Comments on: MIND YOU: THAT’S PROFESSIONAL AIRBRUSHING THERE

By: BeaverJohn

BeaverJohn — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:00:41 +0000

@15

Does art imitate life, or vice-versa?

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:51:49 +0000

If you really want to get an incoming Florida student excited, you don’t even need to go to this length. I’m sure Tim Tebow will do a personal appearance if it’s creatively labeled as community work.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:24:52 +0000

Last Dragon,
Funny enough, jorts are blue and shorts…

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:10:03 +0000

shouldn’t that ad have included jorts – not blue boy shorts?

By: Teddy Dupay

Teddy Dupay — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:39:20 +0000

@ 9

BeaverJohn – well played Lebowski reference. I underestimated you.

By: Clem

Clem — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:17:35 +0000

WTF? What does this kid have to live for with that as his high school graduation party?

Even without getting into the larger sociological issues of why this is wrong, on a micro level, that family is fucked up.

By: sb

sb — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:14:30 +0000

NativeSon @ 12…none…not one. Dammit.

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:54:42 +0000

@7
maybe I’m jealous (even at my age), but what 17 18 year kid could possibly DESERVE that?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:45:05 +0000

hunglikehussain @ 10 – Go ahead and ask her then.

(It’s been nice knowing you.)

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:55:13 +0000

9 replies and no one has mentioned Holly.

She does have experience.

By: BeaverJohn

BeaverJohn — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:46:57 +0000

He fixes the cable?

By: Teddy Dupay

Teddy Dupay — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:36:24 +0000

Read:
Wanted: 4 strung out meth chicks who haven’t quite yet reached that “WTF is up with your face and missing teeth” stage. Because to deal with the dehumanizing stuff we will be throwing at you during this “graduation party” you will defeniately need to be on something to take the edge off. Applicants preferabley have not seen Requeim For A Dream.

I could go on…but it pretty much writes itself from here.

By: bk

bk — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:22:04 +0000

If a kid lives a life where this is possible, then that kid probably doesn’t deserve it.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:08:24 +0000

Wow. Can I relive my college years with that kid as my roommate? Wait, on second thought, I probably wouldn’t have graduated.

By: AULIVESNFTWORTH

AULIVESNFTWORTH — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:06:26 +0000

What a kick ass dad!

Following the link he says;

“email pics to determine if your have the right figure for the theme”

Well thought sir!