OVER AT THE FAMILY STEAKHOUSE...

by Orson on Jun 6, 2008 1:16 PM EDT

...there's sinkholes at Indiana. In addition, you can watch me lightning bolt the daylights out of Hayes in our head-to-head over our extremely, extremely premature top 25s.

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I catht a thpell!

by Holly on Jun 6, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

Tough break, Indiana. Rub some dirt on it.

by Bagger Douche on Jun 6, 2008 1:35 PM EDT reply actions

Looks like D-Mac is the new 60-million-MF’ing-dollar-man.

by NRBQ on Jun 6, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions

wtf was that? My friends, this is why the Japanese and Chinese are kicking our collective ass in the marketplace.

by SoCalBryan on Jun 6, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

wow, haven’t seen the lightning bolt video in about 8 years…. its like I’ve traveled back in time or something.

by fdog on Jun 6, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions

The Needham Hex would blow away those lightning bolts.

I think you crushed Hayes btw, but don’t go writing sitcoms as an apology to him.

by Out of Conference on Jun 6, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

You rocked Hayes.

AU was a 9 win team last year with a QB that had Myasthenia Gravis. Yes, 9 wins. Imagine how fast Cox would’ve been without MG!! SEC SPEED!!!

AU returns one of the nastiest front 7s seen on the plains in a long time, and we’re going to have an O to go along with it. Hayes is just following typical preseason logic on replacing OC/DC = bad season… Remember, the last 3 defensive coordinators AU had fielded top 10 scoring Ds (yes, even Gibbs).

by NewAZTiger on Jun 6, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions

Are you sure that’ not video of Georgia Tech’s Spring game?

by DirkDawggler on Jun 6, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions

Not exactly a newsflash, Orson. The rest of us in Indiana have known for years that Bloomingtucky is a shithole.

Oh, wait. You said “sinkhole.” Carry on, then.

by Papa Lou BSU on Jun 6, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

Bloomington is actually a beautiful town. The townies, however, are quite unsavory.

by Jesus on Jun 6, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

Meh. I’m not that into Warsaw-bloc architecture and gray limestone. Your mileage may vary, as one wise poster on this site might say.

by Papa Lou BSU on Jun 6, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions

Limestone = Karst geology = Sinkholes = Bobby Knight’s an asshole (but a good one) = Generally crappy football.

Tuscaloosa has sinkholes too. If they had any sense, they’d guide Ears to the small parking lot west of the Sigma Nu house and ask him to stand there after a heavy rain.

by yoyofutbawl on Jun 7, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions