I’m ready for my interview now, Mr. Costas. I’d be happy to debate Mr. Riley and his skank ho. I’d bring my skank, but we’re divorced now.

It was back in the mid-80’s that I enjoyed reading Riley on the backpage of SI and oogling strippers, then I grew up. Kind of like when in college I figured out that Jim Bouten was a douchebag, and I was only reading Ball Four for the cool cuss word combinations and stories of Mickey Mantle and Whitey Ford.

The bleached blond hair and the highly visible tan lines with the revealing dress do it for me. While one would not turn down playing tonsil hockey with her, I wouldn’t miss a good football game over her, and would have to have a few shots or beers to get things going.

Too bad about Riley, now he’s just another douchebag. Now that he is on the WWL, when is he going to show up on Around The Horn? He would fit in well with that group.

South Carolina, on the other hand, stopped scheduling Furman after the Paladins beat the Gamecocks in ‘81 or ‘82. South Carolina stopped scheduling The Citadel after the Bulldogs beat South Carolina in ‘89 or ‘90, I forget.

I loved when Furman would play Ga Southern in the national championship games, played twice in the 80s, because it really was good vs. evil, or Duke vs. UNLV circa ‘90 and ‘91.

Clean cut, intelligent young men versus Erk Russell’s thugs, outlaws, and kids who could not read and write at a 5th grade level, which I believe is how Russell secured Tracy Ham’s services.

Russell’s strategy of picking up kids with SEC talent, or a little below, who could not make the grades to get into SEC schools worked very well.

You know your shit.

Tracy Ham and Adrian Peterson (Georgia Southern not OU) were some of the most amazing CFB players I have ever seen.

Granted, the venue in Statesboro is not Athens, but I have witnessed incredible hip-sliding, jukeing….. “who is your daddy”…”see ya”….runs from these individuals.

I know Tech is afraid to play the Eagles, as are Auburn and FSU (again). Correct me if I am wrong….aged synapses.

Would Clemson play them? GSU will go anywhere, anywho and anytime.

Anyway, the above referenced feature article did not portray El Cid in the most favorable light.

Charlie Taffee (sic) had a heck of a team back in the early 90s. Jack Douglas could run that flexbone amazingly. Douglas is the 2nd best option QB in the history of I-AA, behind only Georgia Southern’s Tracy Ham.

Ham was out of this world.

Was that the article about the kicker who missed a field goal and was purportedly hung in the closet over a sabre? That article was a mindscrew for someone who briefly considering going there…

Not this seemingly ever-escalating pissing contest between sports bloggers and [any group or individual]

get back to the goods man

and yeah, she does look like a stripper

I would not walk across the street to piss on Rick Reilly if he was on fire. Hard to believe that this guy is “celebrated” as the a darling of the modern media. By all accounts, he’s s smug a-hole.