CAPTION CONTEST: TEXAS A&M RETRO PILE PARTY
We’re left a bit speechless. Provide your own commentary below for this retro pile party pic from Texas A&M. That coach in the background looks jacked that this is happening.
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1
Klak says:
Retro Lemon Party?
June 6th, 2008 at 10:06 am
2
dave says:
Hook em
June 6th, 2008 at 10:06 am
3
Lou Holtz's Illegitmate Child says:
Looks like bible camp
June 6th, 2008 at 10:08 am
4
PeterPumpkinhead says:
So 43 is the wide receiver and 28 is the tight end, right?
HAR HAR HAR
June 6th, 2008 at 10:10 am
5
elsandicho says:
Rectal Junction Boys
June 6th, 2008 at 10:10 am
6
Raider Red says:
Wurr gonna wurk now.
Signed,
Tom Berenger
June 6th, 2008 at 10:11 am
7
OhioDawg says:
Circle Jerks Are For Sissies
#42 is worried that he’s enjoying it. #43 is just flat out excited.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:12 am
8
Kernel says:
Hullabaloo, butt sex, butt sex . . .
June 6th, 2008 at 10:12 am
9
Joshua says:
42 looks a bit unhappy about all of this
41 on the other hand looks creepily happy
43 is still one of the best known power bottoms in, not San Fran, but Park Ridge, IL. That’s right, that’s Jim Delaney, Big Ten Commish.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:13 am
10
Allahver Fist says:
There’s a collie at the bottom of that pile.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:13 am
11
kleph says:
a sandwich is a sandwich but a manwich is a meal.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
12
CincySooner says:
“Manwich: Aggie Style”
“Come to A&M… Man-piles every Tuesday”
“Don’t let this happen to you: Report your NCAA violations”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
13
mastergator says:
So, that’s where the term “ground and pound” came from …….
June 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
14
Doug says:
“Coach, I’m not real comfortable with this. Can’t we all just stand in a line and squeeze our own nuts?”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:15 am
15
Jester says:
The very first flaming bonfire.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:16 am
16
Austin says:
A new meaning to the 12th man?
June 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am
17
okiedomer says:
obviously you folks aren’t from big 12 schools, b/c we’re so used to this from aggy that it doesn’t even phase us anymore
although 1 gets a +100 cocktails for the lemonparty reference
June 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am
18
sonofsamford says:
Before the 12th man there was the Rape Squad.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am
19
Joshua says:
I kinda like 28’s expression. “I know my junk is right up on Johnson’s ass, but my rear is unassaulted, so I guess that makes me okay.”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am
20
ThreenOut says:
Curse you PK and your leanings and wayward influences that you’ve pushed on Orson.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:23 am
21
Out of Conference says:
Some Aggie fans hold their junk in their hands.. others find alternative storage options…
June 6th, 2008 at 10:25 am
22
BoB says:
Is this something like a Rampede?
June 6th, 2008 at 10:27 am
23
Out of Conference says:
Kleph and Jester win this so far…
June 6th, 2008 at 10:27 am
24
Rich says:
I don’t see any steers in that photo.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:28 am
25
GrandmasHomeCookin says:
Once again, “Out” magazine thanks you.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:28 am
26
Mark Ennis says:
“The bone formation from back when we were Texas S&M”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:29 am
27
Austin says:
aggy: we were drunk so it didn’t count
June 6th, 2008 at 10:30 am
28
skinnyphatman says:
That is four, count em, four Lucky Pierre’s. Never knew that could be possible.
It is better to give than receive…
It is better to give AND receive. There, much better.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:30 am
29
Holly says:
So they all rolled over and one fell out…
June 6th, 2008 at 10:31 am
30
NRBQ says:
Football is a man’s game, son.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:34 am
31
Pat says:
Origins of the classic childhood game of “Smear the Queer”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am
32
Orson Swindle says:
June 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am
33
Aerobab says:
“Come on ride the train….and ride it! WOOO!! WOOO!!”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am
34
blon57 says:
#17- It seems that I actually agree with Okiedomer. Probably a first.
The Aggie jokes just write themselves. UT grads don’t even have to come up with material.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am
35
Mark D says:
What the hell? Why is 28 in there? They’d have had a straight if they’d have included 44 instead…. dumbasses.
Also, I find the lack of African-Americans in the photograph disturbing.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am
36
Nile says:
#28 – I bet I could skewer 5 guys with my cock.
#43 – $10 says you can’t.
10 Minutes Later…
#43 – Best $10 I ever spent!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am
37
blon57 says:
#35- Also, I find the lack of African-Americans in the photograph disturbing.
I’ve had this discussion with a younger relative who attends A&M and is on a football scholarship there. He said that A&M is a diverse campus. I just laughed and told him the football program is diverse, but not the school as a whole. Plus, he feels that A&M is a lot like Iran. No gays.
I’ll forward this picture to him today. It is time to transfer, kid.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am
38
SmoothJimmyApollo says:
“Yell practice.”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am
39
oc phil says:
Texas A&M: the school where it isn’t just the coach on the flaming hot seat
June 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
40
Jeremy says:
# 35 – a 44 would screw the whole picture up … there’s nothing straight about it
June 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
41
Adam says:
from top to bottom:
yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes… coach: no
June 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am
42
Anonymous IV says:
“Football is a game of inches…”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:58 am
43
Last Dragon says:
I think they’re all wearing one of those “its not gay if you call it first” Tebow shirts under their pads.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:04 am
44
Cletus McNirtny says:
what what…in the butt
June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
45
RaginCajunRebel says:
1. There is a Spirit that can ne’er be told.
2. “Howdy!”
And I shit you not, there is a class council called “Elephant Walk”.
http://aggietraditions.tamu.edu/
June 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am
46
Out of Conference says:
So why the hell does Adam get his cheesecake, but we don’t?!?
June 6th, 2008 at 11:21 am
47
LL says:
An “Elephant Walk” gone awry.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:25 am
48
LL says:
@45 – Sorry, didn’t see your post about the Elephant Walk before I posted.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:27 am
49
Banks says:
There’s only two things in Texas, steers and queers. And we hate the damn Longhorns.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
50
Mike says:
Orson, the video was gold!!
June 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
51
Jesus says:
The 1952 Aggies were gay men.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:48 am
52
Unhappy Monkey says:
That is one persuasive photographer. Should’ve been in group 5.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
53
David says:
I once saw this same position at a bathhouse in Amsterdam
June 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
54
vegas_buckeye says:
man-kabob.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
55
kleph says:
I’ll bet you’re the kind of guys that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
56
kleph says:
I’ll bet you’re the kind of guys that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give them a reach-around.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
57
Teddy Dupay says:
Ahh the innocence of 1950s America…to borrow from Gunery Sgt. Hartman, “Only steers and queers are from Texas!”
June 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
58
NativeSon says:
The Flaming Wedge: A&M’s innovative new blocking scheme for kick-off coverage!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
59
comoprozac says:
Insert homophobic comment here.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
60
kleph says:
whoops. sorry for the double post. it’s dodgy internet day here in peru.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
61
America says:
College Station has never been a place that accepts homosexuality. This may be the reason they hired Bear Bryant. He must have seen this crap and decided to take them to Junction and “weed them out” when he realized that straightening them out would be impossible, he ran off to ‘Bama.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
62
chuy says:
“We were just cuddling…”
June 6th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
63
MaconDawg says:
Rick Neuheisel is going to use this against them in recruiting. And you thought Brennan Carroll made kids uncomfortable . . .
June 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
64
Mitch G. says:
The coach is thinking” A 6-way circle Jerk and I am the Pivot man…..wow!!!!!”
June 6th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
65
SMFNP says:
This pose, originally intended to display all seven men standing upright, brought to you by the A&M Bonfire Engineering Dept.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
66
Pirate Petey says:
arrrghhh… Orson, that video you put up has me quite flummoxed….that feller that does a head-dive into a hamper of damp jockstraps… why even my boat the good ship DirtRoadSport would not let that pervy little snipe aboard
June 6th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
67
Soap on a Rope says:
Gig ‘em has taken on a new meaning after seeing this photo……
June 6th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
68
titanhulk says:
Trying out for Tight End.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
69
Touchdown74 says:
I know I came late to the party but…er, well, forget it…
June 6th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
70
goose says:
Hi mom!
June 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
71
Lawrence Ross says:
At least their swords aren’t crossing.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
72
Tbone Stallone says:
“This was atypical for those days because Coach normally had us perform Domino Drills during shower practice.”
-vLB Gus Hinsidem 62′
June 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
73
Mark says:
Perusing the entries it doesnt appear my entry was taken:
“AGGIE CHAIN”
If it was claimed earlier, yet another apology for not having an original thought.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
74
Flatlander says:
No Coach Sherman, that’s not quite the Spread Offense we’d envisioned…
June 6th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
75
M. Chorney says:
Texas S&M?
June 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
76
uwfgator says:
….and I thought F.S.U. and their boy homecoming queen held the monopoly on this kind of thing!
June 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
77
Mike says:
Yes i’d like the subway club, double meat , toasted, extra mayo. Please. Thanks.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
78
DC Trojan says:
6 aggies, no cups?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
79
austinag says:
In response to the question asked by the photographer taking the picture, “What do you boys thinks the fellas in Austin are doing today?”
The ags struck this pose for the masses.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
80
cjames317 says:
Aggies’ new Spread Offense?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
81
odell51 says:
#65 you stole my caption.
Growing up before I knew better I kind of rooted for A&M as my big 12 team.
Does this make me gay?
And of course the answer is yes to everyone except A&M fans so don’t bother. Better tell the wife!
June 6th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
82
RoseBowlBears says:
#42: Hey 43, you know how I know you’re gay?
#43: How?
#42: You planted daisies that spell “Go Aggies” in your garden.
#43: You know how I know you’re gay?
#42: How?
#43: I once saw you make a fruit sculpture in the shape of a unicorn.
#42: You know how I know you’re gay?
#43: How?
#42: You have a man’s junk pressed up against your cornhole and you’re still smiling.
#43: That’s gay?
June 6th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
83
NCT says:
@ 7 – outstanding. I laughed out loud.
@ 65 – too soon?
June 6th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
84
IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
Sure… it’s all fun until someone cuts the balls off a longhorn.
RIP Jackie Squirell.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
85
yoyofutbawl says:
Is #41 Dave Kopay?
June 6th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
86
Cardiac Kids says:
#35:
6 queers don’t make a straight.
June 7th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
87
OrangeRedBlueBlack says:
Belly option reverse dive. And remember, you gotta hit the hole hard.
June 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
88
Cardiac Kids says:
@ 82:
#43: “That’s what gay is? Ooh, I could totally get into that.”
June 7th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
89
911doc says:
oh the video. oh. ouch. wow. nightmares.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:44 am
90
Sean says:
what’s a guy got to do to get a reach around?
June 8th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
91
Jack says:
28 (whining to no one in particular): Why does 43 always get pole position?? I can’t wait till I’m a senior! Be strong timmy, put on a smile. Don’t let them see you cry. Don’t let them see you cry.
June 8th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
92
Heff says:
“only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don’t much look like a steer to me…”
June 9th, 2008 at 12:13 am
93
scoring@home says:
Aggies: “what’s everyone looking at”?
Everyone else: “nothing!”
June 9th, 2008 at 8:31 am
94
Jimbo says:
The precursor to the unbalanced line…….
June 9th, 2008 at 10:30 am
95
PW says:
wow, the full metal jacket reference was made no fewer than 7 million times.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
96
proud not to be aggie says:
Do the 5 guys boofing me make me look gay??
June 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
97
The Duke of Wazzu says:
“Why didn’t we have this at the U. of Idaho?”
/Larry Craig, senatorial cocklover
June 9th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
98
bamacatcan says:
What happens when the first guy in the elephant walk trips.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
99
TulsaStewartHater says:
Texas A&M, where they like their cheerleaders men and the band good.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
100
WizardofhOgZ says:
Wonder why the Aggies’ record for the 1960’s was 34-61-6?
This was the cover of their recruiting brochure.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:12 am
101
Steven says:
Crossing the line where Man Love ends and GAY begins.
June 11th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
102
Franocchio says:
Did you see our sons on national tv squeezin’ their nuts against Tech?
June 12th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
103
JIMPSU says:
They all went on to have productive careers as A&M yell leaders.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:50 am
104
jpack says:
Featured: Lucky Pierre…and Lucky Jean-Luc…and Lucky Maurice…aw hell, everybody’s “lucky” like this in aggieland!
June 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm