Comments on: FREEWHEELIN’, FAST DEALIN’ KENNY STABLER GETS A DUI

By: Tipster

Tipster — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:07:24 +0000

Though driving with over-the-limit alcohol is wrong, people are not asking three questions 1) exactly why was he pulled over 2) why the extra charge of reckless driving 3) what was is alcohol level. Robertsdale is a notorious speed trap in Alabama. They have a long record of ethically questionable acts from being a very well know speed trap in the state in not the worst, political hacks put truly in charge, sex offender officers, sexual misconduct from former police chief, and especially meeting the exact definition of a speed trap by pulling people over just past the change in speed sign for driving the old speed limit +2 mphon a regular basis. I am in no way in the very very slightest saying driving with over the limit alcohol level in black and white terms is right. I had a friend to die from drunk driving and would like over the limit drivers arrested and not being able to plea out of it. No one should accept what the city and Stabler’s lawyers state what happened because that might be part of any agreement and not the true facts.

By: doyouknowanything

doyouknowanything — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:39:55 +0000

I hope kenny staebler goes to the aa meetings and is cured permanently.
sincerely

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:25:32 +0000

Alabama fan here. No funny comment to speak of. I really just hope Kenny gets help. DUI is a serious deal. You don’t think so until you’ve Leonard Little’d someone’s mom.

And as a reply to some people earlier….I post on here often and have never ONCE THOUGHT about drinking and driving. If I’m shitfaced, I find a place to sleep or I find someone to drive me home. Usually a fat chick(shit…..I guess that’s a sorta funny comment. Sorry)

By: JohnInHsv

JohnInHsv — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:49:52 +0000

Oh, and another thing. We don’t need any moralizing from Barner turds. You had one head coach who made Kenny look like a piker, and did Evander Holyfield impersonations on his wife when he had a snootfull. You had another coach who could snort a thick line from the Supper Clup in Auburn all the way to a whore’s nasty asshole in Mobile.

But they never had an Alabama law enforcement officer “look the other way”. Nope. Never.

By: BJ Strykker

BJ Strykker — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:21:36 +0000

This criminal defense lawyer is very disturbed at Orson’s three references to Kenny’s having “no defense” here. My internet search has turned up very few details as to Mr. Stabler’s arrest or what exactly he supposedly did. Not all arrested for crimes are necessarily guilty– ask the Duke lacrosse team.

By: JohnInHsv

JohnInHsv — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:27:15 +0000

All of you killjoys can kiss Kenny’s dick.

Next time I see Kenny…….I’m buying.

By: arlo

arlo — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:16:37 +0000

“The Commonwealth of Virginia estimates that a person convicted of DUI has already driven intoxicated over 250 times without getting caught.”

I just wonder how they came up with those numbers. It sounds like the “7 outta 10 spouses are abused on Super Bowl Sunday.”

By: Big Jon

Big Jon — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:31:35 +0000

#25,

The Commonwealth of Virginia estimates that a person convicted of DUI has already driven intoxicated over 250 times without getting caught. They tell you that in the class you have to take after you get nailed with one, not that I would know…

I would guess it would be at least double the odds for someone with star power who has probably gotten excused by officers with Bama loyalties. At his age, he’s probably at well over 3,000.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:07:27 +0000

Insert your own JPW future drunk QB…except he wouldnt be able to hit anything…

By: jwoolf1

jwoolf1 — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:55:15 +0000

Stabler will succesfully defend the charges in court. With a butterfly knife.

I’m told he once hit on my mother at a party, which makes her unique among uterus-owning Alabama visitors/residents since 1970 in exactly zero ways. Cheers to her triumph of common sense over star-fuckery and pre-vogue, first-generation stungun ownership (THE SNAKE BITES haw haw darlin’ I’m jes kiddin’ NO I AIN’T); jeers to the fact that I have sauteed broccolini where a throwing arm should hang.

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:06:44 +0000

Wow. I’m not condoning what he did. But people in glass houses don’t throw rocks. And I find it awfully hard to believe all these people posting on here call a cab every time they’re out and have a few…..

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:39:44 +0000

Re: The 60’s QB’s of U of A. Broadway Joe has admitted that he is an alcoholic – and has undergone treatment. He claims that he now abstains from all use of alcohol. The locals around here love him – in some part due to his openness about his problem and his effort to overcome it. On the other hand, the Snake – lovable or otherwise – has refused to grow up. From reading the various posts, it sounds as if Lower Alabama has enabled him for years. Everyone involved is lucky that he hasn’t killed someone. Joe has class. The Snake has yet to show any.

By: Charlie Douche

Charlie Douche — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:34:18 +0000

I got 5 bucks says the arresting occifer is an Auburn fan.

By: Sullivan

Sullivan — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:05:45 +0000

A “drunk football star” is still a drunk, and when he gets behind the wheel, he’s a criminal and a danger to anyone on or near the road. Would y’all be saying these things if it had ended with someone killed instead of a DUI?

1, 3 or 3000, he’s still a criminal and requires correction. Shitcan the fool and let him dry up.

By: Dumpster Baby

Dumpster Baby — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:31:13 +0000

Pelican pants is right, Lulus is the bomb, and taxis are non existent in that area.