In response to us borrowing Matt Hayes phrase describing Bill Stewart as “Coach Gomer” in our Hayes vs. Hall series last week:

I got your “Coach Gomer” hanging between my legs you 4 eyed, non playing, never played football pussy.

Ladies and gentleman, Shawn, who sends us this email from bridgepark@verizon.net! He got into kolledge, and gud fur himm and hiz coach gommer. It’s true: we’ve never played football. In fact, we’ve never even heard of the game, preferring instead to spend our days trimming orchids and reading Austen reclined in a divan. Is that something rough boys play? Outside, in the hot air?


Our new author photo.

A much more reasoned response to our recent “thoughts” on West Virginia may be found over at WBGV.