle. They will probably be knocking back Natty Lites at the FloraBama alllll weekend.
by RanchyBalls on Jun 11, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
@2
HAHA you asshole!
I was born in Katy.
New Katy not Old Katy, therefore we were good at tennis and golf and NOT football…
You still made me laugh!
by Downtown Plainsman on Jun 11, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
central timezone football rocks!!!
(too obscure?)
(Bill & Ted’s…?)
by Joshua on Jun 12, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
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