FULMER CUP: UGA AND NEBRASKA RIDE DIRTY

I’d like to throw out the suggestion for tacking on another point in honor of Mudcat Elmore’s car, since I can only guess Lomax was pulled while driving it…

I don’t appreciate your implication. Single tear…

Not just praying for rain, he’s trying to redraw the border with Tennessee to get more water. To the battle stations!

Response from a Corn Nation fan:
 
" I would love to hang out with Huskers and try to prevent them from doing stupid things. …. I can’t believe there’s not more people like that on the team right now, like a kicker, or walk on wide receiver."

I guess this Corn Nation fan never heard of Britton Colquitt.

The real bitch of it is that none of our other Tight Ends have even mildly interesting names: Mike McNeil is serviceable in it’s hinted at alliteration, but Ryan Hill, Ben Cotton and Dreu Young are a yawn, and while Tyson Hetzer brings some potential in the name department, there’s a good chance he’ll redshirt after missing spring with a knee injury.

“…a 0.20 BAC, good and drunk by anyone’s standards.”

You may not speak for me, sir!

I’m three for three on roadside sobriety tests.
Can I put that on my resume’?

I still blame Perdue for the tornado at the dome. Let this be a warning to all, be careful what you pray for!

@3

See, the redrawing of a longstanding state boundary (whether intially incorrect or not) would actually represent some form of planning. Not good planning but, planning none the less.

No habla Jibba Jabba.

Sonny Perdue:

Keeping low graduation rates and Sunday’s booze free.

WHAT NATURAL LEADERSHIP!

I’d love to see Richt as governor. As soon as he signs his first bill, the whole Georgia State Patrol can run off the sidelines into Appalachicola Bay and stomp those mussel beds into oblivion.
You can’t spell Undermining the endanGered species Act without U-G-A!

9 – I have no dog in that fight (maybe Vick did, dunno), but I’d like to see Perdue invade. A redneck civil war, for the ages…..

Maybe they need to hire a former player to hang out with the guys and guide them through the tough choices in life, like a Joe Hamilton type guy at GT… oh wait…

Yeah, every once in a while someone mentions Guv-nah Perdue as a running mate for John McCain. And then I laugh. I laugh good.

And I think the carrying a concealed weapon charge is especially chintzy given that the Guvnah hisself just signed a law that allows gun owners to pack heat in restaurants that also happen to serve liquor. After midnight I am ordering takeout until further notice.

1. - 213 years AFTER the survey [allegedly] incorrectly put the state line where it now is – GA wants to redraw it? I know that things move at a slow pace in the South…but 213 years later?

.20?

pfft…some good ol’ boys just cant handle their liquor

100 cocktails to guy describing his dwi. he did it i true manly fashion.

If Georgia was expanding the border into Alabama, it would lower the average IQ in both states.

Possession of a firearm in a vehicle is not a crime in Georgia, unless it is a handgun and you are under the age of 21. No permit needed, but it’s prudent to acquire one from your local Probate Judge.

True story: When I went to apply for my firearms license, the same office issued marriage licenses. One-stop shopping!

@ 14:

Odell Thurman hears your request, and is ready to start tomorrow. Quincy told him there aren’t any pesky drug tests to worry about in Athens.

And to think… the Georgia GOP tried to get Cathy Cox to switch sides so that she could take over after Sonny. She refused. Her campaign then imploded. Hope, indeed.

The goings look to get better, too: Glenn hiccup “hand me another drink” Richardson or Casey “Ralph Who?” Cagle next? (Both: MORONS)

God, please let Coach Richt run for governor. (But only if it’s a sideline to coaching the Dawgs – DUIs or no).

Don’t we have a “character coach?”

@20 I’m no expert on weapons laws in GA (although I’m fairly certain they are as bad as all the other laws in GA), but I read that it’s legal to have the gun in the glove(gun?)box or on the seat, but not under the seat (which, of course, is where Lomax had his)? True? If yes, then typical.

Per Chip Towers at AJC:

Lomax, a senior who is battling for a starting job at defensive end this fall, was pulled over on the 10 Loop in Athens for speeding. He was going 80 in a 55. As is routine, the cop asked Lomax if he had any weapons in the car. Lomax, described in police reports as polite and compliant, told the officer he had an unloaded gun underneath his seat. The officer retrieved a Glock 40, confiscated it and Lomax was arested for speeding and possession of a concealed weapon and hauled off to jail.

@23

True, however it was unloaded.

16 – yeah, I’m no lawya but I’m going to go ahead and award the border to Tennessee based on adverse possession.

The lesson to be learned here? Being polite and compliant will get you absolutely nowhere. Better to keep going until you can ditch the car behind somebody’s barn in Siloam and flee into the woods, or just tell them your name is Ellis T. Jones, III, professional misanthrope and scamp-at-large.

/slight exaggeration

Charles “what’s the nasty” Pugh, a defensive back/special teamer/repeat criminal offender is being sought by WVU police in connection to fraudulent purchases in excess of $1,000 from stolen credit and debit cards from a parked car in a university lot.

If I were Charles’ defense attorney, I would use the J. Peterman defense here and claim that he did it while on the “yam yam.” This will surely add some significant points to WVU in the FatBoy Phil Cup standings.

Cool…a boundary dispute between alien jurisdictions… can this shit get any better?!! This warms the cockles of a property/contracts lawyer…not much professional wood available to our ilk, but this gets close. Someone get me a cigarette…

SONNY LIED!

As a UGA student with plenty of free time this summer, I volunteer myself to be the safe driving tutor. I spent plenty of time driving as well as underage drinking in Athens, and will be willing to teach our guys not only how to not get pulled over, but also how to not dodge in front of cop cars while intoxicated or walk down a main road with a beer in hand.

Seriously, I will give these lessons free of charge. Anyone got CMR’s phone number?

ive got it.

early kyler: head driving instructor for the georgia football team.

expenses to the university: 1 hat

having to explain to the parents of the players, and to the university as a whole why the entire georgia football team was caught smuggling chiva into the US from mexico: Priceless

I make that run from Jonesboro to Athens several times a year and he’s correct, it isn’t safe. I mean, you have to go thru Conyers on 138; does that sound safe to you?