CAPTION CONTEST: TEXAS A&M RETRO PILE PARTY
by Orson on Jun 6, 2008 11:03 AM EDT
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We're left a bit speechless. Provide your own commentary below for this retro pile party pic from Texas A&M. That coach in the background looks jacked that this is happening.
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So 43 is the wide receiver and 28 is the tight end, right?
HAR HAR HAR
by PeterPumpkinhead on Jun 6, 2008 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
Circle Jerks Are For Sissies
- is worried that he’s enjoying it. #43 is just flat out excited.
by OhioDawg on Jun 6, 2008 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
42 looks a bit unhappy about all of this
41 on the other hand looks creepily happy
43 is still one of the best known power bottoms in, not San Fran, but Park Ridge, IL. That’s right, that’s Jim Delaney, Big Ten Commish.
by Joshua on Jun 6, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
There’s a collie at the bottom of that pile.
by Allahver Fist on Jun 6, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
a sandwich is a sandwich but a manwich is a meal.
by kleph on Jun 6, 2008 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
“Manwich: Aggie Style”
“Come to A&M… Man-piles every Tuesday”
“Don’t let this happen to you: Report your NCAA violations”
by CincySooner on Jun 6, 2008 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
So, that’s where the term “ground and pound” came from …….
by mastergator on Jun 6, 2008 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
“Coach, I’m not real comfortable with this. Can’t we all just stand in a line and squeeze our own nuts?”
by Doug on Jun 6, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
obviously you folks aren’t from big 12 schools, b/c we’re so used to this from aggy that it doesn’t even phase us anymore
although 1 gets a +100 cocktails for the lemonparty reference
by okiedomer on Jun 6, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
Before the 12th man there was the Rape Squad.
by sonofsamford on Jun 6, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
I kinda like 28’s expression. “I know my junk is right up on Johnson’s ass, but my rear is unassaulted, so I guess that makes me okay.”
by Joshua on Jun 6, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
Curse you PK and your leanings and wayward influences that you’ve pushed on Orson.
by ThreenOut on Jun 6, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
Some Aggie fans hold their junk in their hands.. others find alternative storage options…
by Out of Conference on Jun 6, 2008 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
Once again, “Out” magazine thanks you.
by GrandmasHomeCookin on Jun 6, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
“The bone formation from back when we were Texas S&M”
by Mark Ennis on Jun 6, 2008 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
That is four, count em, four Lucky Pierre’s. Never knew that could be possible.
It is better to give than receive…
It is better to give AND receive. There, much better.
by skinnyphatman on Jun 6, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
Origins of the classic childhood game of “Smear the Queer”
by Pat on Jun 6, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
“Come on ride the train….and ride it! WOOO!! WOOO!!”
by Aerobab on Jun 6, 2008 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
- It seems that I actually agree with Okiedomer. Probably a first.
The Aggie jokes just write themselves. UT grads don’t even have to come up with material.
by blon57 on Jun 6, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
What the hell? Why is 28 in there? They’d have had a straight if they’d have included 44 instead…. dumbasses.
Also, I find the lack of African-Americans in the photograph disturbing.
by Mark D on Jun 6, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
- - I bet I could skewer 5 guys with my cock.
- - $10 says you can’t.
10 Minutes Later… - - Best $10 I ever spent!
by Nile on Jun 6, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
- Also, I find the lack of African-Americans in the photograph disturbing.
I’ve had this discussion with a younger relative who attends A&M and is on a football scholarship there. He said that A&M is a diverse campus. I just laughed and told him the football program is diverse, but not the school as a whole. Plus, he feels that A&M is a lot like Iran. No gays.
I’ll forward this picture to him today. It is time to transfer, kid.
by blon57 on Jun 6, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
Texas A&M: the school where it isn’t just the coach on the flaming hot seat
by oc phil on Jun 6, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
- 35 – a 44 would screw the whole picture up … there’s nothing straight about it
by Jeremy on Jun 6, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
from top to bottom:
yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes… coach: no
by Adam on Jun 6, 2008 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
I think they’re all wearing one of those “its not gay if you call it first” Tebow shirts under their pads.
by Last Dragon on Jun 6, 2008 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
1. There is a Spirit that can ne’er be told.
2. “Howdy!”
And I shit you not, there is a class council called “Elephant Walk”.
by RaginCajunRebel on Jun 6, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
So why the hell does Adam get his cheesecake, but we don’t?!?
by Out of Conference on Jun 6, 2008 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
@45 – Sorry, didn’t see your post about the Elephant Walk before I posted.
by LL on Jun 6, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
There’s only two things in Texas, steers and queers. And we hate the damn Longhorns.
by Banks on Jun 6, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
That is one persuasive photographer. Should’ve been in group 5.
by Unhappy Monkey on Jun 6, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
I once saw this same position at a bathhouse in Amsterdam
by David on Jun 6, 2008 1:04 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll bet you’re the kind of guys that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
by kleph on Jun 6, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll bet you’re the kind of guys that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give them a reach-around.
by kleph on Jun 6, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Ahh the innocence of 1950s America…to borrow from Gunery Sgt. Hartman, “Only steers and queers are from Texas!”
by Teddy Dupay on Jun 6, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
The Flaming Wedge: A&M’s innovative new blocking scheme for kick-off coverage!
by NativeSon on Jun 6, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions
whoops. sorry for the double post. it’s dodgy internet day here in peru.
by kleph on Jun 6, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
College Station has never been a place that accepts homosexuality. This may be the reason they hired Bear Bryant. He must have seen this crap and decided to take them to Junction and “weed them out” when he realized that straightening them out would be impossible, he ran off to ’Bama.
by America on Jun 6, 2008 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
Rick Neuheisel is going to use this against them in recruiting. And you thought Brennan Carroll made kids uncomfortable . . .
by MaconDawg on Jun 6, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
The coach is thinking" A 6-way circle Jerk and I am the Pivot man…..wow!!!!!"
by Mitch G. on Jun 6, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
This pose, originally intended to display all seven men standing upright, brought to you by the A&M Bonfire Engineering Dept.
by SMFNP on Jun 6, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
arrrghhh… Orson, that video you put up has me quite flummoxed….that feller that does a head-dive into a hamper of damp jockstraps… why even my boat the good ship DirtRoadSport would not let that pervy little snipe aboard
by Pirate Petey on Jun 6, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
Gig ’em has taken on a new meaning after seeing this photo……
by Soap on a Rope on Jun 6, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
I know I came late to the party but…er, well, forget it…
by Touchdown74 on Jun 6, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
“This was atypical for those days because Coach normally had us perform Domino Drills during shower practice.”
-vLB Gus Hinsidem 62’
by Tbone Stallone on Jun 6, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
Perusing the entries it doesnt appear my entry was taken:
“AGGIE CHAIN”
If it was claimed earlier, yet another apology for not having an original thought.
by Mark on Jun 6, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
No Coach Sherman, that’s not quite the Spread Offense we’d envisioned…
by Flatlander on Jun 6, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
….and I thought F.S.U. and their boy homecoming queen held the monopoly on this kind of thing!
by uwfgator on Jun 6, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
Yes i’d like the subway club, double meat , toasted, extra mayo. Please. Thanks.
by Mike on Jun 6, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions
In response to the question asked by the photographer taking the picture, “What do you boys thinks the fellas in Austin are doing today?”
The ags struck this pose for the masses.
by austinag on Jun 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
- you stole my caption.
Growing up before I knew better I kind of rooted for A&M as my big 12 team.
Does this make me gay?
And of course the answer is yes to everyone except A&M fans so don’t bother. Better tell the wife!
by odell51 on Jun 6, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
#42: Hey 43, you know how I know you’re gay?
#43: How?
#42: You planted daisies that spell “Go Aggies” in your garden.
#43: You know how I know you’re gay?
#42: How?
#43: I once saw you make a fruit sculpture in the shape of a unicorn.
#42: You know how I know you’re gay?
#43: How?
#42: You have a man’s junk pressed up against your cornhole and you’re still smiling.
#43: That’s gay?
by RoseBowlBears on Jun 6, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
@ 7 – outstanding. I laughed out loud.
@ 65 – too soon?
by NCT on Jun 6, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Sure… it’s all fun until someone cuts the balls off a longhorn.
RIP Jackie Squirell.
by IM A MAN IM FORTY on Jun 6, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Belly option reverse dive. And remember, you gotta hit the hole hard.
by OrangeRedBlueBlack on Jun 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
@ 82:
#43: “That’s what gay is? Ooh, I could totally get into that.”
by Cardiac Kids on Jun 7, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
28 (whining to no one in particular): Why does 43 always get pole position?? I can’t wait till I’m a senior! Be strong timmy, put on a smile. Don’t let them see you cry. Don’t let them see you cry.
by Jack on Jun 8, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
“only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don’t much look like a steer to me…”
by Heff on Jun 9, 2008 1:13 AM EDT reply actions
Aggies: “what’s everyone looking at”?
Everyone else: “nothing!”
by scoring@home on Jun 9, 2008 9:31 AM EDT reply actions
wow, the full metal jacket reference was made no fewer than 7 million times.
by PW on Jun 9, 2008 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
Do the 5 guys boofing me make me look gay??
by proud not to be aggie on Jun 9, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
“Why didn’t we have this at the U. of Idaho?”
/Larry Craig, senatorial cocklover
by The Duke of Wazzu on Jun 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
What happens when the first guy in the elephant walk trips.
by bamacatcan on Jun 10, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
Texas A&M, where they like their cheerleaders men and the band good.
by TulsaStewartHater on Jun 10, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
Wonder why the Aggies’ record for the 1960’s was 34-61-6?
This was the cover of their recruiting brochure.
by WizardofhOgZ on Jun 11, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
Crossing the line where Man Love ends and GAY begins.
by Steven on Jun 11, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
Did you see our sons on national tv squeezin’ their nuts against Tech?
by Franocchio on Jun 12, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
They all went on to have productive careers as A&M yell leaders.
by JIMPSU on Jun 14, 2008 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
Featured: Lucky Pierre…and Lucky Jean-Luc…and Lucky Maurice…aw hell, everybody’s “lucky” like this in aggieland!
by jpack on Jun 15, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
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