Comments on: MIAMI OF OHIO CUPDATE: IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

By: Cincyobserver

Cincyobserver — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:49:35 +0000

Sounds like another night in Oxford. Nice small idyllic liberal arts school with a rape / sexual assault issues. They average 2/3 of these a semester. Definately doing their big brother “The U” proud! Stay classy Foreskins.

By: shanensga

shanensga — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:53:37 +0000

The Young Man had too much to drink and entered the wrong room. Then, even in His drunken state, He remembered His room mate’s sleep apnia treatments. Did He shirk His responsability? NO! He attempted to carry out those treatments! What a caring, big hearted, gentle giant of a man!

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:22:32 +0000

He shoulda tried the Josh McNeil defense first.

By: leNDmeabuck

leNDmeabuck — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:04:14 +0000

@10- Probably an anti-rape song but the admin. staff of my tiny liberal arts/catholic college did not like the lyrics either so instead pf Nirvana we had Alanis Morisette.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:35:16 +0000

Blon57 – the 2007 Ohio University football team could testify to that effect.

sorry DevilGrad…

By: comoprozac

comoprozac — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:30:45 +0000

I had a friend who attended Miami in the late 90’s. She participated in a “Take Back the Night” march that happened to pass the athletic dorm. One of the more progressive athletes decided it would be a good idea to play Nirvana’s “Rape Me” as the activists marched. It’s a classy place, that Miami of Ohio.

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:19:17 +0000

From the paper…
His lawyer, Robert Peeler, says his client laid down on what he thought was his bed and then jumped up and left when he realized his mistake.

Is his attorney implying that she mistook him for a pillow?????????

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:18:24 +0000

Zack M. : So, I jump out of the bushes, I run out in the street screaming, “I’m the bird! I’m the little bird! And the Bitch will burn in Hell!” I must have run fifteen blocks before the cops picked me up.

Also, I was nude. There were a variety of charges.

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:16:06 +0000

She’s pissed because when his drunken, 289 lb body hit the mattress, it propelled her sleeping, 118 lb body first to the ceiling, then to the floor, where she soiled her best thong and commenced screaming in an “only a pillow can stop this” pitch and volume.

I say it was self defense, lawya.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:13:23 +0000

100 cocktails to bk @ 5.

By: bk

bk — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:08:43 +0000

To be fair, he was drunk AND he just got done reading Native Son.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:00:13 +0000

“realized he had a live screaming girl on his hands.”

If I had a dollar…..

Also, still better than a dead, silent boy.

By: Alagator

Alagator — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:54:52 +0000

Did he at least offer her any Champagne first????

By: Ryno

Ryno — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:48:03 +0000

Yeah but our Hockey team are model fucking citizens!

Seriously, someone at Skippers or Bagel and Deli in Oxford, OH needs to hook up the football players with a discount so they can sober up before making this kind of mistake.

At least the Cincy Enquirer is covering it. When a TOSU gets arrested, takes cash, gets gifts from donors, father runs a training camp against NCAA regualtions, fails to pass classes but still gets to play in bowl games…the paper ignores it.

By: WorstFan

WorstFan — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:42:20 +0000

since when is autoerotic asphyxiation a crime? steven milligan says “take my breath away” indeed, you large ominous redhawk you