TREV! AAAA-HAAAAAA!!! HE’LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!
Trev, we know you must continue to film your short editorials for SprintTV (with the trained crew of professionals in a multimillion dollar studio) because it is what you do. We only ask one thing, Trev: please bring back the sun, so that the people of Atlanta may see the all-powerful sun again and walk without the curse of rickets.

HT on the illo: Barstoolio, who also has our top ten summer songs in trashtastic fashion.
His latest is on the Big Ten, who he says has a bit of a PR problem. We really don’t care what you want us to believe, giant man: your size is short-circuiting any ability we have to listen to your football wisdom. Please, monster: just please step carefully away from downtown, mind the powerlines, and we can find a nice resting spot for you out by Stone Mountain with your own watering hole and everything. We promise. Just bring back the sun.









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Flatlander says:
BladeRunner has nothing on this. An 800 foot Trev rambling on about nothing. That is a bleak future.
June 10th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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paco says:
Trev walks Godzilla on a leash.
June 10th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
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sonofsamford says:
But will he save the British children?
June 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
OSU – Michigan is the game of the year in the Big 10? Who knew? Oh Trev, things aren’t going so well without a real job, are they….
June 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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blon57 says:
I could only stand to listen to the first ten seconds. No wonder his career in sports media plummeted; his voice drones on and on…
Does his hair ever move?
June 10th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
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Kernel says:
Baby Geezus in a Chicken Basket!
June 10th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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mhentz says:
Let me get this straight, this dope’s discussion of the Big Ten includes exactly TWO teams, one of which will be lucky if they can manage to eek out a .500 record?!??!?
June 10th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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AllWhoYonder says:
and he’s probably sitting down in that shot too! My god, he’s over 1400 feet tall!
June 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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John says:
An 815-foot Trev so would have pulled off Mark May’s limbs one-by-one like a ten-year old boy picks the wings off a fly. And then he would have taken a massive dump on the Bristol complex.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Eh, he’s still cute for a sports reporter, and there’s no little wizard-robed Tressel homunculus staring back when you look into his eyes (Kirk).
June 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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brougham says:
Giant Trev can finally fix all those broken windows on the now sieve-like Westin while he’s at it. Our tourist dollars depend on the Sundial’s seasickness-inducing rotation.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
The Westin’s windows look like grandma’s teeth, and its been 2 months since the tornado went thru.
Also TCOAN, the wizard garb belongs to DickRod according to Joe Tiller hisself. Kirk is only loyal to the wwl, not tOSU. Since Tress teased him about the Les Miles rumor that Kirk reported, KH has badmouthed the alma mater pretty regularly.
I still can’t believe Trev hasn’t landed somewhere other than CSTV/CBSC, with all of the CFB being telecast. Maybe we’ll see the big lug more since CBS has poured some money into their little station that could.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
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nolefan says:
I don’t think I will ever get sick of seeing Trev Alberts career plummet…OSU, Win the big game on a national level and restore your national respect?! MEDIA GOLD!
June 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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Kenny says:
OK, Gigantasaur Trev on JeffPilincom. In HD!
The British children will not be saved.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
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paco says:
King Kong ain’t got shit on Trev!
June 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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sdf fan says:
King of the impossible!
He’s a miracle!
Stands for everyone of us!
Nice work with the Flash Gordon reference. I am shocked Obama has not tried it yet.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
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now_a_hoo says:
Is it just me or does the head-cocked freeze frame remind anyone else of Viggo the Carpathian?
/NYERD
June 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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The Big Nasty says:
That does look a little like Viggy
June 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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poguemahone says:
16 stole my thunder. 10 cocktails to you.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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ramblin' says:
Trev needs his own tag so I can relive every post that mocks him.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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Ethanator1088 says:
The estimated height is all wrong. The middle of his body is too close to the ground. He must be sitting Indian style.
Which makes this even funnier to me.
June 11th, 2008 at 7:45 am
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Albino Tornado says:
Trev could only smash downtown ‘lanta at half speed compared to Gozirra, what with his bum wing and all.
June 11th, 2008 at 9:32 am
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JoseOle says:
Trev Alberts is a retard, and my Saturday’s are much better without him.
That’s all I have to say about that.
– Forrest Gump
June 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am