WE’LL BITE: THE FACE OF THE PROGRAM, EDSBS-STYLE
In a concept as meaningful and innovative as their “Who’s Now” segments, ESPN is asking college football fans to submit their suggestions for “The Face of The Program:”
Every football school has a Face of the Program, that iconic image you think of when talking football on campus. Here’s your chance to help define who or what that is. Is it that fabled coach? A legendary player? A memorable play? A unique mascot? SportsNation is taking all suggestions as you help decide the Face of the Program.
Oh, boy howdy do we ever have suggestions! And they’re all totally sincere trust us yes! For your school, if you’re as fond of mockery as we are, you’ll go ahead and submit one of our handy nominees listed below. Feel free to copy and paste the image location, as we’d like nothing more than
Florida.

Miami.

Michigan.

South Florida.

Alabama.

Alabama program image currently property of Auburn University, a Subsidiary of Bobby Lowder Enterprises.
Ohio State.

Notre Dame.

Well, what are we supposed to use? Knute Rockne?
South Carolina

Please feel free to leave your own below.









1
smitty says:
Tannyhill is the epitome of South Crackalaka.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
2
hobeg8r says:
Jean Jorts – please. That is so 80’s. A Taser – maybe.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
3
duhduhdee says:
I love the Alabama-Auburn one.
I see this getting threadjacked pretty quick
June 9th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
4
Hang Up & Listen says:
Saw a S Carolina fan the other day sporting cargo jorts, jesus sandles, and the ever popular 2006 Liberty Bowl Champs T shirt. i apologize for not having a camera to capture the brilliance.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
5
yoyofutbawl says:
A composite of The Orgeron ripping his shirt & Houston Nutt, The Dancing Egg for the Webbles.
Optional are crying images of Robert Khayat and Pete Boone.
Not to mention Dickie Scruggs in prison duds.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
6
hobeg8r says:
Ohio State – property of the University of Florida makes more sense.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
7
kleph says:
lsu courtesy der freek.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
8
John says:
UT Vols: http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db1058-porch-toilet.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
9
gerry dorsey says:
GO VOLS!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
10
Goldman says:
haha, I know that red-mulleted florida fan.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
11
Hannibal Montegna says:
Goddammit, where’d you find the Taneyhill pic? So many hours wasted in search of the Taneytail, and I always came up empty.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
12
Domer Guy says:
A dolphin in a tuxedo? Really?
June 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
13
ChemE93 says:
That bama one brought me to tears. So many emotions all at once… mostly laughing, though.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
14
Brian O'Blivion says:
This post was a bad idea. A really bad idea.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
15
soooooome says:
Go Hogs!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www246.pair.com/autoybkh/albums/funnies_/nutt_streak.jpg&imgrefurl=http://ymswwc.com/2007/09/01/michigan-loses-to-1-aa-appalachian-state-fans-alumni-cry-out-to-bo-schembechler-for-revenge/&h=386&w=290&sz=136&hl=en&start=131&tbnid=oB6riOru0tUyrM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=92&prev=/images%3Fq%3Darkansas%2Brazorbacks%26start%3D126%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
June 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
16
oc phil says:
Brian @13 – I can NEVER forgive you for that.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
17
Orson Swindle says:
Brian–
Well, we only have the next three months to iron it out.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
18
Brian O'Blivion says:
I know…that was bad. Definitely worse than this, but not by much.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
19
ChemE93 says:
Washington
Colorado
USC
Georgia Tech
Duke
Penn State
June 9th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
20
hunglikehussain says:
LSU in a good way…
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/241/att00013lg7.gif
June 9th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
21
Brian O'Blivion says:
19 – U-Dub would have to be something more like this.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
22
CouchBurnin'Girl says:
WVU: http://www.brendanloy.com/blog/images/west-fuckin-virginia.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
23
hunglikehussain says:
self-deprecating is cleansing……
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2890/staffordpupxb4.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
24
hunglikehussain says:
almost ethereal……
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9554/ugafatguyzq6.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
25
Dr. StrangeCock says:
Tennessee has to be Lulu and Junior.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
26
jeneria says:
LSU
http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/20/O68006.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
27
jeneria says:
Or. . .
http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/OptimusCorndog.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
28
Brian O'Blivion says:
This should start a flame war….or something.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
29
Big Jon says:
University of Arizona
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1016/ncf_u_stoops_195.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
30
Big Jon says:
Florida State
http://bp2.blogger.com/_eafeVVVOFco/SE2uE7cgypI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Ov5ifeZiHuE/s320/burt+with+spear.jpg
(Oh God please work)
June 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
31
jakldawg says:
Take your pick of some Rebs:
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/760/img6050sj3.jpg
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8673/05fbmisspre08prissyboyar7.jpg
and just to fit in, a Vol:
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6813/hankhunkpk4.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
32
Brian O'Blivion says:
To be fair for my earlier Bama posts….there’s this.
June 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
33
Big Jon says:
Arizona State
http://billtush.com/blog/archives/images/beerbong.jpg
and of course this
http://static.flickr.com/126/323043073_bc17430bc7.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
34
alanon says:
@ 12 – being a nd fan as well, i thought the same thing. but its the classiest goddamn dolphin i’ve ever seen and i’ll be damned if it doesn’t represent wrap up nd football in a nutshell.
June 9th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
35
fdog says:
Baseline Jesus. hands down.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_WVrJZEUn84Y/SE2zYsa52sI/AAAAAAAAAAY/kXkUW6aE1L0/s1600-h/uscfan.jpg
(disclaimer, this picture was taken at a Clemson-Maryland basketball game in Clemson, SC)
also, I’m surprised no one has posted the real chief osceola(sp?) seeing as this is a gator blog:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_WVrJZEUn84Y/SE2zYsa52rI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/4_ENQDZNvUA/s1600-h/fsu+fans.JPG
June 9th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
36
them oklahoma says:
[img]http://bp1.blogger.com/_-m6kTn4QewA/Rsy1ci85-EI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tiuYIEGL9vE/s400/22.jpg[/img]
Oklahoma (regular season)
June 9th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
37
Warthen says:
I started off with some icons, but then couldn’t resist listing soul crushing moments for some of these programs before returning to topic.
UT#2
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2382258833_e219ea9f0c_o.jpg
UGA
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2382258833_e219ea9f0c_o.jpg
Arkansas
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2382258833_e219ea9f0c_o.jpg
Florida
http://www.skylinepictures.com/University_of_Nebraska_Cornhuskers_Tommy_Frazier_nu35_small_Frazier8×10_3.jpg
Nebraska
http://blogs.chron.com/longhorns/texasnebraska.JPG
UT#1
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/colleges/cottonbowl/images/games/1984_uga_lastinger_dmn.jpg
Georgia Tech
http://bp0.blogger.com/_SO8Y3MIsoP8/RbETXdPskPI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/Z5SV3uKZfBM/s400/chan+gailey+patrix+nix+reggie+ball+spike+on+third+down+3rd+vs+georgia+2004+gt.jpg
OSU
http://blogs.clevescene.com/cnotes/carl%20monday.bmp
ND and Michigan
http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/ticket/archives/dana_jacobson.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
38
Chrisa says:
West Mullet Virginia
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v283/195/111/508039610/n508039610_577729_3550.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
39
Year2-Dave says:
Oregon
Oregon again
FSU
Tennessee
Penn
These are fun.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
40
gerry dorsey says:
what…no gay aggies up in here??
June 9th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
41
poguemahone says:
I’m actually honored by the Ohio State one. I was expecting shit in a cooler or something. I mean, c’mon guys, we haven’t done then since AT LEAST 2006.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
42
Crabapple Buck says:
This will cover ND for you.
http://www.buckeyecommentary.com/files/eddiegeorge.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
43
adam says:
damn right he is. definitely THE personification of our mascot.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
44
WarCardinals says:
Pitt and Nebraska:
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/mark_beech/09/20/inside.cfb/t1_coaches_all.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
45
Darkknight says:
Holy shit…this thread is killing me. The ND dolphin, Baby Sex Cannon nursing….there are no words.
June 9th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
46
Q-tip says:
Florida
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/09/18/PH2007091802119.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/19/meyer_wideweb__470×335,2.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/20/meyer4_wideweb__470×337,0.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
47
Paul says:
THE Ohio State University
http://www.secsports.com/imgs/hdr_1024×97.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
48
Orson Swindle says:
For clarification, the ND photo of the dolphin was meant as a purely random changeup from the usual jokes. However, we have decided to call him “Pepper the Notre Dame Comeback Dolphin.”
June 9th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
49
Warthen says:
pasted the wrong UGA pic earlier, this was intended
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/226391.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDF8F47BDFF5001BB3284831B75F48EF45
June 9th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
50
TexasTiger14 says:
Okie State:
http://24hourbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/aggystunned.jpg
Texas A&M:
http://www.bevosports.com/images/aggies-squeeze.jpg
Texas Tech:
http://www.fluxw.com/bellringer.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
51
Metz says:
Notre Dame’s starting quarterback:
http://scs.web.elte.hu/Kepek/fun/emu.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
52
Matt says:
I found this pic of one of my fellow WVU fans on a Maryland esage board after one of the Gator Bowls in which they beat us:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b134/mountymatt/WVUfan.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
53
Warthen says:
And the same for Arkansas
http://assets.espn.go.com/i/pkg/ncf/100/top_plays_75.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
54
Big Jon says:
#53,
OUCH.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
55
Bacchus815 says:
Kansas St.
I can’t find the pic anywhere, but the one of the topless chick at a game with K-State pasties.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
56
okiedomer says:
this works for both OU and texas
http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Chris_Simms_pwn3d_by_Roy_Williams.jpg
June 9th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
57
Big & Rich Brooks says:
this is our little brother…http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/noclass.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 12:25 am
58
m go andrew says:
Michigan State:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_wNS5L2CPQLU/R_0OboeSezI/AAAAAAAAAno/p8FXQmckBO8/s400/msu+riot+5.jpg
Oregon:
http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/thumb/200/200/Nike-800.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 12:34 am
59
ATLIllini says:
After the NCAA labeled Chief Illiniwek ‘hostile and abusive,’ the University of Illinois set about to find another symbol for the school’s athletic teams. Asked specifically about the possibility of being the only Bowl Subdivision team without a mascot, Head Coach [Name Redacted] promised, “we’ll get it corrected.”
And did they ever. In an unprecedented effort, Illinois fans commissioned Illie (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/illie24/shua/illie_looks_like.jpg) as a replacement. Illie is a loveable, and more importantly, wholly inoffensive symbol of the one of America’s greatest public universities.
[Any resemblance to the mascot of Western Kentucky University, Grimace and /or Charlie Weis is wholly coincidental]
June 10th, 2008 at 5:50 am
60
CincySooner says:
Was there any doubt that singlet guy would become the face of South Florida?
June 10th, 2008 at 6:44 am
61
Judge says:
Auburn….
http://students.kennesaw.edu/~mlh5094/UGA%20attacking%20Auburn.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 7:06 am
62
Judge says:
Alabama…..
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/football/_photos/2004-10-15-inside-namath-ko.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 7:08 am
63
Judge says:
OSU….
http://assets.espn.go.com/i/pkg/ncf/100/top_plays_21.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 7:13 am
64
Bama93 says:
Auburn, courtesy of the Hogs…
http://www.rammerjammeryellowhammer.com/weblog/archives/AUVannotail.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 7:39 am
65
TAFKastOSUB says:
Alabama…
Former face of the program and color analyst:
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2008/06/09/1213049418_0416/539w.jpg
Creepy Rammer Jammer guy:
http://cykopath.com/images/ramblings/2007.09.24-RammerJammerRedneck.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 7:55 am
66
QC Dawg says:
I had a sweet idea for a t-shirt that involved a dolphin in a tie. I am incredibly bummed to know that such a ridiculous image has already been created.
maybe someone heard me talking about it….
June 10th, 2008 at 8:33 am
67
Brian says:
‘Tis not the last we shall see of Pepper the Dolphin, Methinks.
June 10th, 2008 at 8:39 am
68
okiedomer says:
59
when i opened yours, all i could think was “dude, his dad owns a dealership”
it was only a matter of time before adult swim fully permeated the cfb mascot world…perhaps one day we’ll see UGA Early on the sideline…?
OS, can we get a t-shirt made with the ND dolphin? i’m heading back to south bend for the ND/michigan game, b/c i’m a glutton for punishment and mediocre football, and i’d really like to rock a t-shirt with my beloved Irish’s new mascot
oh, and here’s the obvious for Ok State
http://angryorange55.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mikegundy.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 9:08 am
69
m says:
Oh god… I know the non-mulleted Gator fan. Florida-Georgia weekend at its best.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:25 am
70
mat says:
MSU:
June 10th, 2008 at 10:26 am
71
OrangeRedBlueBlack says:
I still think the Namath pic is the winner.
Vanderbilt:
http://www.thetophatshop.com/img/pics/bw8.jpg
Ohio State:
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17107.jpg
LSU:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2006-05/23582014.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 10:28 am
72
Allahver Fist says:
Noles fan.
Noles goals.
Noles hawt.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:51 am
73
Allahver Fist says:
LSU fan.
Personal favorite, Vol Fan Hank.
Classy Dawg.
Classier Dawg.
Forever Awesome.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:57 am
74
ChiTiger says:
Kansas…of course:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2555/2muat1.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 10:58 am
75
Beavbone says:
Oregon – How I miss the porn ’stach http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/pac10/images/mikebellotti.jpg
USC – http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/461663985_53813c9b33.jpg
Oregon State – http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sarajeanunderwood1.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 am
76
Ground0EastLansing says:
# 58 – Seriously? That’s the best riot picture you could find? That and a mediocre photoshopped picture of Sparty in there? You Wolverines are slipping.
Anyway, for MSU, It’s Johnny Spirit. You tell me how he gets that S on his back.
http://www.houstonspartans.com/JohnnyS.jpg
And if you want a fair representation of UM fans:
http://home.comcast.net/~kolyan/trucktub.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 11:13 am
77
Brian O'Blivion says:
FSU
tOSU
Mizzou
Oregon
Cal
June 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am
78
3 Days of Orange says:
Old School Vol Image:
http://www.thevib.com/majors82bama.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 11:41 am
79
Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:
BEST. POST. EVAR.
and i’m only through #13 and in tears
June 10th, 2008 at 11:45 am
80
Smitty says:
Oklahoma State, probably the very best definitie image of a program … stunned Aggie.
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8274/aggystunnedkp3.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
81
Aubie says:
Hears mah famley internets
http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/aubfamily.html
June 10th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
82
UgasTexan says:
Favorites so far: #22, #32 and #37 (for Tn).
Face of Colorado: does the co-ed flipping off the kicker count?
June 10th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
83
UgasTexan says:
Georgia: http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/uga-cheerleader.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
84
hunglikehussain says:
Another good one….
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6104/gregbluers9.gif
June 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
85
Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:
THANK GOD NO JEN STERGER!!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
86
Geaux Irish says:
Oklahoma:
http://www.bevosports.com/images/sooner-sobbing.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
87
3 Days of Orange says:
University of Flowers:
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/9/10/1/f_auuf12m_0297ec9.jpg
Fortunately for the Gators, Wes Bynum is a benevolent deity.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
88
dawgjamesdawg says:
GT
http://bp1.blogger.com/_SO8Y3MIsoP8/SEtLWUrH9XI/AAAAAAAADRk/PZhhPDqrtK8/s1600-h/optimism.jpg
June 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
89
Tejas says:
Ah, what the hell…
Texas
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5965/1952/1600/matt.0.jpg
June 12th, 2008 at 2:59 pm