TREV! AAAA-HAAAAAA!!! HE'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!

by Orson on Jun 10, 2008 1:33 PM EDT

Trev, we know you must continue to film your short editorials for SprintTV (with the trained crew of professionals in a multimillion dollar studio) because it is what you do. We only ask one thing, Trev: please bring back the sun, so that the people of Atlanta may see the all-powerful sun again and walk without the curse of rickets.

HT on the illo: Barstoolio, who also has our top ten summer songs in trashtastic fashion.

His latest is on the Big Ten, who he says has a bit of a PR problem. We really don't care what you want us to believe, giant man: your size is short-circuiting any ability we have to listen to your football wisdom. Please, monster: just please step carefully away from downtown, mind the powerlines, and we can find a nice resting spot for you out by Stone Mountain with your own watering hole and everything. We promise. Just bring back the sun.

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BladeRunner has nothing on this. An 800 foot Trev rambling on about nothing. That is a bleak future.

by Flatlander on Jun 10, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Trev walks Godzilla on a leash.

by paco on Jun 10, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions

But will he save the British children?

by sonofsamford on Jun 10, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions

OSU – Michigan is the game of the year in the Big 10? Who knew? Oh Trev, things aren’t going so well without a real job, are they….

by Brian O'Blivion on Jun 10, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

I could only stand to listen to the first ten seconds. No wonder his career in sports media plummeted; his voice drones on and on…

Does his hair ever move?

by blon57 on Jun 10, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

Baby Geezus in a Chicken Basket!

by Kernel on Jun 10, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

Let me get this straight, this dope’s discussion of the Big Ten includes exactly TWO teams, one of which will be lucky if they can manage to eek out a .500 record?!??!?

by mhentz on Jun 10, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

and he’s probably sitting down in that shot too! My god, he’s over 1400 feet tall!

by AllWhoYonder on Jun 10, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

An 815-foot Trev so would have pulled off Mark May’s limbs one-by-one like a ten-year old boy picks the wings off a fly. And then he would have taken a massive dump on the Bristol complex.

by John on Jun 10, 2008 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

Eh, he’s still cute for a sports reporter, and there’s no little wizard-robed Tressel homunculus staring back when you look into his eyes (Kirk).

by The Conscience of a Nation on Jun 10, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions

Giant Trev can finally fix all those broken windows on the now sieve-like Westin while he’s at it. Our tourist dollars depend on the Sundial’s seasickness-inducing rotation.

by brougham on Jun 10, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

The Westin’s windows look like grandma’s teeth, and its been 2 months since the tornado went thru.

Also TCOAN, the wizard garb belongs to DickRod according to Joe Tiller hisself. Kirk is only loyal to the wwl, not tOSU. Since Tress teased him about the Les Miles rumor that Kirk reported, KH has badmouthed the alma mater pretty regularly.

I still can’t believe Trev hasn’t landed somewhere other than CSTV/CBSC, with all of the CFB being telecast. Maybe we’ll see the big lug more since CBS has poured some money into their little station that could.

by Crabapple Buck on Jun 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t think I will ever get sick of seeing Trev Alberts career plummet…OSU, Win the big game on a national level and restore your national respect?! MEDIA GOLD!

by nolefan on Jun 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions