FULMER CUPDATE: 'EER CLOSER TO THE LEAD

by Orson on Jun 10, 2008 10:48 AM EDT

This week's Fulmer Cupdate brings Mizzou's seemingly insurmountable lead within a misdemeanor's reach. Gasp, and marvel at this week's epic update. Big Board to you by Matsumoto Industrial Concern and Brian, who is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson.

The dismissal of Charles Pugh from the Mountaineers this past week resulted from a stolen credit card charge. The arrest and subsequent dismissal of Evan Rodriguez from the team resulted from a misdemeanor assault charge.

The combined arrests (three points for the felony credit card charge at least, one point for the misdemeanor battery charge,) put West Virginia just two points shy of Missouri for the Fulmer Cup lead, a mighty achievement given the Kanchenjunga of points the Tigers had amassed over the competition.

Charles Pugh's mom, though, would like you to know that while her son was in fact involved in the credit card theft and use, he was not alone.

She said an unidentified woman mentioned in the criminal complaint against her son is a "very good friend" of his and that she used the cards to make several purchases, including women's clothing and perfume.

"Everyone's making it seem like he did all this, but from what I understand the name on the card is a woman's name. How in the heck is Charles going to make all these purchases with a card with a girl's name?" Viola said.

Viola clearly overestimates the vigilance of most cashiers, who would not be bothered with checking ID if a petite 5'2" woman walked up and purchased $800 of clothes on a credit card belonging to a Mr. "Buttfuck P. Rogers."

Marshall, completely outpaced by their in-state rival, pulls a pittance of a charge with a two point generic fighting charge. The link comes courtesy of 106.3x, the Tri-State's rock station, which has Seven Mary Three's "Cumbersome" ready to go for the NINTH TIME TODAY after this break! ROCK!

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Just FYI, Nebraska should have picked up a couple of points last week.

by Chuckles on Jun 10, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

7M3 = disgraced Skynyrd roadies with all the talent of Scott Stapp.

by Der Schatten on Jun 10, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

@2: AND they went to W&M, which is almost as bad, and has always been a head-scratcher to me.

by now_a_hoo on Jun 10, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

Having Noel Devine on your team should be like a Fulmer Cup point multiplier…he gives WVU +4 to hit, +3 to damage…

by Markansas on Jun 10, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

Actually, I know the real Buttfuck P. Rogers, and he gets asked for his driver’s license every time he tries to use his Visa. Talk about ironic.

by Doug on Jun 10, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

yeah, Markansas, but he has really low saving throws.
I swear I was cool when I was a kid.
Sports! Yah, sports!!

by AllWhoYonder on Jun 10, 2008 11:31 AM EDT reply actions

West Virginia will overtake Mizzou by the end of July 4th weekend. Book it.

by John on Jun 10, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions

I’m dissappointed in the SEC this year. I know there are still a couple of months left, but this is unacceptable. I’m putting a call in to Stephen Garcia to see if we can turn this thing around.

by The Big Nasty on Jun 10, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions

Still think PSU was credited twice for Quarless’ DUI…. can we not get an audit here?

by Tailgate Shogun on Jun 10, 2008 11:44 AM EDT reply actions

I think it’s only out of honor for their lawless, shine-drinkin’, rebel-killin’ forefathers that the ’Eers are workign to take the top spot.

If they should win the trophy based on a last minute assist form the ATF, I think the trophy needs to be retired.

by wooderson on Jun 10, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

You go into some of these small towns in West Virginia, and like a lot of small towns, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And it’s not surprising that they get bitter, and they cling to credit-card fraud as a way to explain their frustrations.

by Barack Obama on Jun 10, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

I realize they are off the big board, but Alabama’s Rashad Johnson had his charges dropped yesterday and a deduction in points should be in order.

http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2008/06/rashad_johnsons_charge_officia.html

by Picture Me Rollin on Jun 10, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

7M3 may be bad, but at least they’re not attempting a comeback. I’m looking straight at you, Collective Soul.

by Big Jon on Jun 10, 2008 12:17 PM EDT reply actions

NObama,

Chuckie Pugh’s from Florida. He’s never even seen a small town in WV. That being said, I am from a small town in West Virginia and you forgot to add “SKOAL” to your list of things we cling to. Skoal, fried chicken wings, pizza and guns all bought from the same Go Mart and paid for with stolen credit cards.

by TC#27 on Jun 10, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions

wouldn’t it be funny if noel devine and jason gwaltney got into a fight?

by ryan on Jun 10, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

Uhhh…what does the “P.” stand for?

by spartanmike on Jun 10, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

I am just sooooo thankful my alma mater isn’t on the Fulmer Cup Board this year.

In fact no Big 12 South school is in contention. Yippee!

Oh, wait….how many more months to go?

by blon57 on Jun 10, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, I didn’t know your joint venture made Mister Sparkle.

by El Hombre on Jun 10, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

His full name is Buttfuck Percival Rogers. Now you know why he goes by the name “Buttfuck”.

by Steve on Jun 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions

#15,
It would be more funny to watch Gwaltney try to catch Devine to commence the fightin’.

by MaconDawg on Jun 10, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

- thats fucking hilarious!

And the sad thing about WVU leading the big board by July 4th… with the way Coach Stew isnt putting up with ‘boys will be boys’ like his predecessor, who mind you had Pacman Jones and Chris Henry on the same squad… is that we may not be able to field a team by the end of August…

by beckett on Jun 10, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

The bammers should get points based on the dui of Stabler. What school can say their color announcer has been arrested three times for drunk driving? Alabama can. They can make t-shirts that say “Got arrested?”

by aufrizz06 on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

Frizz Frizz Frizz….
I know, having lived and taught at Auburn for a sad year, that huffing gas doesn’t quite get you Fulmer points…as we all know, API’s will be API’s.

by Der Schatten on Jun 10, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions

“I wanna kiss you”

by "Broadway" Joe on Jun 10, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions

Maybe I just missed it, but didn’t UGA grab a point or two with the recent arrest of Lomax for carrying a concealed weapon in his car? http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/uga/stories/2008/06/04/lomax_0605.html?imw=Y

by G8R 8U2 on Jun 10, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions

charles pugh ain’t no jamar hornsby. damn you hornsby for bringing shame to the Gator Nation.

by krinsky on Jun 11, 2008 12:56 AM EDT reply actions

UGA picked up two points, moving Them into a five way tie for 14th in the cup race.

by shanensga on Jun 11, 2008 11:44 AM EDT reply actions

As a Mizzou grad the fact that we are number one in anything is surprising yet the kid who garnered most of the points in the Fulmer Cup race for damaging cars in a parking garage is not /has not listed anywhere as a member of the football team—-walk on or otherwise. I don’t even remeber his name now but checked at the time and came up empty. I emant to say something at the time but forgot. I would just hate the cheat WVU or some other deserving team out of it’s rightful place in the sun. Not that we wouldn’t be in the race without him due to Wuebbels and a few other…….

by Bill Cooper on Jun 17, 2008 10:12 AM EDT reply actions

I’m just curious on a couple of things regarding the Fulmer Cup…Alabama has had 10 players (just football) arrested within the last calendar year. The last is facing 6 felony drug counts, yet they don’t even make the list. Meanwhile, Missouri’s entire basketball team got arrested, only two players were deemed to be involved in an incident that was simply a bar fight and they sit atop the list. How is this so?

by Double Down on Jun 24, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions