Comments on: FULMER CUP: UGA AND NEBRASKA RIDE DIRTY

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:08:31 +0000

I make that run from Jonesboro to Athens several times a year and he’s correct, it isn’t safe. I mean, you have to go thru Conyers on 138; does that sound safe to you?

By: the grinman

the grinman — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:56:25 +0000

ive got it.

early kyler: head driving instructor for the georgia football team.

expenses to the university: 1 hat

having to explain to the parents of the players, and to the university as a whole why the entire georgia football team was caught smuggling chiva into the US from mexico: Priceless

By: QC Dawg

QC Dawg — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:19:52 +0000

As a UGA student with plenty of free time this summer, I volunteer myself to be the safe driving tutor. I spent plenty of time driving as well as underage drinking in Athens, and will be willing to teach our guys not only how to not get pulled over, but also how to not dodge in front of cop cars while intoxicated or walk down a main road with a beer in hand.

Seriously, I will give these lessons free of charge. Anyone got CMR’s phone number?

By: Junior04

Junior04 — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:07:29 +0000

SONNY LIED!

By: sb

sb — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:00:07 +0000

Cool…a boundary dispute between alien jurisdictions… can this shit get any better?!! This warms the cockles of a property/contracts lawyer…not much professional wood available to our ilk, but this gets close. Someone get me a cigarette…

By: David Puddy

David Puddy — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:24:36 +0000

Charles “what’s the nasty” Pugh, a defensive back/special teamer/repeat criminal offender is being sought by WVU police in connection to fraudulent purchases in excess of $1,000 from stolen credit and debit cards from a parked car in a university lot.

If I were Charles’ defense attorney, I would use the J. Peterman defense here and claim that he did it while on the “yam yam.” This will surely add some significant points to WVU in the FatBoy Phil Cup standings.

By: MaconDawg

MaconDawg — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:47:15 +0000

The lesson to be learned here? Being polite and compliant will get you absolutely nowhere. Better to keep going until you can ditch the car behind somebody’s barn in Siloam and flee into the woods, or just tell them your name is Ellis T. Jones, III, professional misanthrope and scamp-at-large.

/slight exaggeration

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:41:18 +0000

16 – yeah, I’m no lawya but I’m going to go ahead and award the border to Tennessee based on adverse possession.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:34:40 +0000

@23

True, however it was unloaded.

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:27:32 +0000

Per Chip Towers at AJC:

Lomax, a senior who is battling for a starting job at defensive end this fall, was pulled over on the 10 Loop in Athens for speeding. He was going 80 in a 55. As is routine, the cop asked Lomax if he had any weapons in the car. Lomax, described in police reports as polite and compliant, told the officer he had an unloaded gun underneath his seat. The officer retrieved a Glock 40, confiscated it and Lomax was arested for speeding and possession of a concealed weapon and hauled off to jail.

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:16:04 +0000

@20 I’m no expert on weapons laws in GA (although I’m fairly certain they are as bad as all the other laws in GA), but I read that it’s legal to have the gun in the glove(gun?)box or on the seat, but not under the seat (which, of course, is where Lomax had his)? True? If yes, then typical.

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:14:06 +0000

And to think… the Georgia GOP tried to get Cathy Cox to switch sides so that she could take over after Sonny. She refused. Her campaign then imploded. Hope, indeed.

The goings look to get better, too: Glenn *hiccup* “hand me another drink” Richardson or Casey “Ralph Who?” Cagle next? (Both: MORONS)

God, please let Coach Richt run for governor. (But only if it’s a sideline to coaching the Dawgs – DUIs or no).

Don’t we have a “character coach?”

By: APD

APD — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:49:21 +0000

@ 14:

Odell Thurman hears your request, and is ready to start tomorrow. Quincy told him there aren’t any pesky drug tests to worry about in Athens.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:28:34 +0000

Possession of a firearm in a vehicle is not a crime in Georgia, unless it is a handgun and you are under the age of 21. No permit needed, but it’s prudent to acquire one from your local Probate Judge.

True story: When I went to apply for my firearms license, the same office issued marriage licenses. One-stop shopping!

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:27:15 +0000

If Georgia was expanding the border into Alabama, it would lower the average IQ in both states.